[22:38:33] Xenia: I remembered another mystery
[22:39:00] Xenia: A bird sitting without a voice in a nest of hair, she sat her eggs outside.
[22:51:43] Ivangø: what is the stroke?
[22:51:59] Ksenia: Yes No
Ivangø is a penguin.
[22:52:09] Ivangø: is it?
[22:52:31] Ivangø: mmm(
[23:58:12] Ivangø: What kind of bird is it?
[23:58:25] Ksenia: This is, Vanechka, fuck

Father Vsevolod Chaplin, head of the synodal department on relations between church and society, a week ago proposed to introduce a dress code in public places, in particular to prohibit the wear of mini shoes on the street.

If a daddy doesn't like mini-sucks, let him not wear them; and forbidding them to girls-women is not his business.

Scientists uncovered the conspiracy of mushrooms and bugs against trees"washed me this dreamed under temperature 40

Kolobok probably never thought that with his help all possible emotions would be expressed.

On the Yandex page in the poster is a terrible call: "Kiss Through the Wall. The first"
I don’t want a prime minister or president. Especially through the wall.

Talk about the importance of smell.
The acquaintance told a story that can safely be included in the "epic file" section. Once he had a tight lunch and returned to the room, he felt that his stomach was unhappy and pushed every way to the opening of the gateway to reduce the amount of accumulated gases. Not thinking long, he decided to carry out a test launch, to then smell and assess the degree of threat to others. Here one important point should be noted - a friend for a week as he had a strong nose. As a result, naturally, without feeling anything, he began to shout with a frightening frequency, initially believing that there is no smell - no burning. He thought so until he received a letter from his colleagues in the room, which contained a single link to the search engine, with a field already filled - "hole locks."

I had a dream: a dormitory, classmates, whom I last saw 15 years ago, are sitting on the closet and perforating a hole in the ceiling into the room on the floor above. I ask – why? They mysteriously smile and report that the girls live there...Wake up with the thought that Freud was right about something...

Call the company to see if the price list has changed:
I: Tell me, has your price changed from the 25th of June?
At the end of the cable: No?
I am : no!

The conversation continued... (c)zellbl4

The Dust:
As the newspaper "Moscow Komsomolets" writes today, citing a source in the secret services, the terrorists planned to detonate the bomb in the night from December 31 to January 1, but the explosive device worked earlier because of the spam that came to the terrorist's phone. According to unofficial information, a congratulation from the cellular operator came to the death woman's phone. As a result of the explosion of the bomb, the terrorist died, the accomplices of the murderer managed to escape.

Oh yeah, the blade! I would buy something more fun. At C# the software would be twisted for the analysis of the incoming.It would be more expensive, of course.But, I think, against the background of the cost of the combat component - it would be lost.

zzz: a dynamically developing terrorist organization with a young and friendly team requires a C# programmer, payment is contractual

Why do you eat this cake? The mice are running!"
"The mouse for a long time"

in a rush, bite, pressing, the granite of science... and all the time before that, I was only licking it and hoping it would melt.

XXX: soon on February 14th, I know the recipe for the cake, I will prepare my holiday cake. Although he doesn’t like cakes.
Make him a holiday chicken.
I don’t kill my relatives =)
Then the pig.
His relatives too...

I sit in a smoker. One friend (1) in the other (2) is trying to take a babble.
Give money before your salary.
I don’t have money... I just got divorced recently. He left all his property and money to his wife.
What are you, idiot? The naked? Go to your wife and take her.
Give it to me and borrow it to me.
2: I can not. I treated her as a knight.
1 The Knight! Well, let me stick to her and say, ‘I am a knight’s messenger. Pick up!"

After the club, we go with a guy to him...as if for tea... we walk past the shop.
You need to buy tea and sugar.
I add to the joke: - and condoms order!
He told the seller: “Please get a pack of tea, a pack of sugar and a pack of condoms.
What kind of tea?
He: What is the difference? No one will drink it anyway.

The office meal day:
Did you see who I have a bucket from my refrigerator?
Tagged as: Hoodie? What kind of hood? never seen!
The next morning admin:
Do you hear that I don’t have a wind load?
admin: winda o_o??? What wind? I have never seen it 😉

The Discovery Channel.
Security of Borders.
Voice for picture:
This man has 40 hard discs of pornography, and now our expert is looking at him - to decide whether he can be imported into the United States.
......
It takes 5 minutes:
The expert issued a verdict: 10 disks are forbidden to import, and 30 can be missed.
......
Attention to the question – how?? to

1> Oh these unhuman girls.
You are my sun :)
She: Do you also think that if I beat laziness, I will be able to make a small thermonuclear synthesis?
1> It is necessary to filter the compliments of the campaign.

From comments to news about the flu epidemic

Jordan A, I laid garlic on the table at work. No one got sick with the flu. They killed and killed two vampires.

Happy hours, days, months are not observed. Post of Russia.

If you watch the news on the first channel and do not go out, you can accidentally think that everything is done.