Give me two numbers and I’ll find a match between them.
xploser2: 4 and 21.....
gmouse: 21 = 7*3 4 = 7-3 will come? and :)

Why do all the girls give flowers and I break with stools??? Oh and O))

Today I saw in the store of a friend his daughter.Very sensible child 6 years old)
Running around the store with a large package of juice, the following conversation occurred:
You can’t drink juice!
Why then, daughter?
Because it will end!

You will not argue ?

I go with my 17-year-old daughter on the street and she says:
“Mommy, do you remember when I was a child, I struck my head at the cock and didn’t say anything to you?

[1:04:32] Anfisa: I remembered the case. in communion when they lived, studied more. so here, there lived foreigners. a lot. with some we had a friendship. The Pakistani people. Well, such, they always had servants in the house... but here they came to Toulouse to study) They came, knowing neither the language nor... nothing ) A couple of days lived on canned foods and sweets that they brought from the house. Then I decided to go out into the light. We found in the kitchen in the shelter of some Chinese, in a broken English explained to each other what they really want)) He explained how to get to the store.. And there was a store then, well, a complete council))) Shortly there gestures tried to explain what they want)) They were given potatoes and vermicellum. And also gestures explained what to do with it.) They came to the shelter, where they got a pot borrowed, dropped the unwashed and unclean potatoes there, the same vermicell and ate all this afterwards))) Without salt. I’ve never said it was so delicious ?

Which race is better to play for? Tell me pls.
For the elves, of course. It is obvious!
Ugrackh-Bambaruch: Orcs are running! Try it yourself.
Body: Better than necromants
Alex: *rofl* with such a nickname you could send 3 empty messages. I would understand it anyway.

A familiar doctor told me. Away from his face.
I recently had an important person surgery on the stomach. Before the operation, the patient asked everyone what and how he would do. As a result, after 73 questions "What if?" the doctor calmed the client and shouted in the hallway.
by Jora! Bring a mirror, and prepare a local anesthesia, the patient will conduct the operation himself!

Good appetite
I thank you :-*
Eat yourself naked and eat in the kitchen!

From a Yakutia film forum:

23 April 2010 (19:18)

The Cinemas! In May, the great premiere of the century will take place for us. "The Prince of Persia".
What do you think he will be? Does it meet our expectations? I waited for him all eternity.

The first comment
23 April 2010 (19:31)

Where is the prince of tomatoes?

And in general, if the news outlets thought that pronouncing the word “Ayafyatlahoyokudl” was the worst thing that could be.
Then they better hope that the eruption of the Peruvian volcano Huinapoutina will never happen.

How the wedding went.
YYY: Yes, it would be nothing, but when he put me on a ring and said ‘plus 16 to magic protection’...

I work as a seller in a tobacco store. The day was very pleased with the buyer - a man of 30 years in a business suit. It fits and pronounces: "I bond. Gray bond." Thank you, good man, for the whole day the mood raised :)

I am going to work, my little son is running to accompany me, accidentally came on my foot. I was his sonblin, such beautiful shoes, and you left me a trace. How can I walk in different shoes? I watched – I thought. Go to the same! Then comes the second.

I work in a photography studio, often bringing photos with the request to remove the background. So, a request to the company Adobe: please do in the following Russian version of Photoshop function: "Remove from the wall this fucking grandmother COVER!".

Fuck, fuck whoever is a red naildozer, this pidaras cheating about coffee and customers.

by Nathan:
Mamula burned: I sit in the kitchen, I sing:
"And to that I gave, pa-pa-pa-pa"
Mom: "Oh, daughter, this question will torment you for the rest of your life"))))

It’s not scary when a black cat crosses the road, it’s scary when it tries to bypass the road you just walked.

Give me your soap.
I'll send you a new fantastic book.
It is called the age of the dead born.
Tagged: bobrov
Meaning of the writer Bobrov
But not the dead born bearers.
yyy: =)))))))

Well, don’t offend him... Cole is really a very strange guy. He even surprises Google with his questions sometimes.

Casco insurance advertising on the billboard:
3+ Casco, grace and lubrication.
He barely got into the pillar when he saw it.