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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32358
 01.07.2010
Grizzly (23:37:51 30/06/2010)
We sit in the street and drink beer with a friend. Suitable for 2 girls aged 20 to look, well, a little older. One of them is... healed.

Grizzly (23:37:57 30/06/2010)
I think it is normal [...]

Grizzly (23:38:13 30/06/2010)
They asked for documents to be shown. Get the corks. The IMF (

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32357
 01.07.2010
Sith19:14
If the shiziki say that normal and the normal say that normal, then who is shiziki then says that he is shiziki.
TIGRA19:15
and paranoid)
Not to burn.)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32356
 01.07.2010
HH: Yesterday, I was bothered with cakes.
WOW: How did you know?
Yesterday I got poisoned again.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32355
 01.07.2010
XXX: You are so opposed to darkness.
YYY: Because such a delusional painted pidor builds a suckle lovelace with a bunch of problems... And his body is a fucking jerk that is just fucking in every new series of some other fairy dude like a wolf or a wolf or a bear or some other suckle of wickedness....It was necessary to call the movie tour porn actresses - and dop. Materials - fairy tales... Sorry nakipelo...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32354
 01.07.2010
She is:
Lie in bed. She is warm. It smells of my body and smells of cigarettes.

He is
And I have to wash my dirty socks, they smell expensive cheese.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32353
 01.07.2010
Children from 5 to 6 years old play. They play "in the work".
He who says to the two subordinates: “Well, build!” That is a trick!
One of the "builders": I am your friend! Get rid of Vichy!
= = )

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32352
 01.07.2010
Dialogue at 5 a.m. (The woman just did a pregnancy test)
My dear, I am pregnant.
Husband: Boy or Girl?
Wife: Two stripes! Maybe a zebra?? to
The O_O

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32351
 01.07.2010
Sky
The fucking 12 nights.

Sky
Happy in the courtyard such an exhausting soul-breaking cry of female

Sky
"Lewis "Lewis "

Trainspotting
God...

Sky
Then the male

Sky
"Thanks to you!???and "

Trainspotting
Eeee...

Trainspotting
)))))))))

Sky
And then again the woman "will not go out!and "

Trainspotting
Hahahaha

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32350
 01.07.2010
I go here on the day to work, I walk past the bench, and there are three completely inadequate bodies. I hear this dialogue:
How do we get home now?
Let’s get on hand! (The Hickey)
Is it you? How in the hands? We are barely standing on our feet!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32349
 01.07.2010
You can’t cook any more.
No, I know how to cook. No one knows how to eat it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32348
 01.07.2010
Talk about the office staff:

XXXI (01.07.2010 09:49)
The bone eats the seeds and coughs like a pig.
The star fucking.

YYYY (01.07.2010 09:54)
Tanya tells me that she has diarrhea again and she took spare pants for the case.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №32347
 01.07.2010
“Yulk, you can blow me up and offend me, but I won’t let you drink with your girlfriends anymore.
And what such?
Why did you wash the strawberries?
What does it mean why? You are the first to get your hygiene, doctor fucking! These "carefully wash the products, they have a lot of infection"!
A marine mail?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32346
 01.07.2010
Yegor Dmitrievich (21:31:52 30/06/2010)
You need to googled.

Igor Dmitrievich (21:32:00 30/06/2010)
by RAGPIG

Yegor Dmitrievich (21:32:19 30/06/2010)
and Ross. by Mr. Academy of Search and Google Studies

and Grisha. (21:32:30 30/06/2010)
Fuck, I googled that abbreviation.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32345
 01.07.2010
and Ozz:
Oooo, the def

and SAD:
Relatively (Rather than a woman)

and Ozz:
The LLL?

and Ozz:
Oh is

and Ozz:
The age? and :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32344
 01.07.2010
Alexander: You obviously don’t like him.
Ulitka: Not even that I didn’t like him. For the last six months, he’s just somehow behaved like I owe him something, and I don’t give it.
Alexander: em... and it’s not he you for the New Year’s Day Mike exclusive took not the evening to pull? The one you were at sea yesterday?
Ulitka: Oh yeah, that’s the problem. Wow, what an evil thing...)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №32343
 01.07.2010
Straga (15:35:39 30/06/2010)
The project department for a week turned into a printing office, engineers went out to work even on weekends (we have such aurals once in a year and a half) and some kind of caller placed boxes with projects near the garbage, well, the cleaning cleaner faithfully performed her duties.

Straga (15:36:12 30/06/2010)
Delivery tonight

Velidzon (15:36:20 30/06/2010)
fucking

Straga (15:36:44 30/06/2010)
There are several engineers working in the washing, the cleaner escaped from the scene.

Straga (15:36:54 30/06/2010)
Searches are conducted

Velidzon (15:37:16 30/06/2010)
) ) )

Straga (15:37:47 30/06/2010)
You know what is Aural in the project department?

Straga (15:38:25 30/06/2010)
The projects will fly to NNN tonight.

Straga (15:41:18 30/06/2010)
I represent the reaction of customers: and what do your projects smell???? to
Velidzon (15:43:01 30/06/2010)
And then the blood.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32342
 01.07.2010
I went to bed yesterday. My husband has been long and hard. I lie down with a book and read. The husband in a dream turns to me, glimps on my shoulder and gives:
What does the dog have to do so badly?
I: O O O...?! to
He continues to glimps on his shoulder and does not wake up:
Well, look, she has the whole side bald...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32341
 01.07.2010
(from the ASCII)
XXX is
by Mikhailovskaya dr.
YYY
I have a day when I kiss Dr. Mikhailovskaya.
YYY
How it coincided!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32340
 01.07.2010
<[Inok at O_O 20:32:33]
<Give Me Cake
<[Inok at O_O 20:32:38]
< There is no package
<[Inok at O_O 20:33:02]
<They put them in my backyard.
<[Inok at O_O 20:33:37]
“Imagine a man walking on the street in sunglasses, in a bagel’s hand with cakes.
<[Inok at O_O 20:47:44]
<Police has stopped
<[Inok at O_A 20:51:59]
<I asked you
<[Inok at_A 20:52:04]
< I have been

Ghosts
:DD

Inok o_o
Country of Idiots

Ghosts
Funny Hole

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32339
 01.07.2010
XXX: three months ago made a new brand of cognac. I haven’t even put it in the portfolio.
XX: And now I gave a bottle of this cognac – 4 years of duration. Something I fear him. O_O

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