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Dmitry: agree - how easy it is to work when there is snow outside the window :)
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Artem: And if there was cocaine outside the window instead of snow, it would be even more fun to work!
Dmitry: The entire status has stumbled
It’s easier to get rid of when there’s snow outside the window.

The AAA:
The highest number of children born by one mother, according to official data, is 69. According to reports made in 1782, between 1725 and 1765. The wife of the Russian peasant Fyodor Vasilyev gave birth 27 times, producing 16 twins, 7 triples and 4 twins. Of these, only two children died in infancy.
I would have eaten it in the straw.

The BBB:
At that time, the standard of living was much higher.

From the router.

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and my kiss
Okay, I will embrace and kiss passionately, and you just try to lie or deceive, and nothing will happen.

My_Name_Is_Nunu
I will be honest like Ostap Bender.

and my kiss
I hope cute!

Dear Sibireebs, I am from Novosibirsk, recently came to Peter for work. I will tell you this: -30 at a humidity of 50 and -20 at a humidity of about one hundred are roughly equal in the strength of ebun. And if in the latter case you add a cold wind, you want to go back to Siberia.

Princesses are only in fairy tales. In fact, we smoke, we drink vodka and we reinstall the screw ourselves. We believe in love. Mostly on weekends...

xxx: in his status it is written "the red trucks went back". That would mean?
YYY: Maybe your girlfriend has his monthly started?
Zzz: Idiots, again the New Year Coca-Cola advertisement on TV began to show!

xxx: capec, assignment from the International Olympiad in Biology
XH: The question. White bears don’t eat penguins.
The simplest childhood mystery. They live on different poles. The options of answers...
Pingvin meat is toxic
xxx: and
Penguins live in groups and it is very dangerous to attack them.
pinguins killers, linux usurpator, watch in all the cinemas of our country

You are like my cat. When you have nothing to eat, go to sleep.

GALA: That’s why when I start and the label two starts, and if I don’t need to start it for example, then it shows nothing in red, but it’s necessary for the yellow square to open and there should be 3 buttons?
Admin: Oh my God!
Someone send me a cleaner, let my brain wash off the walls and ceiling

I think the motto of all, absolutely all Russian state and social institutions should be:
Whoever helps people is wasting time.

Laika

If you approach a man with a blanket and hide it, he will immediately start to love you.

XHH: I wrote him now that I got everything, so that my number would be removed and he would never call me again. Do you get calls? No, he hasn’t called for a week. But very little! Suddenly I forgot that I didn’t want to hear him.

and asma:
I walk by the general miller in the direction of the city, I walk through the arc,
There are hookers. I go further, the car is heading in front of me, I blinked at her, I look and he accelerated. He murmured again, and he murmured to me in response. and double)

X:..and I ordered from Santa Claus a postponement from the army :)
Q: Did he break your hand?

What do you think is the most important thing for a scientist?
Student: Labour Sustainability and Madness

The computer salon. A girl of thirty years comes in, all of herself: a brunette on a spike, a third size, and all that. Suits to me:

I want something interesting, beautiful and charming.

I had to offer myself. Fourth year together. I borrowed!

A job that doesn’t feed is called a hobby. A hobby that is not pleasant is called work.

told me today.

One of our pop diva, I will not name the name, spoke before the military.
I came to perform a song called "On the Slipper!"

The song, apparently, is loved by the people (I never heard it, I can’t say anything), so the singer announced it solemnly and solemnly:

And now for you a song... On... On... On... On... On...

Here, she stretched out the microphone to the general sitting on the front row, so that he could pronounce the last slang in the title of the song.

You are! said the general.

In Russia, a new breed of officials has been raised - the pydoras of traditional sexual orientation.