We lived with an old Murzick cat.
I unsuccessfully tried to make him a cosmonaut for a while, but the cosmonaut from him something failed, although a couple of flights to the garden neighbor he made, and he lived his meaningless life just like a cat.
And then happened this case, which I told you, when a cat in a ventilation pipe was wrapped in a birdhouse, and then the rats came and smelled all the kittens.
So, there one kitten survived, he just fell out of the pipe, stuck there somewhere in the wall, and the rats did not touch him.
And the cat went in an unknown direction after the floor.
The mother of the cat brought him home. Unfortunately, a cat is still needed to replace Murzika.
It was such a milk toothless dog, he could not even eat himself. Not even blind, so small.
In short, the grandmother somehow tried to feed him there with an improvised nipple of flour with milk, but very quickly tired and shrugged his hand. Are normal cats still suffering with shit? She said so and dropped the cat on the floor.
So he started crawling and feeding. Like a factory toy.
And there, in the corner of the oven, Murzick was lying, and through the periscope he observed all this. Finally, this shit on Murzika came across.

And very quickly began to dig in Murzick's stomach in search of a tick.
He digged and digged, found visible some piece of falling wool, slightly like a chicken, and silenced.
Murzick, at the same time, first surprised at this case, pushed the squid, and then, as a grandmother, mocked his leg. My grandmother and I were very similar. At least the reactions. And grandmother, by the way, just like Murzick did not want to be an astronaut.

Okay well. The grandmother passed through the matter quickly, and said, “Aha!“She set up a bowl of thick cream, threatened the cat not to dare, son of the cock, and smelted his belly thick with crème de jure. Like a ghetto. The cow found this!
And this pimple slight tactic quickly stunned, and all the bubble of Murziki dried up. And then more. Then he ate, and fell away, clover.
The grandmother of Murzika also dressed. It deserves.
And we became a nurturing mother.
He seemed to have lived with that role.
When the tick grew up and dropped the tick, Murzick still slept on his stomach. And he taught him all the cats of wisdom.
from certificate

Why do girls call themselves cats or tigers? Elephants and females are also lonely and playful.

From the news:

The fire at the factory left Kharkov without toilet paper..."

I had enough of that hat.
Kharkov, accept my condolences.

Probably more than half of users of IE6, 7, 8 on the question "What browser do you use?" will answer "I don’t know"...

Nato is:
I saw the poster of the concert of the memory of Zykina, and there among all kinds of "Bilan" and so on. There is a group "Chief". Here is their place! Rockers are fucking!
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My son, I jumped at rock concerts, and when you were in the garden in a pot, I made a rock show in one city.
I adore Ludmila Zykina and I adore Chefs. You are just a fool. You understand nothing.
Brothers support me.

***So here is a request to the company Adobe: please do in the following Russian version of Photoshop function: "Remove from the wall this fucking BABY COVER!".*** by

They did it! Check out the CS5 version.
I would say that they added a piece of ten buttons "do a pitch"
It is not only the carpet that can be removed by yourself. With a mouse, but also a person from the carpet in one and a half or two minutes, and the carpet will automatically become what it should have been without the person hiding it.

Bring them guys. Let the people know that the buttons "do pitch" already exist ;)

Comment on the news that our military liberated the tanker:

Counter terrorist win!! to

Soon to the statements:

"I have sickness and sclerosis. The school does not understand"

ILL :and all frozen in waiting for 3D porn...

What a nice Nick you have. Funny and funny.
Cat Behemot: I love this hero
XXX: I don't remember, I don't think I've seen this cartoon

I remind you:

When the Nazis took the Communists,
I was silent, I am not a Communist.

When they were all left-handed,
I was silent, I am not a leftist.

When they took all the trade unions,
I did not protest, I am not a trade unionist.

When they took all the Jews,
I was silent, I was not a Jew.

When they took me,
No one protested.

by Martin Niemöller

His greed had no limits, was derivative and was not expressed through elementary functions.

About Proverbs and Speech:
It does not smell...

XXX: The male frogs are rapists and murderers.
YYYY: Pepeaz, I did not expect this from them.

My mom made the smoke.
"Thanks to you! You cannot communicate with me! You have no conscience and no money!"

The Rosary:
My girlfriend plays in WOW. And recently she changed the vpn connection to a proxy (the provider has something blurred, temporarily). There was a problem, the application did not want to connect to the Internet. Well, I think I’ll come back tomorrow, I’ll make her feel.
I come, the picture with oil: Ubuntu 9.04 rotates on the computer (how did I put it?) configured proxychains (???) And on the ubound under the waian fun whirls WoW O_O. I don’t know anything about my half.
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The horns slept.

vaychelfigase: yes... I am so standing next to the hangers at the sweaters embroiled in one hood and I am standing thinking buying not to buy pretending what it will be me with something to wear. here the girl fits with such an interested look touches me for the jacket says chatting a guy mainly to her I so hop think she touches me? Well, after 15 seconds when I got out of my mind, I leave and she’s like a whistle "oh!!! I thought you were a manic, sorry.!" )

Snapp: Imagine I went last week to the Green Country store in Peter in Tallinn with my thermos. He chose for his wife pots of flowers and all kinds of fertilizers for plants. And today, quite by chance, I find my thermos in the same store, in the department of the country's household, on sale among other thermoses. It turns out, in my last visit, while I was picking pots, I left it somewhere on the shelves in the store. And careful sellers took him to the right department. They were not even confused that the thermos was torn off the pen, and there was undrunken tea inside.

And let’s wish all those who are defending their diploma this summer (especially those who haven’t started yet) to stop distracting and finally start writing. And then his (diploma) successful defense =)))
People, please support me! =) is

I found an avocado! tomorrow on the question "do I need a package?" will proudly answer "No!"