Here you are all with your "sleep in your hand"...Fignia is all)
Prehistory: we live with a guy with parents, sleep on the first floor of a two-storey single bed (not always). Yes, this is the same, compared to sex, in which the whole of Kamasutra rests.
Story: I am sleeping, I mean. In the dream I play well just with amazing graphics and video settings in NFS. And I still see that I’m not playing on the keyboard, but with the joystick. I’ve been chasing the police all night and winning race after race. I wake up in the morning. With a joystick in hand (yes, exactly what everyone should think about).
A guy wakes up and begins to boast about what kind of dream he saw and how many cool girls he had time to spend the whole night there.

Aries (01:27:16 5/01/2010)
Do you have boxing gloves?

MICsher (01:27:31 5/01/2010)
Yippidy what? From where...

Aries (01:27:55 5/01/2010)
I’m not asking Ballard.

Aries (01:28:02 5/01/2010)
I could go to boxing.

MICsher (01:28:12 5/01/2010)
I have a ballad :)

The Russians have learned to control the weather. Learn how to govern the state!

<TipTronic^PDA> and who is more of animes or progressors?
<ua0lmc> there are more intelligent people who don’t ask stupid questions. You are a minority. Another careless movement - and you are in a sexual minority.

3 hours of night.
University today.
I walk around the room in family trousers and in winter shoes on a bare foot under Armina. I read the abyss and correct the lectures.
After 6 hours I wear a suit with a tie, coat, gloves. Today I will choose a special shell, for example, red color. I will not forget the black wallet and go to take the exam.

What did you think?! to

XXX (11:06:56 4/01/2010)
Here I go to the classmates, your wife is there, I go to the assy-on there, I go to the mail-and she is there too.

YYY (11:08:00 4/01/2010)
I go home and she is there.

YYY (11:08:23 4/01/2010)
It is everywhere!!! to

to this:
I have achieved perfection! I understand Kenny’s language.

You have reached the middle - understand R2D2!!! to

You cannot be a student forever, the liver will refuse!

The son is coming in the morning, the dad is sitting behind the note

“Daddy, buy me a pirate eye bandage.
Why buy a pirate license?

I only have 2 icons in the center of my desk. Red and blue tablets.
By clicking on the blue you get a folder with labels of development packages, graphic editors and IDE. Red starts WOW.

to this:

UHHHHHHH!
My girlfriend gave me a helicopter on radio control on New Year’s Eve!! to
Sex cancelled.. until 7 in the morning Naparu learned to control them)))
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I would marry her 😉

Answer to:
In response to this:

Does anyone know why cats love to rub their cheeks around the corner?
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Try it yourself, you know how it is!
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and Barcy! Again, Scuco, was he running on the key?! to

My uncle found a cell phone after New Year's Eve. In the last number picked, he looks at who to call to give the phone to the owner. The most recent is someone "Tully". I decided to call him. He calls, a woman’s voice calls.
Hi, do you know this number?
"Tully": Yes, this is my husband’s phone.

Spam is coming by aska: "Hello! We all watch each other all day, what we are as little, let's get to know" The first thought - "Computer?and "

<xxx>It was very fun to watch the 3rd of January on the titube video where young people celebrated the new year
<xxx> who as of course
<xxx> liked the video where the cat made a mini parachute and successfully landed from the 1st floor
<xxx> very smiling :)
<xxx>until I saw his rose in the crowd

Q: Someone has seen the first of January in the morning? -- I saw. the city is like Pripyat from Stalker: silence, the wind chases rubbish on empty streets, and no one... only mutants.

If you’ve done everything right, it doesn’t mean you’re going to be fine.

Extracts from Wikipedia
According to polls, 60% of Abkhazians are Christians, 16% are Muslims, the rest are atheists, pagans and supporters of other faiths.
However, "... essentially most Abkhazians are pagans, even if they are formally considered to be Christians or Muslims. Christians in Abkhazia do not recognize Jesus Christ as the Son of God, do not attend churches, do not communion and do not observe fasts. Muslims eat pork, drink wine, do not circumcise, and do not visit Mecca. Almost no one reads the Gospels or the Qur’an. All religious holidays - Christian, Muslim and pagan - are celebrated jointly by representatives of different religions and are reduced to a common feast.
This is true, brothers in spirit.

In a wealthy family there was a daughter dypnyška, her daddy began to go to her, and one day the mother stumbled on young people. She said to Daddy:
I guess you are doing this with a bit of insight?
How are you dying? Because of the pleasure!

I remember as a child, for the new year, we (well and many others) hanged the tree not with toys, but with various candy. And then when the parents do not see me, as a child, pulled candy, leaving the paper popped, like there are candy:) Well then when it came to the official eating candy, the parents were waiting for a surprise))) I am, by the way too:(