The excess of mind does not save you from the desire to do nonsense.

I work in the Russian office of an international company, respectively, there are enough foreigners. In our department for an internship yesterday sent John - a young American, speaks Russian well, but there are gaps in the spoken language. Yesterday, for example, asked me what it is in Russian to "drop" - well, they didn't teach them this on language courses, what to do, and on NTV or TNT today you won't hear that. Quickly and easily explained with the help of his native and understandable "fuck". I laughed, thanked and left.
This morning I was out. I come for lunch, I go to the department, and I see John sitting. I went to him - what, I said, hanged his nose, maybe friend?

- Vania, I think the boss is not happy with my job.
Why did you take it?
"Today he called me and told me that he was sending me a trip to Ass-Trahani.

The owner of the building company talks to the mayor:
There is an extra Mercedes in my company. We could give it to you.
No, I can’t accept such expensive gifts.
You can sell it for 100 euros.
I will buy two!

I want to eat.
YYY: Come and sing
XXX: Lying
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In the whole world, a soldier is the wife of a soldier, and only in Israel it is a female soldier.

XHH is old. Previously, I would have been sitting behind a compilation of days and nights trying to understand why an update for the program is not installed.
HH: Now I just removed it...

On TV advertising of toothpaste: "You have bacteria in your mouth"
Husband screams from the couch: "Well, at least someone has regular sex!"

There was a man and he was fine. Then psychologists came and started treating him. Well, in principle it helped. When a man wiped out the blood from his tail, it really became easier for him.

clarification

He served in the tank troops. The guide. So, there were combat shootings, the target at a distance of 1 km. Whoever did not hit the target for the first time, took a 30-kilogram projectile in his hands, ran with it to the target, struck the target until it fell, and returned with the projectile on the hill back. Sometimes they were forced to do it. The harsh service

I served as a commander on TV, so in case of failure we hit the target with the help of a barrel (there is one on the tank, behind) and the above-mentioned method by all the friendly crew of the combat vehicle)))
and the heaviest projectile - OFS, weighing 28kg, its weight-sized layout in Pechah could be carried with you all day for a mat at classes)))
Greetings to all the Belarusian tanks ?

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Jewelry by MB?
XXX: 5 letters
Zzzz: The prince, guys, is very old! A very old prince! The kingdom!!! to

XXX is
Mey from outside Egypt, climate change - 4 days delay :-D 
YYYY
You are an optimist...

Review of "John Carter"

111: The only nonsense is Carter’s incredible agility.
How low is its gravity on Mars?
333: The gravity on Mars is only three times lower than Earth. The average person can jump about 1 meter in height. Therefore, on Mars it would be 3 meters. But not tens or even hundreds of meters, as in the movie.
444: And the four-handed Marsians, you think, are very close to reality? :D

I invented a new animal.
YYY is burning
XXX is like a starring, only with big teeth.

I talk to a married girlfriend in Assko, asking how she felt as a wife:
I (00:21:00 16/03/2012)
How were the first six months?
Girlfriend (00:21:31 16/03/2012)
As if you painted your hair green.
Girlfriend (00:21:35 16/03/2012)
You know what you painted.
Girlfriend (00:21:37 16/03/2012)
Everyone is aware
Girlfriend (00:21:49 16/03/2012)
Every time you eat, you see yourself in the mirror.

From Contact:
Famous porn actress Sasha Gray has signed a preliminary contract with football club Manchester United. She will be able to help her new team in early summer. As commented by the newly appeared "football player": "I am very happy! This is a new moment in my life! I very much hope that my talents will help me quickly master because I have to do all the same things that I do in porn. And the salary is higher!"
The Dutch:
They’re going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going?
by Andrei:
Dashenka, apparently not familiar with the work of Sasha... For her, the football team is a tifu. A boring Tuesday.

After the bodybuilder showed the worker how he insured the girls when performing the jump through the "goats", he realized how he was wrong in choosing the profession.

xxx: Sisadmin of the 80th level - recognizes Keegan by his melody.

Genius of this:
Adult hiding: Adults lead in the kitchen. At count 3, all the children will go to hide. The winner is the last person to come to the kitchen. A minimum of 15 minutes to drink tea is provided...."
Thank you very much, dear man. The genius! The best! Our Saviour! Ave to you!

So why "Narcoman Pavlik"? Why do we not shoot for example "Trezvennik Georgy" or "Sportsman Egor"?? to

Filed to: "Doctor Popov"

M of Kaluga. About 19-30
A huge crowd of people rush to homes from work/institutions, etc.
I stood at the store in the transition and waited for the turn.
There was a loud singing of the song of Bob Marley, and with each minute more and more loud... zevaki and curious people with interest began to wait for who is this vocalist, who is about to appear from beyond the transition angle))
Even those who rushed on the autopilot stopped too.
And then there is a drinking nigger in the ass, all of it in the balloon and tubes... in the hand a bottle wrapped in a paper bag (they are not accepted to show the table) - in general, the New York style is such....and generally not embarrassed to go and sing songs as loudly as possible)))
People in shock) who is in a stupor, who is smiling... and the aunt behind says:
- Here are all people like people, and this straight "white crown", stands out!!! to
Oh, I think... the most white, angry of us whites)))

but the mood raised) and then the grey mass around)
All a good weekend!
If you want to sing - sing, even if you are called the "white frog"))))

by Di!