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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36358
 22.09.2010
Elvie: Please What to give to a man who has everything?

Flat is Wife!

FLAT: and he will have nothing=)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №36357
 22.09.2010
I go home from school, I look - the green Oka is parked on the side: toned glasses, all things... And the label on the glass: I am a dried hammer" =) And my mood has improved)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36356
 22.09.2010
He said, “Hello, what are you doing?
She: I am watching a movie!
He: Do you love me? What kind of film?
She says: I love it as much!! How to get rid of a guy in 10 days.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36355
 22.09.2010
I will work with an infected spinal fluid tomorrow. brought out of the infection. I am afraid.
zzz: Wow, I am an infected spinal fluid!!! Oh wow!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36354
 22.09.2010
1: And if the railway satellites were hit, would the US army stop finicling?
2: It will be bad. Soldiers will not even be able to determine which country they are in.
It’s good to know the continent.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36353
 22.09.2010
XXX is
Do you have 4 files?
YYYY
which
XXX is
Ordinary files
YYYY
I have 1 000 000 ordinary files.
XXX is
It is transparent 😉
YYYY
I am 😉

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36352
 22.09.2010
But the potatoes cook much faster if you forget about it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36351
 22.09.2010
What needs to be in a girl to make her notice?
He is my member

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36350
 22.09.2010
XXX is
I read about the name Arina.
XXX is
A favorable alliance with Averyan, Babylon, Galacton, Emelyan, Modest, Tretyak, Philimon. Complicated relationships are likely with Abram, Anuphrie, Dasi, Miron, Putislav.

XXX is
It is not easy for the girl.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №36349
 22.09.2010
hz who (15:35:22 21/09/2010)
Hi to. Do you give me people?
Lisei (15:35:30 21/09/2010)
The cleansers?O.O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36348
 22.09.2010
XXX: What are you doing?
I am working (
XXX: Did you go to work? Which? =) is
WOW: Customer Manager
XXX: C people mean you work :)
WOW: No, with customers ><

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36347
 22.09.2010
The evening. City Sanitary Transportation. Some of the Volga.
We gathered a company of 7 people, all owners of the same Volg. A quick conversation, beer, spare parts. An old friend who recently became the owner of a new brand. Sharing the impressions:
- And I bought the walls, not on the other side put - they clean up, and down the shit smash and it turns out that in the end on the glass shit. I turned them around and everything went well.
The voice of the crowd:
- And I have the houses on the Volga in all directions shit, I thought it was so and it should be...
The wild rooster. The curtains )

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36346
 21.09.2010
Do you love Napalm Death?
YYY: No, not especially
XXX is hard? and :)
What a fucking heavy thing! Cannibal Corpse is easy. I was at the Last Days of Humanity live concert. I think it’s a concert for the flute.
XXX:O_O O_O

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36345
 21.09.2010
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XXX: The Fire

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36344
 21.09.2010
Today I thought I was in love.
X: the legs were crushed, the head turned
A: Well what? Who is he?
X: No one is. It turns out, soup with oils in the dining room did not have to be eaten.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36343
 21.09.2010
and self:
6/08 It is necessary to revive the plot - the author thought and killed the main character.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36342
 21.09.2010
In the shop:
The girl! Wine is sweet?
Yes very much.
The Krasnodar?
No to Russian.
Krasnodar is not in Georgia.
Is Russian better?!...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36341
 21.09.2010
Post of Russia. She starts selling cell phones. Soon they will start selling tea, coffee, jeans, shirts and everything that didn’t come to us in our mailings.
- Soon shoes will start selling, I will not come from ASOS from July 30th
- I wonder, and in which department will now pop up my 4 robes from Seville Row...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36340
 21.09.2010
X: Under the beast! I was expelled from the couple.

Q: Because of what it is?

Y : No. Because I ate a couple of strawberries.

y: silently slips under the chair

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36339
 21.09.2010
From the discussion photo:
One thought on “This hair doesn’t work for you”
2 comments: He doesn’t look good.

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