I am studying for a journalist, the fourth day I am practicing in falsehood, writing on the subject of criminal chronicles. I saw all of them, but today they just killed.
Uncle, an intellectual of the professorship, wrote a statement to the car trainer who repairs his car. He was stabbed when the one, the BRABANNA DRUB, raped his car. This same slug drove the car on the squad, he warmed the slug, adjusted from behind and doubled the slug in vain. Moreover, when the owner caught him for this occupation, he could not pull out his farm. The plaintiff demanded from the car trainer the full cost of the car (type he is now sad to drive in an abandoned car) and 500 thousand moral damages. This is so. It’s a pity that you don’t write this in the newspaper, we have a cultural edition (

Ancestors on vacation. They watched the apartment. A special order is to water the flowers. To not forget, he wrote on the desk with fat letters: "Flowers of the fields!". I turn on the computer, read the inscription, and I don’t know what field flowers are.

Sitting in the gorge, a man on a murdered ancient Moskovich comes to us! A car full of ass. My father was similar once too. And here he makes the crown phrase:
"This car made me a hideous car slider, but fucking like a driver"

“Never, hear, never let girls do mines in a Nissan Navara on a full run! In her (Navara with ACP) the lever is easily converted by the right seat into a neutral. The car becomes uncontrollable.
PS: As I started, I almost stopped.

Kav> What the smart in the head, the stupid in contact in status.

The xxx (spam)

If this chain of emails breaks down, you will face 10 problems in the next 10 years. Send this message to 15 people. Tomorrow morning, the person you like will confess to you in love. You will be together and he will invite you to visit! Tomorrow is your craziest day, if you don't send out 20 such inscriptions before 12 o'clock, then your love story will end. This is neither a joke nor a lie.

YYYY :

The fucking! In 10 years there are only 10 problems. I take clearly!

The morning. Get out of the soul. As always, I forgot to take a coward with me. I roam hard in the closet in search of the precious thing, wrapped up with a towel. A little girl sleeps in a half-meter bed. Suddenly the towel falls...I turn to the girl, and find on her face a mysterious smile and half-open sleepy eyes. The dumb scene lasts a couple of seconds, after which she whispers "I would blow", turns around and falls asleep. % of

Yes, I live economically for the whole year, I spend almost nothing, but in vacation I can afford everything, for the whole day.

Loses are peaceful.
It is not that they love people, but that they love them. No one will be stuck at 100%.

There is, of course, one moment... such as... in general, if the fox runs, and you are standing by him on the road... he too.

<xxx>: In the absence of a county...
<yyy>: The kitchen can be cooked.

The CHC:
Mr. Kaspersky developers, I understand that the process of downloading new databases is extremely important for the security of PCs.
But WHY, at the same time, it is necessary to brutally suppress all the simple death processes, even the video!! to
When Kasper is updated such a feeling that everything else is knocked into the corner and in horror observes the loading of new signatures, expecting at any moment harsh repressions and harsh cleansings.
Must be kind

XXX is urrrrra! Finally!
YYY: What is it?? to
Bella and Edward are fucking fuck!!! At the end of the fourth book!!! to
YYY: Okay, I understand, I will start reading immediately from the fourth :-))
You could not last for a month!
YYY: Do you think Edward caught deer in the woods just to drink blood? and ;-)

XXX: Make a screenshot
XXX and come to me.

The heat, the whisper... There is a woman on the street: "Could you participate in our sociological survey? Here nearby, it will only take 15 minutes, and we have air conditioning..."

xyx> Damn, how hard it is to write officially why the contractor is not pleased. How concise it could be to write - "Pidaraws"...

XXX-I is still steel)))) today in the subway just roasted over the defach one.... on the T-shirt is written in large letters USB... ships in size there was definitely USB 2.0))))))))))))
The normal size. It could be a USB mini.

Mashka_dolban: A pigeon has flown to me. I sit and think. Notice what is. Walk around the house with naked breasts.

by dEc0dEnT:
I worked at the pharmacy in the summer. A guy comes.
"Hello, do you have anything from the cold?"
I give pills.
"... from cough?"
I give pills.
"... from drug poisoning?"

XHH: It was just by news that a truck burned somewhere because of a fire extinguisher that exploded. Local producers are burning.
ууу: Ah, I already see how mints come to the burned truck and write out a fine for the absence of a fire extinguisher at the time of the fire.)

Comment to the photo of the grandmother on the backdrop of the sea... beautiful photo! Is there electricity without you?? to