From the guide to the military laptop (presented literally):

"2.3.3 Destroy the built-in Flash disk.
If necessary to destroy the built-in Flash disk, complete destruction and the impossibility of subsequent
Information readings from the disk are achieved by mechanical destruction of the Flash-disk placement zone in the PEVM.
To do this, it is necessary to apply at least 5 strikes with the quavalda GOST 11401-75 (7 kg) in the left corner of the PEVM near the operator. A similar result can be achieved with at least 3 shots from a tabular weapon into the same zone.

Iluhis: Today I met a fellow motorcyclist, who told me a joke: on Saturday a large column of motorcyclists passed through the city accompanied by GAI in which he also was driving. It turned out that in front of us on one of the streets in a taxi his family with a 7-9 year old child. The taxi driver says:
The idiots are coming again.
The little man replied:
It’s my daddy, I’m in the nose of the lady!

July asks for a favor to say "Please". I decided to send her, rearranging the letters in the word, with the suggestion to collect a magical word.
It was "YahooPastle"

Q: Is he scary?
He is a puppy. ]]
Is he like an immortal man? Or as a grandmother?
He is like a pi on his legs!
Q. Is it on your legs??? I can’t remember such a hero!! = )
WOW: and from the very beginning of the march of all the fairy tales to us in the factory driven.)

Dressed
She also)) gave an account to the agent on the ship "Victor Harah"...I call this same agent and gry, and you got Harah?? Department of Evaluation)

Olga: I’m sure I’ll find a beautiful alien!!! I’m going to get rid of this dirty planet =)
Ekaterina:...Ah, he will be with a charming layer of mucus eating even copper on his delicate yellow-violet skin, ten centimeters of spikes, and a couple-three faceted eyes on each of his wonderful sixteen limbs.
Olga:...ahah, ended up and smoked =))))... let’s go!!!! to
I will kill you! >.<
Olga: But for what?? to

Message from my girlfriend:
Fuck, I wonder how you feel when I kiss you there. I’m sorry I don’t have a pipeline. At least for the day. I would just blow you in the pop so that you don’t stick to me so often.

I found a copy of my email'a:

For whom: Valery Sh.
by Nikita K.

Natasha, new models have appeared.
With respect, Alexander

Dammit
   
The weather widget says that behind the window -273 degrees Celsius, zero humidity, no wind at all and zero pressure

Dammit
   
I am on Mars!

Do you brake?
I went to the kitchen
A good appetite?
WOW: No, with a light steam, the tea poured on itself (

Not funny! A few days ago, I changed a proxy for a microphone, and for one, I took a servacle to the balcony. Daughters fourth month... Now sleep we put on the vacuum cleaner...daughter of admin, bullet...

When the elder sends a text message that the couple will not be, the soul becomes easier, although you did not plan to go to her.

The girl says:
"That's how I'm going to take and paint you a dolphin pen on white pants and see... (pause) what puzzles you're rolling me in!

Old Fox

Razr: I work as a manager for negotiating with corporate clients.
So today, it was necessary to make a very important call to a large firm, to sign a contract for a seven-digit amount.
And by tapping on the phone number, after the stings instead: "Good morning company is such a thing, such a thing." I heard "Alo bliaiaaaa...."
I could only answer this phrase: "Hear fucking...."
The funny thing is that the contract was signed.
The whole department.

Curs@nt (11:35:09 23/09/2010)
To burn her in hell))) For blondes

Caucasian Soviet (12:36:13 23/09/2010)
Is there a lot of technology?

Curs@nt (12:37:09 23/09/2010)
Oh.... and glossy journals on nuclear physics with images of Wassermann)))

Caucasian Soviet (12:37:22 23/09/2010)
Issue :D

The case was in the late 1980s in the Pioneer camp. We had in the music room all summer while there was a camp resided the local shelter Kolyan. At the beginning of the first shift, he was given a bed. He attached her to the wall and it turned out that the whole bed to attach interferes with the balk which he decided to kiss. He probably found somewhere the dumbest tail. And for work. After half an hour of work the nerves of Kolyan began not to stand and he with every blow began to say to his tail what he thinks of him. At the same time, there was so much mate that the ears could not withstand such pressure. Here, a camp DJ somehow unnoticedly entered the music hall and saw this picture. He slowly turned on the amplifier and microphone and gently laid it on the floor to Knee in the room. Now the whole pioneer camp for half an hour heard Kolyan’s thoughts about the tail, its owner, and so on. and etc. These thoughts spread in a radius of two kilometers along the lake so that local fishermen even floated to calm Kolyan.

I came to the conclusion that drawing is more profitable than playing on forex)) on forex I lost the carpenter, and on drawing I did not earn anything)))))

I: You know, I really wanted to have a cute face.

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I: and it went crazy: "go to the side of evil, we have cookies"

Yes, there is no flow of cookies, there is a separate bathroom, heating, telephone, TV, refrigerator, bed, drink and snack.

I'll admit, I don't like to be scattered with money too, and when I get acquainted with Thian, I suddenly become a miser, who eats a strawberry every day for breakfast. Now you can see what Tanya wants from you.
yyy: Grapefruit in our time is a sign of wealth :D
Zzzz: Oh, it needs to be removed before the cooking. And all the dark grains to collect and bring back to the store - change

A friend has a puppy who, at the sound of a chocolate foil, says the phrase “What, shrimp, chocolate you eat?”and :)
Another drunk at home. Late in the evening, everything is spread around the houses.
Three are standing in the hallway, already dressed, waiting for the fourth, stuck in the thrust of great need. The Silence...
There is a kind of hustle and a shell of paper behind the toilet door. And then through the silence of the evening, a poppy cried out: What, chocolate, chocolate?and "