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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №27048
 09.03.2010
From Habr:
(Discussions on the abdication of Nicholas II of the throne)

He was not brutal, he was bitten. The ruler needed a chain iron grip at the time to withstand. As soon as it showed weakness – deception / coup / revolution.

Imagine that Peter I was told: "In the name of saving Russia and keeping the army at the front in peace, you need to renounce the throne." He would laugh for a long time and then execute everyone who proposed it as conspirators.

He first killed and then laughed.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №27047
 09.03.2010
marazota : value the ointment - just called me some glamico and said that her cell phone number

marazota: the number in number coincides with my Vkontakte ID. I said I was ready for everything for my password, I would like to rewrite an account.

Light: And what will you ask for?

marazota : agreed that she should learn any of Brodsky's poems, well, or at the end of that she would be ready to answer a couple of questions about War and Peace

Any help from the genetic fund.


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №27046
 09.03.2010
Topic on the forum - "The ventilator is constantly working in Kalina"
The second post pleased:
Czech Republic 16.07.2009 - 17:22 : Uriah! In Calvin, it works all the time.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27045
 09.03.2010
I am a girl. I study at the Faculty of Informatics.
Tell me, how to interpret when a guy asks to come and install him a Ubuntu? I’m straight and I don’t know what to think.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №27044
 09.03.2010
Nazgool: I’m waiting for a prince on a white horse
Labyrinth: Can you imagine how offensive the princes on the other horses are now?! to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №27043
 09.03.2010
X: I was on the phone, right?
YYY: Judging by the quality of Tetris

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №27042
 09.03.2010
I thought I would live to 120 years. And I’d rather die than go away from this decision! 😉

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27041
 09.03.2010
My mother burned. We sit, talk about life, and suddenly the phrase “yes... it’s hard to raise children, especially if both are fools.” Finally

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №27040
 09.03.2010
to this:
And to this

Maybe it’s time to create a party "BOR"? Considering the number of people who read this resource, the support will be no worse than the "United Russia".
We will change this country for the better :)


to vote in elections, to adopt laws, etc. We will be laughable by the principle / [: :] / not laughable /?
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And after the debate to apologize to the opponents of other parties:"Sorry for UG, it just really popped up..."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27039
 09.03.2010
Three o’clock at night, after a stormy sex.
She: Fifty years ago you would have been obliged to marry me after that. But in our circumstances, you just have to wake me up tomorrow morning.

[ + 112 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27038
 09.03.2010
to this:
to this:

We met with MCH (I am 18, he is 20) for about two months, he was in love with me. Gave flowers almost every meeting, dear gifts, on my DR came to my house on a white horse!! But...I love an adult man 27 years old, whom I’m just a friend... and I don’t want to be with a poor student. Yesterday I decided to leave him, we meet and he says he can’t be with me, because. You see I am cold. Thus e. He left me, not I him!! It is gesture...

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How stupid fools! You are loved, and you....although with your blonde brains you are still not needed by anyone, and that poor student, in time, I am sure, will find a decent girl, and you will remain with nothing. Normal people are plushing.

Schröder, Odmin, Kotte, Hoyace
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A poor student who wrapped flowers, gave expensive gifts, found a white horse to make you a surprise...but people don’t value what they have.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №27037
 09.03.2010
Give me bread and spectacles.
Are pictures suitable?

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №27036
 09.03.2010
to this:
Today I was going home in the bus and playing worms on my phone. A 8-year-old boy sat next to me and was curious to watch me play. Eventually we talked. =) It turned out that like me, he likes Warcraft more than Heroes, especially like Dota:) He doesn't play very much in the CS, pulls on the races. We discussed all the latest films. He also liked Transformers, and did not like Avatar. I look forward to the new Blade. Despite the difference of almost 15 years. At the end of the day, they shrugged each other’s hands. I found a new friend :) :)
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Being a fool at 23 is not so bad.)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №27035
 09.03.2010
Why did you break up with the girl?
I: that fucking... she’s talking to me, she’s talking to me, and she doesn’t believe me.
Do you not take the tube?
I: I don't wear the phone in the house - there are no pockets in my pants.
Friend: I understand her.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №27034
 09.03.2010
Anna: Do you say a Jew?
Yurmal: What’s right here?

[ + 66 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27033
 09.03.2010
<YYY> Sanya, well you and the fool...
<XXX> The silent woman! Your day is March 8th!
<YYY>That’s not the case at all...
<XXX> What does it mean? O_O
<XXX>
<XXX>Shouldn...

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27032
 09.03.2010
I am fascinated by Japanese culture. I even eat sticks.
And the drums?
The Dental
Sorry I underestimated you.
Try it very comfortably, as if I’m eating on a harpoon.
Teach me
- Yes, there is easy, we take, for example, borscht =) you see floating cabbage, you do not immediately think, look at what fatter, and then sharply throw a stick into it, and the stronger that would hit, but if the potato floats it is more difficult, the potato cabbage is clever, so you do not rush and hide behind a piece of bread, and wait for a convenient moment, look not to be scared, especially if it is among the mayonnaise floats, the potato also that cabbage can dive under it. so look at both, so don't try to mask yourself for bread *ROLF *
- 0_o

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №27031
 09.03.2010
to this:
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Comrade administrators of our all beloved BORA! I would like to thank on behalf of everyone who is sitting on the mobile and myself personally for bringing you all back!
Congratulations to all understanders!! to
and whisper they
by Platon
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How to make a man good? First do it badly and then do it back.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №27030
 09.03.2010
March 8th we celebrate in the circle of the family: my mom reinstalled the system, I repaired the headphones... my dad was sick

[ + 99 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27029
 09.03.2010
Code of Honor of the Fighter.
Be honest with yourself. Always is.
1. do not refuel on the LuckOil while this pidor is free.
Bring the garbage to the urn. any one. Yes, even cigarettes and gum.
3. targeted outraged parking drivers and other "streeters". Not to give or take bribery.
Do not drink energy alcohol.
6 to quit smoking.
Join the section of handball fighting.
8. after six months after the implementation of paragraph 7, to stop passing by the street fighting of the kind of "three hopes on one foolish". 9. advocate for those who try to self-affirm themselves with half-drunken insult for teenagers and girls. Cut something like "Well, get up, go, sit down! I am like you #@%$! Yes, I think that pregnant, young people in general should walk, $%#$!".
a. but try to distinguish the ill-hearted from the intelligent elderly, and treat the latter carefully and politely.
Show the road if you are asked how to go. Of course, if you ask in Russian and without an accent. English and German can also be used. :)
c. give up seats in transport: girls (even not pregnant), couples, parents with children, and intelligent elderly people (see. P is a.
d. not to give to parasites: bombs, poor, Gypsies, etc. If you want to help someone – transfer money to the Chinese pilot society.
e. actively interfere in what is outrageous, if interference by force.
F. Have the strength to always remain so.

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