I lie down with a girl once after a violent sex, and this dialogue:
Why did you stand so loud yesterday?
She: Mom is gone, we are alone, can and can not palice ;)
I: The stones...
You can also lose, so you can crack!

>_<

by Vyacheslav:
You are prof. It is time for you to participate in the championship.
and Kenny:
Every time I play, I think, "Is there a championship in Tetris, and I'm going to lose the deck." I will worry
by Vyacheslav:
Everything exists. There is some channel, there is only sports show, so I once saw the table hockey championships. P is simple. I’t be surprised if there are championships even on sals.
and Kenny:
Championships in hiding
and Kenny:
Ben Laden is the champion
by Vyacheslav:
(= the
His surroundings know where he is. And where the champion in hiding knows no one.
and Kenny:

I was called an expert in the field.
Not that they praised, not that they insulted, this is what you understand.

The district court of Orla today ruled against two 18-year-old students. They were sentenced to a fine of 50,000. RUB each, said the representative of the regional prosecutor's office Olga Bernikova.
According to her, during the special operation, which was conducted by the local UFSKN, under the guise of marijuana, future masters sold a drug control officer with a medicinal product called "Crap tea for urination".
As it turned out later, the tea was bought at the pharmacy and cost 18 rubles. He was sold to a drug controller for $2,000. The rub. The income was divided equally among the students. For this transaction they were found guilty under Article 159 of the Criminal Code – fraud committed by a group of persons on a preliminary conspiracy.
ITAR-TASS

When the results of the election in Pindosia became known, a neighbor broke into the kitchen shouting:

Worship the Black Lord!

Xbxbktyrj
What do you do?

Gothic
I eat silk.

Xbxbktyrj
MDA...

Xbxbktyrj (23:55:24 6/11/2008)
Romantically

Gothic
I think she seems to be dirty.

Gothic
Our ancestors say that it is normal.

Gothic
She decided to eat one piece to keep an orphan.

Green Knight:
Interestingly, what is more proto-natural: camouflage ticks or pink ticks with straws?

Dear admin, what happened?

Either the grass has been excellent or you have not slept for a month!
Stop posting the same quotes several times.
Even my friends noticed that I wasn’t so funny.

With respect the constant reader basha on the pair uncle devio.

Rona
Did you get photos?

TaniaS
Yes Yes

Rona
Okay, tell me something.

TaniaS
The frogs are flying west.

Lomik: No, I understand, of course, that women’s logic is inexplicable... but that’s the fucking 18-year-old girl throwing photos of 3 years ago (!!!) asks to say how old she is, and receiving the answer:"In the area of 15.." is offended and calls a fool O_O

I put it up an hour ago!!! to
Did you go? ?
He flew!
Have you eaten refuge?
Ugo
A megatonne of sharisho?
I am shooting rats.

She is:
I would like you to come in the dark.

He is:
Have you been into a vampire?

She is:
Oh, in the bowl

He is:
Bite me, we will live forever on the bed.

She is:
thatsy,

He is:
On the clown we will smile and shine.

thx(09:46:09 7/11/2008)
You have talent in something.

wicked(09:46:37 7/11/2008)
and ugum!

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For example...

Wicked (09:51:44 7/11/2008)
I am destroying Moscow!! ]:->

thx(09:52:04 7/11/2008)
I did not understand.

Wicked (09:52:56 7/11/2008)
Talent is already working! [ ]

Self-developing, do not hide yourself.

A story of other people’s words, but I’m sure it’s true. told one

The technician who worked with me. From the first person.

"We are moving into a new home.(The slide is the attachment of the finished water pipeline.

houses to the existing city system, the area of which is covered by

This is time). In one well, the pipe was cut, adjusted, an elderly welder

Uncle Collie started a quarrel. But in another well it was needed.

Water has nothing to do. Don’t get confused when you get confused.

"rabbits" from the welding catch - we went there. But! In the well raw, the welder

can "pull" - power to hit. There was a young man with us, a trainer.

They call. I gave him a task:

Watch for the swarmer. This is the button on the device.

You turn off.(Switching machine - nearby) And not a step from here! I understood?

I understood.

We have gone. Change the drive. Smooth - The trainer is climbing nearby.

Are you here?

That’s where Uncle Cole wants to say something.

Okay right now.

I wear the screw, I go out of the lounge without rushing, I smoke and I do not go.

I rushed to the neighboring well. I go down:

What happened uncle?

I am a %! Uncle Cole, crumbling in the embryo position between the tube and the wall

The wells, washing looking up! "Thanks to you" jump to the machine. Gula Po

The button. We run back. Help us get up.

Uncle Kyle, how are you?

- N-n-normal, - with shaking hands gets bellamorine,

Smoking is alive.

is exactly?

Yes for sure, for sure.

So sit down, come to yourself. We have to do it there, and then we move here.

We will get water soon.

Okay okay...

We didn't have time to get to the second well - we are overtaken by a frightened Stager,

Follow him with a healthy mounting and screaming "I KILL FALL!!The Uncle Runs!

by Kola! And around the house! If we caught them, we did not allow murder.

What did you think? How Kolya got under the current and began to whisper and moisturize

(crying in this state usually doesn't work out - a spasm of the vocal ligaments,

I know:((...) so the trainee began to ask: "A? What...?

Repeat, Uncle Kohl... I didn’t understand... So you say more clearly!" And all in the

That spirit! I would also want to kill after that.

It all ended well: the trainee was sent to the store for vodka,

In the wake of the reconciliation...

The driver "Bellaza" looks at road signs purely from curiosity.

and XXX:
Well, in general, we can give our children to study in Cambridge and Harvard.

and XXX:
Not in Hogwarts XDDDD

OOOU :
None to None! It was my childhood dream to study at Hogwarts.

She: in her affairs over the auto school to register
We girls don’t even go to the toilet alone.
He: If you were to go fucking two... Jokingly

DToch (13:43:11 10/11/2008)
I broke the mayonnaise :(

Ego (13:43:30 10/11/2008)
=-o

Ego (13:43:33 10/11/2008)
You broke my brain.

On the website of the hospital in the discount section:
Action for programmers: consultation of a sexologist, urologist and proctologist for free!!and "