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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33578
 27.07.2010
Q: Did you get a gun?
WOW: What is it like to go hunting in the spring, drink vodka, why buy guns? Not to shoot the ducks, at the end of the day.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33577
 27.07.2010
1> right of me is sitting "Miss Goddess", throwing a short-lived look at her, I noticed the spinning worths on the fullball at the level of the chest.. here I think - what will happen if you make a notice that she has a chest "lochmatya"...
2> injuries of varying severity

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33576
 27.07.2010
XXX: Mish, he’s offended me there periodically!and ((
YYY: O_o for example?
For example, he drank two bottles of vodka and fell asleep at the table.
XXX: I was interested in sleeping alone.
YYY: mda... o_o

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33575
 27.07.2010
The Commander: J@pa!
XHH: What is it?! to
The Commander: Oh! Do you often refer to that name?
XHH: What is it?
of four letters.
Oh yeah yes. I am fucking
Oh yeah... Nadia!and (
OK, everyone has understood.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №33574
 27.07.2010
X: I want to retire.
xxx: sitting in a climbing chair with a macbook in front of the fireplace
xxx and fuck in the stones)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33573
 27.07.2010
XXX is sensational! Under the Moscow Kremlin have been discovered ancient catacombs of unknown civilization!
Yyy: Dmitry Anatolyevich, please go back to your office.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33572
 27.07.2010
My younger brother is an outcast.
I asked him to buy me one piece in the store, how much it costs - I don't know. He brought her to me and I asked:
How much do I owe her?
Brother : 1000
I (delivering money): Oh you, the merchant of you is no one... Do you name me the real price? I would say 1500.
Brother (unwaveringly): And I have already added – it costs 500...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33571
 27.07.2010
I am writing to my wife (J) by asking:

I need a buyer.
J: and the bones of the beard
I: I thought every woman has a cushioner in a basic setup, from birth ;)
J: ]:->

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №33570
 27.07.2010
Wlas
funnyly designed small in their library error code E_FAIL, I guess what 1st word they have so shortened)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33569
 26.07.2010
XXX: How are you divided?
YYY is norm. Blowing up the paintballers. Played in the city quest by Stalker. We were shot at one of the locations, and we were looking for a code. The whole ass in the bleachs... hurt (( my ass is leapard. Soon he will roast, ask for meat, and hunt for antelopes.
XXX: It will look great.
YYY: It will be stupid to look like – I’m arming and backing up and carrying my fifth point ahead of me. Not a very pleasant spectacle.
xxx :D

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33568
 26.07.2010
Nesh (26/07/2010)
Ruberoid drops from the roof
Nesh (26/07/2010)
With such large drops.
The Day (26/07/2010)
Here are the summer cakes.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33567
 26.07.2010
Kenny:)(11.04.1990) : ohuet that in the buses of our Kazan writes, it is terrible to live - '' In order to avoid accidents, hold your handcuffs, and pay for the trip on time!'
I try to listen, or do not let God completely accidentally knock out in full motion, in a completely accidentally opened door... o_0

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33566
 26.07.2010
XXX: fuchs, hot dogs, but bought a thicker copper cuprose))) Who is interested in them being poisoned?
YYY: The Sister

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33565
 26.07.2010
yyy: sister from Norilsk writes in aske "And we have so summer and not...and will not be said...today wet snow shell.I so envy you"
Tagged with: bl@! How I am jealous of them!!! to
zzz: It is time for tour companies to open routes to the north. I would love to be on the snow beach of the Barents Sea.


[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33564
 26.07.2010
xxx: News - "Women are more willing to buy virtual goods in games"
Oh, women in principle do not spend their money more willing than men spend their own!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33563
 26.07.2010
Babochnik
Bosses are like children.

Babochnik
They like to listen to stories.

Babochnik
They are called quarterly reports.

Babochnik
Not to be a stick.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33562
 26.07.2010
xxx: Today saw our sysadmin in "one-time from work" advance yourself - stands a man with a beard in the right book of C++ in the left bank of beer, stands quite straight, like a soldier on the plate, and now add to the legs of the rolls - and accelerate it somewhere to 50 km per hour, while leaving the perfect straight position of the body (the legs do not move) and look only at the book... had time to shoot, everyone in the office renamed it to Peregar on the wings of the night
Yyy: Killed X_X

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33561
 26.07.2010
and Alina:
I have a lack...
I am :
to help you?
and Alina:
Now the dust is out, I will say.
I am :
I know, I changed my mind...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33560
 26.07.2010
This is not a city, this is a pedestrian... I bought a chewbacks for lunch, and he’s crazy with a card!! to
This is a roasted potato with potatoes)))
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
XXX: Yes to You
xxx: Last time gave 3 cakes with potatoes - with cabbage
This is really burning.
yyy: take with a puddle next time there will be a hundred puddle meat)))
XXX: I would have, but I don’t have.
YYY: You say and you see they eat 100%.
You better know how.
YYY: You come and say you want me to show you real street magic, here’s what you have to do with Chebureques? It’s clear with meat, but are you sure? And they of course! You are not the potatoes. They are so crazy with potatoes ;)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33559
 26.07.2010
Recently I thought that with all these emo, goth, vampires, necromans and neo-Nazis, our country is very much like Wolfenstein.

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