I agreed with my wife to buy new umbrellas for her and me for the summer.
He comes home and brings two. One yellow with flowers, the other simple black
He stretches me both and says
Tagged: choose

I am extremely patient, as long as everything eventually goes my way.

RedSnake: watching stories about overseas guardianship services, when children are taken from parents because they are not given sweets and sometimes raise their voice. I looked at my daughters. They are very sharp, moving, my legs are blue and dwarf. I would have been executed in an electric chair abroad for a long time.

KOZbIPb: I never believed in dumb prints until I sent the customer "tambur prostitute" >_<

Hello to you!
Hi, what are you doing?
I drink tea with cookies, and you?
Coffee without cookies
Come for tea!
I just get dressed!
Why...

XXX is strange. You have a nick of Light, and in the signature of Irina.
I am actually Sergei.

My husband is calling to work today and...
She tells me - she dreams a dream: she lies on the bed in the bedroom I am going to work, there the door opens and I stand like myself... in a superman costume, with a bandage on the face, a coat developing from a light wind and with lighting behind the back.
She: What are you wearing?? to
I: What to do? I have everything dirty! No clothes for work.

Wake up from laughter.

Noah, what is the clitoris?
She: Well, is it going? 😉
He is :Yes
Are you ashamed to say this? O_O
Do you feel ashamed to say such things?
She: Yes No
It is: OK
How many cm is your boyfriend’s member?
It’s personal and not embarrassing 😉
Ahahahah, is he so small? :D
She: D was fucking.

That’s how we can be on the street. The forest of Moravia is burning.
Tagged: oo
In the sense of the forest Mary El =)

Talk to a friend after a game at Warcraft:
XXX is OK. and all. Stop playing and go for a walk.
YYY : Okay. I only make a sandwich.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I will *

xxx and it was necessary. on the question of the boss..."What do you do to work faster?"...answer..."Internet to disable me"
The xxx boss left with this...."Good"
I’m in xxx, I think.

I was on a bus with my gynecologist today. Now I think it’s my short dress, or did he recognize me by the face?

From the forum:
Not rural in English.
And in Russian?

Maybe I’m gays, or maybe I’m gay?
I will be friends with you anyway.
What if not gay?
Every self-respecting girl should have a gay friend.
Oh all
OOO late
I already respect myself.

Will you take me home tonight?
I am going to go ;)
It is my cat :)
He is your driver. ;)

<nerOn><*> Advice proga for interior design, preferably 3D...

<DD><nerOn> Sims 3

The Knight Jedi>>How do you do, friends? What are you sad?
Natalya>> why is it sad? Not all OK.
Knight Jedi, I’m suddenly sad, but I’m so senseless and Nifiga didn’t care. And then I’m right away so "why are you sad?" and you’re really swallowing at this moment and you think "there’s a burning Man! It feels everything! True friend!" and you continue to pour out my soul, and I reassure and support you.
Natalia>> oh you, what theory it is developed
Knight Jedi>>no so why are you sad?
Natalia>>I am not sad, I just want to sleep
Knight Jedi, well, I asked for the second time if you are sad or not, so that you don’t think that I asked for the first time just out of politeness, just to appear to you attentive and caring. Just suddenly you thought that I asked once only to ask, and I really didn’t care. No is! It is not so! Well, plus, to everything else, you will suddenly think that I’m not persistent and I give up easily.
Knight Jedi>> here I’m chasing this morning
And it>> is fun.
Knight Jedi>> well I have fun and you are no longer sad :D

Tagged: waiting
X: I do not like it.
So get used to it =)
Oh yeah...
WOW: It’s time for the wind to reinstall itself =)
I am not you, I am not an ipad.
WOW: O_O

xxx: dialogue with the mother: "- Wash the cat's plate, the cat has not been fed for the second day! Your child has also not been fed for the second day, although in those two days he has prepared all food twice and washed all the plates three times!
by :DDD
XXX: It is not funny.
Yesterday at half-third of the night with hunger - just got home - opened the refrigerator and ate a mixture of strawberries with chicken on the steam.
It was a cat’s dish... as I was told in the morning.

It was like in lineage.
There are two bodies on the ground, correspondence:
Finally we were killed! You can read peacefully!