~FeYa~ (15:41:26 31/01/2010)
The fucking man is the fucker of his own happiness.

~FeYa~ (15:41:37 31/01/2010)
Noah gave the neighbor a drill!! to

After my own birthday, I learned one sad but fair truth: Champagne is best struck in the head in a bottle.

You have foolish habits.
I have been working here for more than a year, accustomed, strangled - I try not to stand out.

Studying at the Faculty of International Relations, I pass the test, for each question there can be only 1 correct answer:

You are in Germany and you see a large crowd of Russian-speaking citizens.
a) the year 1945
Today is Oktoberfest
You are in a large IT company.

And what two answers, shit, are wrong?? to

The girl, a first-time student with whom I had the following brief dialogue on the bench at about 2 a.m. on the 1st of January at SPBGU ITMO:
Isobara, when is the pressure constant?
See also: UGU
...
What is the first course?
D: Aha
I liked you very much, and I truly regret not having met you then. Write 40Nine 5Odin9 336
To everyone else: no matter how banal it may sound, but bring a ply.

During my student years, I studied philosophy.
He was attending lectures all year and he did not appear.
When the dean had caught him, he replied, “And I think that’s what I miss...”

My son sang a wonderful song about me!
Papa can, papa can
Whatever you want! It is a..."

Sister: Yesterday my brother came, he was not home for a long time. Everyone was walking, screaming, saying there was no man at home, the knives were dumb, the computer was killed... I put the battery in the clock and proudly smoked...

I sit in the dining room, a good acquaintance is sitting. He said, “Do you know that we have some common friends with you?
Well, here I, of course, weak humor: - We have a dofig of common acquaintances - all our colleagues!
And he: - Natasha Shortkova is my neighbor in the country!
And I have to say that this very Natasha was an impasse and in conjunction with my fellow in the universe. I was confused, I didn’t know how to react, and I said:
It is funny. What about your role as a neighbor? Her breasts were just incredible, the most beautiful in the universe.
and he:
an intrusive reaction. She said she was the smartest at school.

From the forum:
I have a match in a dream in English with the boss speaking about the organization of bd on the oracle)
Somebody is asleep and the whistle is up. I shout him, I say that you dream of such a shit that it’s worth it? And he told me: I am unloading the car with the servers.

"AUTOVAZ" - AUTOMOBILE VOLGA AUTOMOBILE FACTORY. They want to convince us that they have a car factory!!! to

yur: Do you know our new T-50 fighter by NATO classification is called Firefox?))
What is Mosaic?

<dema> I have a phone fool
<dema> "The number is wrong. Repeat it"

From the mail:
What does "School Detective" mean?? to
The fighting cry of pedophile

Announcement: "On-line courses on getting out of Internet addiction".

I had to somehow visit a friend who flew to a dermatovenerological hospital. The hospital complex was located on a huge area and surrounded by a high fence. I go to the right, to the closest gate - those on the castle.
I go to the left, again the gate at the castle. I understand that somewhere, of course, there are open doors, but how to get to them sooner? Here, I see, a boy in hospital clothes on the other side of the fence stands up, looking at something. I ask him:
How can I get here faster?
He looked at me with sad eyes and said:
Write a phone.

On a hot day, I went to the river to drink. But I didn’t come, I got drunk before.

The real admin cat whispers like this: urlll, urlll, urlll

xxx: shame - our admin has brought an aska.

Remember, here people talked about fun tasks from the collection of tasks on physics by the author Stepanova G.N. So here... You can find this collection and open the topic "Body Pulse".
You can read anecdotes.

For example, 394: Artillery fires so that the nucleus hits the enemy camp. (Even xD) At the moment the nucleus flies out of the cannon, Baron Munchausen sits on it, and therefore the nucleus falls, not reaching the target. What part of the road will Munchausen have to walk to get to the enemy camp? ..."