<Cats0k> My stomach hurts((
<Antidepressant> Poor...
<Anti-depressant> a piece of wool?
<Kitchen0k> The Pillow

She is?and 1:26):
When did you lose your virginity?
He is?and 1:26):
Somewhere at 15:30 in Moscow)))

XXX: xs 1.6 play degenerates who have been ungrading their computer for 10 years))
YYY: Oh, you’ve loaded two abstracts of pallet at once, be prepared

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Throw the tree!
The last year? ?
Last year too!!! to

xxx: the first time I saw the metal botanist))))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Where is?
XXX in the Universe. I was sitting in a culture before me.)
YYY: A... Was that peach in the T-shirt immortal?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Do you know him?
This is me, this is me!!!! to

I have a pitch...
Wife: What is it?
The castle on the width broke
My breadth is not attached.
You are a fucker, what can I say?
Wife: So why not shut up?
The dog has broken
Wife: clutches in the day, and clutches
husband: I sit at the meeting - I hear the choto in the area of the hue as if it was fresh - the hand dropped.... fucking
The dog is on one side.
I tried to dress, no one can do it.
You go home, tell me the fuck goes out.

I haven’t had sex for a long time, and you?
Troll: 2 days ago
You said you don’t have a girlfriend.
That was not the girl.
This is not my girlfriend!!! to

Anya: I can’t restore the system and I still don’t have a long tracker... fucking you know what to do?
Anya: I’m not right...and everything lies terribly
CutControl: First download Kasper 6, I’ll give you the key
Anya: Okay, I will install the caspa then.. I have a panda already on the avast, Kasper ambassador. and NOD
CutControl: I seem to understand why it doesn’t work
Anya :?? to
CutControl: Waiting for Dr.Web and Norton to come with the bug xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Svelte: Our students in the shelter told the Vietnamese that if they were to fry silk, our students would fry the Vietnamese :-)
VanTam: 0_o

Tanya (11:07:10 14/01/2009)
Andrew, the whole office is in shock from you.

Whisper (11:08:36 14/01/2009)
Naturally it is not right again.

Tanya (11:09:15 14/01/2009)
Not as you sign up.

Whisper (11:10:08 14/01/2009)
Commander like

<Annette> Well, how does Kiruh have her with Ksuchechka, not mature yet for a serious offer?and ;)
<SPAMep> It is wonderful! I invited you to meet yesterday!
<Annette> "Meet"?xDD My dear, so the current children small talk )) Years at 13 )))
<PayPal> (((
<Diam> Truth-truth, and by the age of 30 just rushed on the liked passenger with the scream "Fuck!" ;)

From the Bubble Forum

System of prozhorlivaya? hahaha ny postav' gentoo)))
ууу: So and write: "Cyrillic in gentu does not work" :)

Every exam is a bit, but a bit. It will be scary at Matthew.

All these charitable concerts for peace throughout the world, for the benefit of the poor and others are a complete mess.
xxx: we need to force porn to make defks instead of meaningless stones shout slogans like: "NO WAR, OOO!!!" or "The Liberated Tibet, AAAAAA!!and "
Within a couple of months of this innovation in the world would come peace and prosperity.

<Legioner>: What’s new about you?
Steel_rat: Do you remember Artema Linux? Well you called him schizophrenic when I introduced you)))
<Legioner>: You will always remind me now? I have been learned that Linux is subtle matter, and that a simple mortal like me will never understand it! Should I come and apologize again???? to
Steel_rat: Wait until you apologize! That week he was taken somewhere... It turned out to be schizophrenia O_o

From the Auto Forum:

Lexter: Nine in price/quality is a great car! To its creation attached a hand even specialists from Porsche!
Tender: Oh, it’s a pity, but everyone else, as usual, applied the shit!

The year 2006. World Championship in Football. Start of the broadcast of the match of the 1/4 final Ukraine-Italy. The national anthem of Ukraine is performed and the camera slips on the faces of the players. We sit with the whole family in front of the TV and our hearts are filled with pride. The wife says looking at the players: "Ears!". I clarify: "Socks!" A 5-year-old son looking at the screen with interest gives his verdict: "Dyatly!"

Talk to your girlfriend:
She says: quit smoking!
I: I will grow and I will not be beautiful
Then do the sport!
I: I'm going to be going to be going.
Fuck with you chicken.

R-Ser (00:11:24 14/01/2009)
In September, a lot of people

R-Ser (00:11:29 14/01/2009)
Do you know what it means?)

kamaz (00:11:37 14/01/2009)
NOA

R-Ser (00:11:53 14/01/2009)
Someone had a good time for the New Year.

R-Ser (00:11:53 14/01/2009)
xd

I put the anti-spam question 1 + 2 + 3 +... + 100 =?
All guests are divided into three categories:
c) The smart
b) hard work
c) The programmers