Two friends are talking:

- Imagine, in the house a lot of broken things, decided to turn to the company

"man for an hour" I found the cheapest option.

How did you fix it all?

What there! A man came, sat on the couch and drank beer for two hours and watched.

Football on TV.

Torkve
Whoever believes that calcium filters something there is never curled in the bathroom.

X: And I also heard that in the first course of all future doctors are led to the morgue and those who will either faint, or they will faint (sorry for my French) - must be deducted... is it true?
At the end of the week, SMS votes are held in each group. The loser is prepared!! to

I’m sitting in the emoji (I’m there almost modern)... came some goop, let the chat go... well I’m telling him, go, say, from here... he’s proud of me so "I just got out..." I’m telling him what article he’s sitting with me "261". I am a lawyer. I open the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, article 261 -" destruction or damage to forests"... ppz evil woodcut

I am sad, I am depressed.
Can I drink a beer or make a delicious meal for you?
“Why do you start spitting me or feeding me when I’m sad?”? to
She: Because I’ve already done it to you...

I installed Linux. I am out now, right?
I broke my head! I am a porn star, right?

SladeńkaJA: The Joker> said no, so tomorrow
Sladeńka> you have expressed the whole principle of female logic directly)))

I am Russian, and I consider Ukrainians to be my brothers. I think they have a fucking government.

In a huge shopping center in the U.S. I go with my wife to the sample shop, there women in separate cabins measure clothes, and then go out into a common corridor with a large mirror-showing to friends, family, etc. I observe there the following: a rocker-looking teenage girl is completely unconscious with a boring face in Russian, not paying attention to the surprised views of Americans, commenting on every model coming out to the general view:
That shit at all.
Everyone sees your cellulite no matter, there is nothing to hide it.
Oh, these are the breasts that are so chubby, chubby just :)
As it turned out, the girl did not know what to do while her mom was shopping for an hour and found such entertainment. Nick of Peter, respect to you

Nothing brings the admins and the bosses closer together as the attack of the OMON.

Here is the seat! (I started reading about self-made caramels (I cooked them as a child), I decided to drink tea - nothing to do. I think I will make sweets. I cooked whole cupcakes!

I put it in a plate to cool. 7 minutes later, the tea has already cooled. I decided to go see my candy. In short, it turned out that the edges froze, and the middle is not yet, and it clung deadly. He began to evenly stretch out the edges, the caramel stretches and freezes.

Prepare, fucking, candy - it turned out shit knows what - whether a vase, or a pot... Oh_o

by Neonick

Do you have cigarettes?
Arcon to eat.

I've seen different xxx but fucking this first time, fucking
YYY and what?? to
The xxx have eaten carpets for mice and the one has a blanket for mice, he covers it for the night. Yippidy yi yippity
zzz Fuck the wicked already and here hit, pidaras, the mouse when the compete is turned off continues to burn
Zzz and aim to fuck sleep, fucking fucking!!!! to

It seems that in Russia the decrees are accepted in the same way as the user agreement.

<Diss> I send from the site, for free, myself sms, with all kinds of gentle nonsense.
<Diss> Red, I smile, I read. Until now I do not respond.
<Diss> The main thing is to have time before the sanitarians come.

Yesterday my dad brought the cat. And red again. I have a third red cat. How to call it, please tell me.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY))

I have stomach pain all day.
Sakura: What did you eat?
I didn’t eat anything :(
I am a fool (I am a fool!) I hadn’t eaten anything for two days.
Bob: Going to eat what came

As if my wife was leaving, and I, eating up with my friends, on the way home fell my elbow on the beaten glass. Pull home, let the bandage look for, not found, and the bloodshed chopsticks, the buyer...
I had to stop the blood of the wedded pads, wrapping them to the wound with a scotch.
In the morning, the wife, coming home, finds everything in the blood, the pads roll around, the husband sleeps drunk... said:
Do you have a menstrual period and are they menstrual?
Until I saw the hand, then laughed, and got the bandage, and I did not find it.

People on many forums when registering is issued an error - "Login and password match", I suggest on such sites to make the password ytrewq. The plushes.

xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
XX: Do you know my Aigula? So, with her face-to-face sex is not easy! HDD
yyy : )?
xxx: forever she has a serious rough does, and fucking the most terrible - forever in my eyes looking without breaking, me immediately rotting pulls and the erection disappears))))0
yyy: o_omg :D
xxx: So this is the same situation, I looked at me, I felt that it was sluggish, and then it will be "concentrate on me!!and "
XXX: I was scared at first! Then on the wild rust broke, from the couch yobnuts, the wheezing began)))))))
She got offended, dressed up and left :)