Ohhhhhh Let me meet.
Oh well. Call me Sergei.
Ohhhhhh I am dancing.
Oh well. Very nice dance. Tell me what size are you?
Ohhhhhh Are you another man who only cares about breasts?
Oh well. No that you! I am intrigued by your mysterious inner world.
Ohhhhhh Okay then. 2nd
Oh well. Sorry Tania, you’re too small. BBB
Ohhhhhh Wicked

You cheat me all the time for some reason.
How can I deceive you? I always say only what you want to hear from me.

Senya did not sleep at night, some idiots at 2 a.m. began to break the door in the bucket on the floor.
After half an hour, they realized they had gotten the wrong floor and left.
Zzzz: well half three it is not too late to sleep again...
xxx: I thought so, but these idiots came in an hour and began to fix it!!! to

XXX Why?
Don’t go mouse!
XXX is blunt?

I sit late in the evening at McDonald’s, the hall is almost empty, there is a huge bullshit coming in, it sits right at my table. I begin to watch. Ambal remained silent and asked, “Do you hear, what are you doing in life?” and “I’m already specifically excited, but I answer: “I program games.” Ambal is silent for thirty seconds, looking closely somewhere above my head, then asks, “Do you hear, and why does Pakman not eat his eyes?” I’m in the shower, then I turn around and look into the window behind me. There two Mentov patrol cars slowly depart for the turn. Why does Pacman not eat his eyes?

Do you remember the smoke? Is it white, tall?
I don’t even remember men I don’t like!
I think that’s why you know all the locals in the area by their names.

Take your garbage, wash your dishes, prepare your dinner.
He said, “I have no power over you, Zabulon.

I want to, but I don’t want to admit that I don’t want to cook.

Ashan, there is a huge basket with hats, hats, panams.
In the basket is a mother with a boy aged 10-11. On the other hand, in Panama, the grandfather is extremely old.
The boy pulls out of the basket a huge hue with wide fields and a mac on the side. He excites and cries:
“Mom, mom, look what a hat I have!
What are you doing?! Why did you catch a woman’s hat? Are you an idiot? What are you, grandmother? You’d be scared of cowards! What do you do like a babysitter? There’s still a whirlwind! Come on, go on, take an example!

Suddenly my grandfather,
With an untransmitted-anecdotal "Odessa" pronouncement, gracing and helping yourself with gestures:

You are in vain instructing the boy. Having such a sample of a woman near you from childhood, your boy will easily become a pederast without additional instructions!

Once we’ve talked about touch monitors... I work in a supermarket, fashed chicken and packed on a special machine. There is a touch screen. In a small room, I am alone. When I go for a break, I turn off the lights. And the flies fly to the only source of light – the touch screen. In general, somehow in 15 minutes of my absence the flies had time to change the number to an earlier one, changed the rate of feed of the plate, the tension of the film, the temperature of bumping and printed a sticker with the amount of chicken packed for today...

~T1p~ (01:48:37 5/06/2010)
You can't imagine the size of the girl's breasts I'm going to fuck soon if you don't bother me.

Gosja (01:49:20 5/06/2010)
You can’t imagine the size of the cock in front of your nose, she’ll be spinning Babenko with a smile on her face when she’ll overwhelm you on the diploma!

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A little bit of a right o_o

Years three ago, in the early spring I went to work.Before me were two girls, in mini shirts, on heels...In general, these are spectacular:)) Suddenly I hear the sound of a blow, shrink,we with these girls synchronously retreating,we see what it is - an accident.A man in someone's ass entered.And here he comes out of this car runs to these girls and how let them pencil to hang,meters 50 gals, screams :"What kind of clothes dressed like a devil, because of you the car broke" :) They poor on their sticks rattled :)))

XXX: How I get angry with my friends and acquaintances. They know that I am Siddhartha. They call the guests and ask for their computer to be repaired. Every time the same thing. Everyone is resting, communicating, and I am like a fool. How they have the courage to ask for help so undisputedly that normal money is worth. I do not say to a well-known painter: "Shit, guy, while in the guests, make me a repair here in the children's room!"

Corvin is older than Maximal by 24 hours and 25 minutes. The dialogue:

I am at your age...
It was yesterday, isn’t it?

My parents went to the market. There they saw a store with all the electronics and everything attached. I came out of interest. And they saw there devices that were called the "universal controller"; the father asked the seller what it was. And the best soul of men, the seller explained that this is such a controller that fits all brands of TVs. My father decided to take a car home. It cost 800 rubles. We came home, and this universal controller did not fit any telephone. The next day, the father went to the store to find out, came, and the man is not there. But it was another. My father went to him. And the new seller said that he heard about universal controls for the first time, and the previous seller was killed yesterday O_o
c) Child

xxx - m, yyy - g

xxx: Half a year I thought that I broke the vibration challenge, today I slid in the settings of the modes and it turned out that it was turned off...

YYY: I’t be able to...

XXX is meant?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

xxx: ahahahaha :D

She: And I also had this situation... (red and lowers her eyes to the floor, right first-class girl)
I am :?? to
She: In general... so it went... (will become brown like a tomato)
What does she say about her first kiss?? to
She: fucking, how many years we know each other7 In front of whom I, fucking, break... In short (he sharply raises his eyes and looks in the spotlight) I make a guy...

Questions and Answers to Mailer

Question: "How to genetically modify someone at home?"
The first answer is "Don’t touch the cat!"

XXX: And the Fisherman, it was natural.
Here is Pidor.