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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33618
 28.07.2010
xxx: When you pronounce two words, "Land Cruiser", the involuntarily indicative and the small are pulled out, and the middle and the nameless are folded.
XXX: The Magic
yyy: "mayboch" at all the fifth

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33617
 28.07.2010
From the discussion of the phone Nokia 6303:

Maruska: people, please help me, I have a flv video on the comp, I copy the video to the phone, I put the 3gp format, and it still doesn't work.
Can this be corrected somehow?

Max: "I put the format 3gp"explain

Maruska: I press on the compe to rename the video and in the format I write 3GP, and then transfer the video to the phone

XD thank you very much 😉

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33616
 28.07.2010
XXX is
Have you heard of the Russian operating system?
XXX is
Based on Linux, you will be able to...
YYYY
Oh, if it were crazy on the base of Linux
YYYY
At the base of Ubuntu.
XXX is
Linux by Edinros
YYYY
Oh, and it will be in the place of the kernel - EdRo

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №33615
 28.07.2010
Give me a gun...
2: What happened?
"When I told my friend that we won in one of the eight finals, she asked who we would play with in one of the seventh."
2: So what?
1: Well, she typically assessed, shakes up... and says, “You fool, the next one will be the ninth.”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33614
 28.07.2010
Did you have sex with him?? to
The fucker knows it!! I was drunk until I remembered > :(
Well, the fucking guy knows that.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33613
 27.07.2010
M2: I’m going on the street. The grandfather is 50 years old and the grandson is probably 7 years old. They go with tennis rackets, and the grandson has a half cup of beer in the other hand. I think my grandson won.

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33612
 27.07.2010
I'll go buy an electric plywood, I'll start the collapse of Gazprom ))))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33611
 27.07.2010
The mouse is ‎(23:23):
We can understand each other without words.
Artemika ‎(23:23):
and ;-)
The mouse is ‎(23:23):
I want you too :D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33610
 27.07.2010
I love the technique.
XXX and me.
XXX: Sometimes
yyy:you about your favorite rubber friend with Innocent batteries?)

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33609
 27.07.2010
xxx: I am only saved by the thoughts and memories of how cold it was this winter =) I remember, we were still roaring over it, and guessed that the summer would be hot, that the pepper would be as hot. Fuck, I want to take my words back =))
YYY : :D
That’s your fault, she fell.! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33608
 27.07.2010
Chatta this morning in the refrigerator from the food was only red caviar and nuts in honey... and so chatta pelmenie wanted...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33607
 27.07.2010
SG (23:48:46 26/07/2010)
Unable to reach the project, localhost
SG (23:48:56 26/07/2010)
He is behind the router.
SG (23:49:04 26/07/2010)
Router for IBP
SG (23:49:11 26/07/2010)
IPB for the Shield
SG (23:49:20 26/07/2010)
Shield behind the door
SG (23:49:29 26/07/2010)
The key in the door.
SG (23:49:32 26/07/2010)
was
SG (23:49:39 26/07/2010)
I pressed the button, closed it.
SG (23:49:46 26/07/2010)
I have the key.
SG (23:50:41 26/07/2010)
I am in Turkey.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33606
 27.07.2010
XXX and XXX;
I find it much more difficult to understand how to write a resume and how to become a programmer. Many tried to explain, a bunch of literature on this topic read, but in 8 years I never entered - it is really difficult.

YYY>
You are on the wrong path, comrade. We need to be closer to the general mass of programmers. In this case, you will not differ from a programmer and you will easily be accepted as a programmer.

1st Stop reading literature. Programmers do not read literature. Real programmers read code.

2nd Stop to read. Real programmers don’t read, they write code, fix bugs, etc.

Three Find a friend of programmers. Meet them, talk to them, drink beer.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №33605
 27.07.2010
He: you won't believe, doctors assure, mink brings a huge benefit to women's health

She: Yes, and what benefit can this bring to the mine?

It is the teeth. Sperm contains valuable minerals that strengthen gums. In addition, the zinc and calcium contained in it are no worse than expensive pasta contribute to the restoration of tooth enamel. If you have oral sex twice a week, the likelihood of caries decreases by 40%.

It is the chest. The male sperm contains the hormone prostaglandin. When entering the body, it stimulates the production of female hormones, including estrogen. Not only does the condition of the skin and hair improve. Thanks to estrogen, the volume of the chest and thighs increases. No need for plastic surgeons. This effect is achieved only if the woman swallows the sperm.

It is burning calories. Scientists claim that 26 minutes of French love burns the calories of one pizza eaten. And 53 minutes of oral sex that ended in orgasm destroyed three hamburgers and a pack of chips.
It is anti-stress. During oral pleasures, nerve endings are stimulated on the lips and the hormone oxytocin is produced, which has a relaxing effect. Also, doctors note that sperm contains lipids and amino acids, which have excellent healing effects in stressful stomach diseases - gastritis, colitis, ulcers.

Here is myself and the sauce. Pleasant and useful.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33604
 27.07.2010
A pregnant woman is eating in the ash. (Andrei is the future son)
And Andrei is out 😉
M: Is it how?
Q: How do people crawl?
And he is also running! 😉
Q: How did you know that he was shooting and not shooting, for example?
J: well scratch with such a frequency)))))))) although he is your son and you can expect anything from him))))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33603
 27.07.2010
Consider that you have taken place as a photographer if more than half of your friends on the avatar are in your hands.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33602
 27.07.2010
xxx (09:04:37 27/07/2010)
What about my new anti-spam bot?

// *
Hi my friend!
This is an impenetrable anti-spam! I’m not going to ask how many letters in the word ‘hui’ or how our planet is called.
If you are really my acquaintance, with whom I want to chat - ask me personally (can by phone), add you to the contact list.
Otherwise go fuck!
*

yyy (09:04:59 27/07/2010)
and)))

yyy (09:07:23 27/07/2010)
And then you were called and a voice like the Terminator said, “Hello! I am your friend, add me to the aska! By the way, if you want to know if your boyfriend has not cheated on you, then go to the website www.h1.gfh.ty, and cheap carpets can be purchased here..." and so on.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33601
 27.07.2010
The girls talk.
I want a got guy!
Q2: Why do you have a patchwork?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33600
 27.07.2010

You are smoking, you are drinking, why? After all, you will not argue that without all this you can live and enjoy life, communicate with friends, loved ones and loved ones. But the doubtful pleasure that a person gets by smoking another cigarette or drinking a glass of alcohol - does it give something in return? Can it give love to itself, learn to feel? Does it not take away those moments of life that we could have spent on more pleasant things, takes away the same extra day that we could have spent with a loved one?
I don't know if I'm right or not, but I'm sure of one thing - and without these doubtful pleasures life is beautiful.

222: What are you there? O_O

111: I have no idea. I smoke, drink beer and go to bed.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33599
 27.07.2010
I bought so many products. How to put all this in the refrigerator?
YYY: We need to reorganize.
XXX: to stumble on your feet?

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