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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32338
 01.07.2010
<xxx> that is, until I’m officially not married, everyone I sleep with except the main girlfriend is not a mistress?
<yyy> no, just non-essential girls :)
<xxx> I like this approach
<zzz> fact
<yyy> side effects
<yyy> supporting
<yyy> satellites :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №32337
 01.07.2010
Happiness often knocks at the door when the bell doesn’t work.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №32336
 01.07.2010
New Year’s Eve... Extraordinary!
The year 1996 had to meet in South Yakutia. Nürnberg – respect for the city of youth!!!! to
Two friends came to me on New Year’s Eve. The theme with trees is solved very simply - in the forestry you take a ticket for cutting, go to the workplace and rub the New Year's beauty "under the root." The freedom of choice is complete, the problem is only to get to the place. Since I have NIVA, the issue is resolved - we go!! to
Up to 20 to 30 kilometers along the taiga, near the city. I got permission to cut (the penalty is more than exactly 30!!! Once for the illegal corruption of forest plantations), a tail, a pile - advanced.
Comrades on the way, “for a good hunt!” For the New Year!! For that guy!! They take a hot...
They have arrived (almost) On the road stopped twice to smoke and pour out used.
At the second stop, right from the road, we see three tree trees, meters from the road.
50, flat, pyramidal, like a New Year's card - only balls left to hang and a squid!! Just 10 meters from each other.
This is for us!! They were driving after them! Ruby here! Parking on the side, we.
Send it!! to
While I was turning out and killing the car from the road (the rail is snowy, two to go away), a friend took a tail, a saw, and a basement through the snow in the direction of the tree tree... The second is on the side of the road, casts...
The cry of AAAAAA!! and silence... There is no “woodcut”... Traces go in the direction of the tree tree, and then... The hole!! to
We digested the unlucky hunter together for an hour and a half, with our hands, and then removed the cap from the NIVY. Half an hour later they reached him at a depth of about three meters. The new year card trees were the tops of trees standing in the snow-borne wreath. Five to six meters he was able to walk on a hard rope, and then died under the snow with his arms raised up, in which the tail and the saw was pressed. So it stood for two hours, until we dug it out, there was no possibility to move, it was good even to breathe.
We cut down the trees, but not this time.
When I came to that place in the summer for the sake of interest, I realized that the friend was still easily done (I want to say easily done) - the depth of the wreath, i.e. the height of the oils was 20 meters.
Good New Year, Nergy!! to

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32335
 01.07.2010
I laid a baby's nipple next to the plate, it melted and clinged to the table. Gathered in Yandex: how to remove the nipple? I forgot what I was looking for...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32334
 01.07.2010
Oh, trust me, I know what prejudice is!! to
WHY is it interesting?
I work as an accountant...
I am a normal man!!! to
No one believes me =(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32333
 01.07.2010
Mariachi: All the sad girls are calling for socialization with their looks.
Mariachi: Even if that’s what I’m fucking about.
Mariachi: I always complicate things.
Mariachi: All girls are calling for association!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32332
 01.07.2010
In the chat online game "Out of the Rainbow":
XHH: People help, and how to buy shells or even a third game without them

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32331
 01.07.2010
Motorcycles at the Forum

Woldemar22LR
I'm going to buy a chopper and I'm going to drive slowly, with a worth of 30 km on the fourth transmission, I'll let go of my beard.

Mikeware
Ride "with a dignity of 30 km" on a motorcycle is hard, probably... A truck under such dignity is needed.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32330
 01.07.2010
Response to Sapphire.ru

What does it mean to "brake the engine"?

1) Include a lower transmission

2) First, you get a buffer, then a radiator, and then the engine itself.

3) there is a button, you press the engine and the anchor brakes the car!

It is cute.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32329
 01.07.2010
caterpillar (13:07:48 30/06/2010)
Do you eat for hours?

l!lPrince (13:07:58 30/06/2010)
Not a cup.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32328
 01.07.2010
Mist: At the request of a friend hit the program MicMute, which disconnects the microphone by pressing a keyboard. Why Why? Well very simple. You are participating in an online conference, or just chatting with a girlfriend on Skype, and here - a mess! - scream from the kitchen: What kind of h..y put this y...y table on the back of the kitchen, b...y?!" If you have the reaction worked out, then by pressing, say, just Shift, Right Windows + Ctrl or whatever you set there in the program, the microphone will be cut off, and your interlocutors will hear nothing.

Alexey: what they just don't come up with, just not to clean the taburet :)

See also: Dick We are in the age of mammothe technology.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32327
 01.07.2010
Where did you go so long?
I was in the hospital...
HHH: How is it?
ууу:he was riding a motorcycle with a friend, she was drunk "look, the crown!"more pillar, hospital..)
XH: O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32326
 01.07.2010
StrayWind (22:43:08 29/06/2010)
Remember, I had a status standing, saying that only the pudors can roast the straw in the yard.

StrayWind (22:43:24 29/06/2010)
It was not a shale, it was a forest burning.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32325
 01.07.2010
My kids want to leave tomorrow at 6 a.m.
And of course I have to help them load up.)
I will come to you and sleep.

WOW: Ah, only first you have to explain to your mom what you decide to go under my blanket with Harry Potter at 8 in the morning))))
See also: Oh
I promised myself that I would not spread this fact.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32324
 01.07.2010
No matter how tired I am in bed, I can do anything.
Stranger by Br. Put a cover. I did not understand =)
The Blonde:

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32323
 01.07.2010
Story: I went to the toilet now. I see, the cabin is open. Well, I think - free means, I open the door... and there the aunt over the toilet rushed and shouted begins - oh ah busy, busy here... I went to the neighborhood - I speak. Why are you not closing? And she (a brilliant answer!) And "Who is it for whom? Everything is here" *ROFL*

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32322
 01.07.2010
YYY: I want to sleep. I barely hold
XXX: Let’s Stay Together
YYY : O_O
XXX : O_O
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I have fireworks 😉 😉
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32321
 01.07.2010
When we took a cat, we took a girl and named her Katie.
But then the girl grew up and became a boy.
xxx: and the name is used to and we called it consonantly
XXX: and now he’s called Cotetor

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №32320
 01.07.2010
What should I do to get the man to run after me?
He: to cut off the egg.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №32319
 30.06.2010
The Chinese brigade painted the facade of the building. For the painting of the upper floors, a super-pupper-wrapped elevator (the operator of the elevator Russian) was specially pressed. After another violation by the Chinese of the technique of blamelessness, the operator issued the phrase: "I, crazy, I understand, of course, that you are 5 billion, but the security technique must be observed!!and "

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