I signed your eggs.
YYY: and you? to me? When is?
XXX: In the list of products.

He invented an absolute weapon to drive his wife away from the note: to a daughter (1,5 years old) you say bite your mother - it will be ripped into a bite. It stops when the wife takes her to another room and distracts something.
But there is a bite: the team bites my dad wakes me up in the morning...

Showed a familiar stalker, sitting playing.
The dialogue:
Where to get the ammunition?
Take off the corpse.
Where to get the corpse?
Noah, kill someone
How can I kill someone if I don’t have ammunition?
Noah is bleak.

NimdaMan: Recently, the discovery documentary was about UFO research in the USSR, there is such an old bearded type flooding, something about how our types investigated the bodies of aliens from a crashed flying plate in the 1970s. “Imagine a Russian laboratory, dirty, crude, cold... That’s what I wanted to say—filled with hungry scientists from the Gulag. Drunk and unshaken, they open the poor humanoid with a rotting spoon.

Suddenly, Lada-Kalina became one of the automotive safety leaders.
The exclusive set included: Putin V.V - 1st + SUVs with armed security.

Chronic wrote:

She is fucking inadequate and very cute. After an hour of sex, I fall away from her all wet, I swallow, and she pulls sweetly and says, "I am so good... so good... I want you to thank you for the accident."

All conflicts between men and women are due to the lack of sex in one place and its excess in another.

Have you seen the beginning?
HH: Is it there?
Dreams in Dreams, Dreams in Dreams.
Naah Naah Naah

And Semela was immediately embraced by fire. Zeus had the time to tear her out of the womb a premature fetus, squeezed in his hip and successfully carried it. Thus, Dionysus was born by Zeus from a hip. When Zeus was suffering from childbirth, Poseidon served him with tuna.
The Greeks seemed to be the other Fantasers.

I live by the sea. In all shops, bars, hairdressers, etc. Announcements of type:
"In swimsuits and swimsuits in the store, do not enter!"
I am standing next to one of these shops, watching a picture. Suitable for men -> Stick to the ad -> Bitterly breathing -> Removing shorts -> Removing sweaters -> Dressing shorts -> Coming d store...

Talk of young friends:
She: Zhenya, when will God give you brain? 25 years...
Is it new?
She is the first!! to

The story of the circus "Du Soleil":
JD
I was sitting like this on acrobatic tricks: O_o
JD
such a feeling that on their guys gravity either does not go and they are chatting or chatting but as they need and they are again chatting

Tomorrow at 8 a.m. I’m at home.
YYY: No, let’s get out sooner...or we won’t.
Well then at 7.60
Tagged: ok

XHH: I give you advice, always give up your place in common. transported almost bald, half gray, blushed, in a suit with a tie, with glasses and a case of black to uncles! WOW : Why? XHH: Because they can be your mattress. The analysis is :-(

If you suddenly swallow a shirt on a sleepy Friday night and leave it hanging on the back of the chair, lingering on the hangar to curl it, then on Sunday morning you will definitely find it on the floor, and in it - a cat.
And on Monday, there will be no other clean shirts.

Chuk: How about these semi-fabricates.
Chuk: So I want to eat normal food.
Chuk: There is no McDonald’s nearby.

She: Yes, I’m all busy, I don’t have time to get pregnant, only if in the weekend...

I: Yes, strange everything worked out somehow, on a boy, a lot of vodka. She turned out to be a student of a biofak, said that I was a physician... in the middle of the night they talked about microbiology, told her about viruses, showed pulmonary percussion.

xxx: Today I became clear about the meaning of the expression: "Not from that foot stood up".
This enlightenment came to me in the form of an unexpected and very powerful blow to the wall.

Looking at a pack of cigarettes:
- Probably soon will be drawn parts of the smoking person's organs on packs, such as the "smoker's lungs", "smoker's hands" and "smoker's lungs".
I am :
Buy a block - gather a man!