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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30038
 14.05.2010
You were so in a hurry that you forgot the keys?
Vitalys: well fucking... fucking fucking... this is fucking fucking... fucking fucking... I thought I was fucking these fucking keys!!!! to
Damn, write in Latin. I am from the phone.
Spasibo shto skazala :-)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №30037
 14.05.2010
Sorry for UH, said the patient, I stretch the duck to the nurse...

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30036
 14.05.2010
Coffee would...
I would fucking...

I'm a multi-millionaire, but I can't find a decent girl!
You can think of us as if we didn’t chew...

I have an exam tomorrow, help me with the collective mind.
A servant in the army will help.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №30035
 14.05.2010
You are a thief!
YYY : Why?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I bought it for 9,000.
You are a fool :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30034
 14.05.2010
of Olken)
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
I definitely need to share – I drove around the city and the road yesterday!!!! Ura! Oh wow!!! to

Lord Cheshire
Who gave you the driving?

Olken
Why when I talk about this, everyone asks this question!???? to

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №30033
 14.05.2010
to this:

The airline interrupted air traffic in Europe again.
____________________
I really thought at first that this was the real name of the volcano, and I didn't even start reading it, but then my eye saw that something was wrong here )))))))))))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №30032
 14.05.2010
YYYY
We have different cockroaches in our heads.

XXX is
I have sex.)

[ + 106 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30031
 14.05.2010
I didn't watch TV for 4 months, yesterday turned on, stumbled on channels, decided to sell a telephone.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30030
 14.05.2010
Freestyler
Are you with FreeBSD on you or on you?

QNX
to your Majesty)

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №30029
 14.05.2010
The cat yesterday locked up in the suitcase and refused to go out.
Do you need a passport and a helicopter?
Aha, and the eggs back x)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30028
 14.05.2010
Why is the third always ZZZ? He will be YY.
HHH
WOWU

Everything is in Russian :)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30027
 14.05.2010
In the bus:
Well, I went there, looked at the model series, chose. They have all this so well put, you can choose a fitting for the outside and for the inside. Well, I ordered a bordello on the outside, and inside I chose such a fabric under silk, in pink flowers, lively so that it would be... And Sergey told me that I was stupid, I ordered a cloth in a flower in the grave.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №30026
 14.05.2010
We are working on creating a program to extract the info from the file and copy it to BD. Then suddenly, admin comes up:
A: Joba in the mouth
A: What kind of thing does this work for me?!!!! to
A: Where is the hammer? The journey is alive.
The Curtain O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30025
 14.05.2010
I walk down the street, I see a man standing and holding an orange road cap in his hands.
XHH: It turned...
VLC Media Player is advertising...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30024
 14.05.2010
But the cats communicate on a pure binary code: meu and not meu.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №30023
 14.05.2010
%username1% Help us! When my boyfriend gets drunk, he always starts harassing me. I reject him because I am convinced that you can’t have sex in a drunken form before the wedding. But the problem is that my boyfriend is sober and says he’s not my boyfriend and doesn’t even say hello. It is some impasse!
%username2% %username1%

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №30022
 14.05.2010
You have to be a very brave man to be a coward in the Red Army. I.V. Stalin

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №30021
 14.05.2010
From the Diet Forum
XXX: What do you do when you get fat?
YYY: I buy clothes for a larger size.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30020
 14.05.2010
survived.
I took a boy to the army. I decided, when he wasn’t, to remove the cosmetics.
Plus the day I hugged ice cream - the throat is not whispering like a child.
I sat all day behind the comp - my eyes were tired and red.
After seeing all this, my mom decided that I was being killed because of the guy, until I became sick.
She took decisive measures... sent me to the village for a weekend with the words “nothing, daughter... you run there, you breathe, you bite a green onion... you can’t kiss anyway now.”
The pipet.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №30019
 14.05.2010
In the 17th century, British scientists discovered that apples fall down the ground.

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