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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12520
 12.11.2008
X: Sancho, bring me a new Oasis album from England!
Y: Yes, no problem, and that there is nothing in Russia?)
X:The electricity license must be ordered (3 months to wait)
Y: The license?We are talking about the same Russia at all. 0 - O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12519
 12.11.2008
Russia has celebrated the decade of default with a truly global scale.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12518
 12.11.2008
Strange... the whole city puts the meter on the hot water... The internet is now unlimited, and the water is the opposite : ((

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12517
 12.11.2008
For the first time in her life, she took a lip harmonika in her hands. Sitting in Duet. He breathes out. He thought and gave:
It would be nice for Darth Vader to put a harmonium in his mask.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12516
 12.11.2008
All of the same quotes about rhetoric:

whose thread had a wire 95 on 24 disquets, and a license, but in French...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12515
 12.11.2008
xxx> Move to us in Surogat.
yyy> No, I don’t like the cold, I probably lived somewhere in the warmer countries in my past life.
xxx> And I like the temperature of 36.6. I may have been a worm in my past life.
yyy> Is it unlikely, for what such merits from worms immediately in humans?
xxx> Why not, maybe I bite Hitler from within?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12514
 12.11.2008
Olga
Are you in one?
MAVR
Not entirely
Olga
How to understand it?
MAVR
I have two mirrors here, one on the left, the other on the back, shorter than we get three.
MAVR
And sometimes when we are three bored I turn on the webcam and another I appear on the computer

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12513
 12.11.2008
XXX is July!
I am Anya!
XXX: Go to fuck

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12512
 12.11.2008
From the Auto Forum:

The maximum is 205. Further on the fifth operates the limitator, I have a 6300 on the tachometer.

2 (response): What can I say... Here for such a hurt drivers on the roads and not to pass. And after all, they will go out in the left row and swim their 205... You can sleep.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12511
 12.11.2008
xxx: Do you know who became the most popular hero of computer games on the survey of some gaming site, overtaking Sonica and Mario?
L-block of Tetris
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: not the I-block, not the S-block, not the cube, namely the L-block!!! to
YYY: And what then? I think it is obvious
You are all fucking.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12510
 12.11.2008

Sophia (20:06:29 5/11/2008)
As the head?

LOL (20:07:02 5/11/2008)
as well

LOL (20:07:05 5/11/2008)
She does not hurt

LOL (20:07:09 5/11/2008)
But what a feeling

LOL (20:07:13 5/11/2008)
Inside the moustache

Sophia (20:07:41 5/11/2008)
That is thought! ))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12509
 12.11.2008
Sometimes it is bad to live in the center, even to get out of nowhere.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12508
 12.11.2008
skynet

More than half of my friends are like you.

You ask me that I am so fucking.

iBloOg

I am normal.

I am normal I am normal I am normal

* is shrinking *


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12507
 11.11.2008
by VoVo:
How are they? and ;)
Pavlovskiy :
Not very much on the face. But man is good. A good man and fuck it is not shameful)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12506
 11.11.2008
I put a new castle on the door. I put. Checked it works. I checked again, it works again. He closed the door and... it didn’t open.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12505
 11.11.2008
Thank you to the Basha team for it happens. No advertising, no nonsense, nothing but really funny stories that can be laughed at. With respect Alexander.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12504
 11.11.2008
I go to the subway, the car is almost empty... From nothing to do, I begin to read advertisements... Here they offer to lose weight, here a rest in the south, etc. and here the look comes across the advertisement. who rides in the metro of St. Petersburg probably saw her: it is painted on the left-glamorous lady with the signature underneath it:"to answer misso?", on the right of the healthy type of biker, the signature: "to turn the borst?". And between them with a caring hand, a black marker and a crazy emphasis is written..."to get by strain". ))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12503
 11.11.2008
He said, “Hello! Are you interested in friendly sex?
She: Normal... and who are you at all?
I am Andrew! Let’s be friends :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12502
 11.11.2008
YY: let me sit down on a quantum of mercy drink and divorce for sex :'(
XX : – O
XX: Interesting
YY: It sounds so cool, no man would refuse, no girl would not agree...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12501
 11.11.2008
XXX is
Yuri?? to

YYYY
A is

XXX is
call to)

XXX is
Do not ask "why"

YYYY
Why is?


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