Man has three needs: sleep, eat and sex.
She: You can’t, but why do you do sports?
To sleep well...
Why did she take me to the cinema? Why do we look at sunset? (I thought... just for that??? The idiot!! to

xxx is. All these ball interfaces are cool, but somehow too much make a monkey out of a human. Reading your thoughts would be great, yes. That I just thought and the planned code would already be printed, for example.
YYYYY This is where the most interesting thing begins. On 10 lines of code, 10 pages of matta plus selected places from the kamasutra and a mopassanovsky portrait of the secretary of the director in interesting poses

Hello, give me a sign.
She is known!
What is a sign
She: What do you want?
He is a sign.
She: Girls love when guys are a little sluggish. :-D
He: Well so that
She: Well that is)
He: Let us get acquainted.
She: What is the sign? The Zodiac?Jokingly is cancer. and ROFL
He: What you are
She is carrying. To the goodbye.

What to do if the eyes are red and swollen?
The first answers:
Playing in horror films!! to
Stop smoking the grass.
You will get a silver cane and holy water. and :)
Brush your ears for composition.

I thought about quitting smoking when I saw a big girl passing by the house. In the evening dress and on the clothes

Roach (21/09/2010)
Ubuntu said my 11-digit password is "Good". Interestingly, if I fix her an old 22-digit rotary, the inscription will appear "Ahuenny"?))
IFFRIT (21/09/2010)
You will be told the "Nightmare" level of difficulty and Ubuntu will turn into a gentleman.

She was at the doctor. After my night with you, a new life appeared in me.

OMG: Are you pregnant?

I was at the venereologist (

owl: today a little bit of me...the teacher of English asks: "who will rewrite the discs for everyone?", my loudest of all orets: "my mom can!", the teacher doubted, say, usually any dad takes — "Yes, she can, a programmer anyway, and not a bunch of clothes!" (C)
I write 24 discs.

With age, birthdays bring greater joy when they are strange.

How I caught a student thief with Skype: I work at the University, I spoke with colleagues on Skype a day ago, I left the netbook on the desk and left it for 2 minutes for a small need, I return, the netbook is not, I call my colleagues, they say you left, a couple of minutes later came up with a hip-hop view, looked at the sides (apparently I did not know that the camera was working), I closed the netbook and everything darkened. I ask, what particularities have you noticed? Yes, his hair is interwoven, as Africans love it. Oh, I know such a student, I immediately go down to the yard, here he is with a backpack, smiles like that, goes away, and well, stand, open the backpack! He throws his backpack and runs away, and there my netbook, a student a couple of weeks later, was removed from the school.
the university. Long live the skype :)

One very keen fisherman, being on the scene of the crime, caught the criminal, but he escaped and fled. Giving the police a description of the crashing bandit, the fisherman claimed that he was three and a half meters tall and weighed three hundred kilograms.

brother (16:10:49 21/09/2010)
The director is calling me.
I don’t have a copy of Xerox, the third white sheet is out.
I press copy, ok.A clean sheet comes out.I open the cover in the scanner clean sheet.
The Director – Oh!

YYY: How is your business?
You already have a new girlfriend?
XXX is OK.
My feet are healing.)
No, not until I found it.
I don’t know where I’m wearing it.
The one who is intelligent.
YYY: Who is so educated that a member takes a fork in his mouth?

FATE (16:07:55 21/09/2010)
I was embarrassed by this boy, he’s a girl.

I tried to get my pockets in the bus today 😉
Did they steal nothing?
Listen to me 😉
xxxh: I sit in a corner on a long seat, my head to the glass and close my eyes))
xxxh: I feel, my jackets in my pocket so carefully slide and cling to the pocket accidentally))
I opened my eyes on the whole bus.
You hear, horse, no money, the phone in another pocket. Can I offer a chocolate?
He turned red and flew out at the next stop)))

RBC News: "A woman arrested by the police killed herself at the wall"

The xxx:
I am happy to go out of the store, take out the small asset, drink on the road, behind the mother with the child
xxxxxxxxxxx:
A small issue here.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
"Maaaah, do drug addicts drink yogurt?"

xxx: if you collect 540 10-piece coins it will cost 54 rubles. This kilogram of copper can be handed over for 65 rubles

Bombastik: why are people in nightclubs on the face control who would never have passed it themselves?
Fake: Bombastik What would be more convenient to compare. They put a mirror in front of him and say "Do not let such".

Conversation of mother and daughter.
Didn’t you put yourself on the table again?
I am a beauty, not a monster.
You would be beautiful if you were on the table.
If I wore myself on the table, I would be a Cinderella, and so I am beautiful!