to this:
The human body is 80% water and the programmer is 80% tea.

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The remaining 20 percent are pellets.

m0l0ko: Today in the afternoon, the neighbor came to the table and greeted his reflection in the mirror.

On the forum, on the question "how to kiss a girl?":
You raise your tongue to meet your partner (just carefully so that she doesn’t think anything wrong), and then you do this: lick... lick, lick.

Are you from Ukraine?
YYY : No.
XXX Why?

I have a cat, a fly.
Two windows lead from the balcony, one open, the other closed. And what do you think, for fifteen minutes now, is my sweet sprinkled?

Mda... don’t find me a wife with my addiction to online games
Go out for the gamer.
Q: Did my wife fuck me?

Everyone says that alcohol destroys families, but no one says how many families it has created.
Bakunin in.

A story about a cat with a broken leg.
I work in an agribusiness in an agribusiness home. In a small town where everyone knows each other.
For the therapy and maintenance of the spirit of the elderly, we have a dog. A dog by name
and Walter. Lazy, with excess weight, phlegmatic. The manager also has a dog. Young and active. This young and active man ate something poisonous while walking and got intoxicated to the veterinarian.
To save him, a blood transfusion was needed.
In the middle of a local "supermarket", the manager responding to a phone call, without thinking and not silencing his voice, tells us about the following:
We’re going to take Walter out of the elderly home to the veterinarian.
His blood will be shed on my dog.
The next day, the whole town knew – the elderly – that we were cared for as donors for animals being used.

Considering that Perelman will continue to give up millions of prizes, the mathematical societies began to reward him with new and new prizes.

Dear editor! If again I hear somewhere that Xenia Sobchak is a HORSE, I’ll just come and fuck you all!!! I will tear out your glands, twist your eggs with a propeller, spit out your eyes and make you eat, shit, you understand?!!! Remember to Blake! It is not a horse. She is the best and most beautiful girl in the world!!! Those who think that this is not the case - Pidorasses, woods, suckles, fucking degenerates!!! A DOM-2 is the best show on TV!!! You know, you are rude!! to
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and Tanya Petrova. 10 years.

Dear Tanja. First, we didn’t say that Xenia Sobchak was a horse! We said she was like a horse! This is a big difference.
Secondly, if you, fucks, once more, even once more, blatantly, write us a letter in this tone, we will fuck you in all holes and even under your nails and elbows, we will break your ass and sell you in this form to an Arab pedo-board. Do you know cattle? She’s not the best girl in the world – she looks like a horse! And those who agree with us are normal, sensible people.And horse-like babies like pedophiles, zoophiles and other bitches, for which Auschwitz cries!And House 2 is a full hideout and a gathering of ducks, did you understand, a minor?? to
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c) With respect to the editor.

To all those who are being killed because they have not understood the Poincaré hypothesis, I explain.
Any single-related compact three-dimensional diversity without the edge of a homeomorphic three-dimensional sphere.
means=>Any deformable object that does not have inside holes can be turned into a ball by dragging in the right places. That is all =)
Admin, the cat and the shredder.

And from the beginning of the semester, I started to go for all pairs, as I promised myself during the session, and on February 24, I injured my knee, almost a month, as I lay home. The great god Anunnah severely punishes the apostates :(

While preparing for the exam, I went to Wikipedia to see the information about CHUGUN. I woke up only an hour later on a page describing Quarter Generators.

Born a cat kittens, we want to give, in the morning at 7.30 calls a girl 5 years old, a neighbor.
Do you have catches?
- Yes, not yet, how will they start eating themselves, we will give, and why do you call so early?
The mountains woke up... they missed.
by Aver

Are you living alone?
Dima: Good question, I don’t even know :D I need to check the house, maybe someone went...

Boys, what damn are we sitting? Two thousand tenth, the president of America is a Negro. Cut off the anti-gravity skateboard!
Reno

XXX: I work with a guide. Whoever was also sent to the fox - after me, we are not behind the group.

The Pancrat:
A friend told me a story a few years ago. According to him, it was so :)

He was sitting on the platform waiting for the train late Saturday night. At 15 a.m., the sound of the bayana came out of the tunnel, and soon on the rails appeared a drunken uncle with a harmochka, and the train was slowly following him.

to this:
XXX: Pipet, and my husband and I argued, I expelled him and told him to take his clothes, he took 1 thing and there was a modem, well not a fool)
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When my parents complained, my dad lost and finally turned away from my mother's logic, quietly walked and dismantled the toilet. After that, his mother laughing to tears came to him, and everything became friendly again. Subsequently, the phrase thrown in the quarrel burns:"...not that I will dismantle your toilet!!" became a parable in languages)

XXX: I will erase your memory from the circle.
WOW: As far as I remember from the course of drawing and geometry, the circus has nothing to do with erasing memory.
XHH: Believe me, a little fantasy and in skillful hands the circus acquires unlimited possibilities.