- these traffic jams got out in the morning, but if I leave 10 minutes earlier, I come to work half an hour earlier!
What if for 20 minutes?
For an hour...
And at 30?
Then I came before I left.

What kind of Gandalf would you buy?
YYY: I do not buy
X: Is she buying it?
YYY: not buying
xxx: 0_o
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: Let us pray.

Maya (12:32:42 22/10/2008)
Old man, halloween, let’s get something messy soon?

Alenka (12:32:54 22/10/2008)
We are not? ?

Theme in a photo forum:
"The photograph of the deceased. Portrait or natural death?"

Kora
We were given 8 sets of power supply - I left everything in the cabinet on, so that the batteries would sit, and one I took with me. I sit in the neighboring office, holding her in my hands. And so I say - the voice is very distorting, for example, so... " and the button was machine-pressed. I go to myself - the girls are somewhat pale, they look at me with hatred...

Kora
Shake up, sit quietly and suddenly the choir of German officers speaks in 7 voices "Russish swine, staphys, hand hook!" with a metal whistle

Andrew Marcus (00:38:51 21/10/2008)
Can you swallow your eyebrows so that the skin from your ass rises?

Dean (00:39:16 21/10/2008)
Recover quickly

Welcome to Russia "Hello Russia"
I lost my insurance pool. need to replace. To make a replacement, what do you think is required of me? Right... the original.

He dictates to the radio station the number H909EX:

“Natalia, nine, zero, nine, Elena... yeeee... khm. andquot;

I bought vodka yesterday. I put it in the refrigerator and it froze in the ice! I am afraid to drink it!

VitekiusTM: This is a shit!! to
I just left a bottle of Nesti tea in the car a day ago... and on the street we already have a minus full! So this morning my glass cleaner liquid froze into the ice, and this monster in the bottle at least... THAT is really terrible for me!! to

About Good and Evil:
A lot of good programmers (Unix)
The Bad Are Better Organized (Microsoft)

Status: What is your favorite Google question?
X (00:12:55 22/10/2008)
My favorite question to Google?"Do I have a session?"

Y (00:13:11 22/10/2008)
And what does it answer?)

X(00:13:53 22/10/2008)
He writes "Maybe you have had an introduction:In what part will I serve?"

I came to the office to set up the workplace, and there, in a larger cage, a parrot lives, the size of a chicken.
I sit, I adjust... here from the cage comes the voice of a puppy: - "You feed me?", I turn... and he fucking looks at me with one eye and again, "You feed me?" and burns so naughty on me, I like him "Go nafig, I don’t feed you", he began to move nervously on the rope and say: "blin... again, fuck me... " o_O

Peter... Nevsky Prospect... Monday... Morning... the people are hurt!!! Peter's crazy population is pushed into a trolleybus. When the doors are closed. All angry, dissatisfied...naturally, 90% of students.
Here, especially a massive conductor aunt begins to crawl there and there on the bus, demanding travel, catches and so on. In the meantime, I spoke half with Matt.
Conductor:"The travelers get there!!What is incomprehensible??? and fast!! At the pace, at the pace!Where did you get that much use of it? – Students, students. If only we walked more, thorns!and "
I am:"and what fucking next?Do you work with all the drivers????????????!!!and "
Conductor(silent voice):"Please travelers, we pay for the trip...thank you, thank you..."

Correspondence with the Secretary:

The Chief
I wait for you to complete the task.

Secretary
Please do not raise the font on me, I have been working on this task for a long time.
by Vika.

QQQQ
Oh is

QQQQ
not there)

XXX is
That’s what you’re going to say when you’re having sex with a girl.

QQQQ
No, it will be different.)

QQQQ
It is not there! :)
It is...><!

HHH
in the popular vote leads torrent - this is the ppt will be if the pirate distribution site will take the rune prize - here you and the fight against piracy)))

In the bus, the mom stretches a hose on the 5-6-year-old daughter, she resists and throws phrases like: I don't want, I don't want to.
Mom stops trying.
The girl in response, such a great male bass, on the whole bus: "I will be bluffing!!and "
Mom: "Good argument" and let the child go.

XXX is not sleeping?
YYY: I sleep
xxx with a note?
YYYYYYYYYY)
XXX: You look there, or they are born.
yyy: we are protected )) NOD32 )))))
xxx :D

Thus, the "Young People"
To the young people who complain that all girls are crazy, that you can’t love them and you just have to fuck them: until you stop being such super-popper-mega cool cynics who don’t respect anything human good and light, until you think that all people are scammers and traitors, that the girls are mostly crazy, and that all they need is your dirty money, that’s what you’re going to get. Because the rest you simply do not notice - you are used to life and the people living in it - shit, and try to open up, and find in this world something good for you is simply weak.

Go to the tool store.
A car brakes behind my back. This is a blonde "macaronine". Intelligence is absent.
I miss her forward.
She goes into the store and grills the seller.
B is:
- I need a deflorator of the firm of Markit... well... or something like that (I do not remember the name of the firm)
I look up and look at the seller. She is in shock.)
The Seller (P)
Again, girl, what you need
B is:
by Markit. Deflorator
I am already in the sleeve.
P is :
Do you know what a deflorator is???? to
B. with such indignation:
Well yes! They are breaking holes!! to

I couldn’t stand it anymore... I ran out.
Sitting on the stairs crying.