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In isterske, tears and tears glamorous blondes, in pannyke accountants, managers and disigners. Congratulations to Kasperskom!
Costly tears irrigated the unbarred cheeks of more advanced users. Congratulations to Kasperskom!
And only tricky sisadmines with wordmy "A. shit-question", go to checky websites for freshy keys ;)

Vasa’s father is strong in the dialectke, Vase’s brain powders the parent all year round. One-time around everything and double, Vasya in onze has been drinking for years.

The clothing store, nalis for the purpose of taking before a tripand in the lagr on the springthe holidays, I have an hour - a break between the lesson, and after three hours children with the suitcase should be taken.
The nine-year-old daughter examplehas 18 T-shirts, 12 blouses and four dresses, passes 45 minout, I patiently but at lastem exhalation commentmy difference in two white T-shirts.
He looks at and the Canis, we go somewhere else", I, accordingly, open and behind the mouth, losing the gift of speech at indeterminedthe time.
Glasha, assessing the expression of my face, smilesse (!!!!) and the phraseis "Yes, it’s hard for me to please... The reala woman is not the nameis right lightly relates to hisgarderobe".
Conclusion: Somewhere in the home is hidden networko cable and something like STC is systematically procedureet in golu, we will conduct searches and isymat.

I don’t understand why everyone is chasing to the Russian post! For example, today I received a package with Congratulations from March 8! All have an ordinary day, and I have a holiday again and have a wonderful mood. and :)
Thanks to the Russian Post!

xxx: controla work.
What is the meaning of life?
and then options a, b, c, g. Select
correctly

and frit is half a class - 42

Jiga: When I was a little... a stove bite
Jiga: when they broke it, my mom showed me where I swallowed it, realI also RussianI oven, bricks, clay
Jiga: Well I just bite glinenthe cover and moved to the brick
Jiga: and the parents were, they say, the body behind wishl mean something wishis :/
Tagged: brick

XXX: The control work.
What is the meaning of life?
and then options a, b, c, g. Select
correctly

Half of the class 42

Feanor: Has anyone seen a suitable algorithm for calculating the position of the Sun/Moon?
feanor: printf ("in heaven"); not to offer, I myself dohuya petrosyan

XXX and getting married?
YYY: And what, is it time?
After all you did to me (Yes)
“Hmm... as a true gentleman I can’t give up... but as the dark emperor of the universe, I could just say ‘Muhahha’ and hide... what to choose.
yyy: MUHAHAHAHA "flows to the distance"
xxx is your mother

Jiga: When I was a little... a stove bite
Jiga: When they were dealing with it, my mom showed me where I swallowed it, a real Russian oven, bricks, clay.
Jiga: Well, I just bit the clay coating and moved to the bricks.
Jiga: and the parents were unhappy, they say, the body wanted to mean something lacks :/
Tagged: brick

Finder> Victor Sergeevich, the third department friendly pin the ballad the third day
Victor> Branch of the sirene fell on the chest, the head of the department will have to bend
Finder> eye and how?
Victor> Scratch the eye and tear out the tongue that you used to talk on Skype, scratch the skin, plant on the col, boil the legs in boiling oil
3> The third department asks for mercy, it is enough to make noise
Victor> scratch do not start smelling finally, with the third section will happen a fuck
3> understand

From Habr:
The Russian Post is so harsh that they do not receive complaints from customers.

From Picaboo:
XXX: The dish is washed by the one who gets the nerves first :)
Yyy: Eat if you want to wash
vvv: The dishes can be kept dull for a couple of hours under water. As long as it washes itself, it can also be done with plastic. And the peelmen to burn on a stick over the confectionery.
Water, you know, is not free either.
Q: How long has it been raining?

I don’t understand why everyone is chasing to the Russian post! I received a letter of congratulations on March 8th. Everyone has a normal day, and I have a celebration and a great mood again. and :)
Thanks to the Russian Post!

The first comment under the video with a million views:
I look like a black cat

XHH: sleeping hotts permanently
Do you sleep too little?
Yes, the clock is 6-7
Sleep should be properly
WOW: How is it?
In the dark, in the silence and in the cold
What is in the grave?

XXX: Tomorrow is April 1st
You will have a white back tomorrow.
XXX: What about you?
YYY: And I have
XXX: And I put on the system and smash my back with a crust.

She is 7 months pregnant and laughs. But that is not the essence
When she saw the cockroach (and they sometimes appear to us) ran away and shouted "kill him" and when he slipped down the ceiling hid under the blanket almost crying. A day ago she told me, “There was one cockroach running here, with such cute eyebrows..."
The next day he comes out of the bathroom and says "Now a cockroach has escaped under the shell. But he is not ours. our long and crunchy, and this short and light...not ours!we need to say to the neighbor that we are not breeding them.
I am afraid what will happen next.

YouTube commentary on one of Queen’s recordings:

Justin Bieber
Very easy
easy
Medium
hard
Very Hard
Queen

I studied roulette for half a day. centimeter for centimeter. I never knew how to play it.
(the terrorist