I came up with a friend the question on the anti-spam bot, so as not to knock any kind of blonde, such as "hello_jakдела_out the photo". But at the same time that the "ordinary" people passed. I proposed a balistic question: Continue the sentence: "Sael Bobra -..."
We decided to begin with the "protest" on contacts in asskoe, can "normal" people go through anti-spam...
got a trace. The Options:
Eating a bob-
Option 1: Eat the goat!! to
Option 2: call a doctor faster))
Option 3: Drink beer
Option 4: I want a good)))
Option 5: Say thank you!! to
Option 6: Brush your teeth!! to
Option 7: Drowned
Option 8: Eat it
Option 9: Defeat the enemy
Option 10, the right one, which no one has called so: save a tree!
I am a fool of journalists. The report:
NASA sent the Beatles song into space. However,
It is unclear whether it will its goal. No sound in space.
is spreading
I sold the car, I haven't bought a new one yet, yesterday I went to Moscow on an electric car. I am late in the pipet... a long line in the box office, I go straight to my aunt near the turnikets, she brings me the road with her hand, I sharply take out of my pocket five rubles and give it to her. her eyes are round (the ticket where 20 rubles is worth), she misses. I scream after you, what is your name? I am Alex...
Today I also go to the station, I look at the small line, I go there. I hear from the Turnikets - Alexey! of Alexei! My aunt is so handsome...
You don’t like how I cook?
He is: Me? Why is it suddenly? You are just cooking!
She: and why from the kitchen, when you eat any of my soup, sounds like "blue" "sukaaa" are heard? ( by
He: Oh... oh... well... you know... just when I am enjoying your soup accidentally eating such a little black pepper...this is not very delicious to say.
Why don’t I have a printer :(
Do you want to buy a printer?
Thats a lot! 😉 Bring it to me from Germany 😉
Is he going to print in Russian letters?
Are you sure you’re not a blonde?
I don’t know... hair on my head, I don’t see.
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Only a blonde can think of that. That would attract my attention, start entering and coming out of the ass that would give me this fucking knock. And I thought with thoughts "Yes, fuck in the mouth for a fool" I saw that she was ^^
EtherLady
But it's still a scam compared to the fact that my phone issued instead of the word HOME, he spent a month hard writing JOPA.
EtherLady
Hardly learnt
Twinsen
Well yes, fucking so...not even to write what "I have at home - ass"
EtherLady
But I remember the phrase: thank you for the bouquet, my ass still smells like lilies.
Why, shave, in the barbershop first tightly wrapped in some hera like a mantle, and then ask, "How to cut you?" I have to show them with my ears where I should take off and jump?
by Sergio
I worked with a group of sales consultants this morning. One of them told me how she once worked in a small store that sold everything from bread to a whitener. One day, a woman came to them for bread. I took a bucket, looked for something in it and went with her to the box office. Do you mean fresh bread? The seller answered her: "Yes, fresh today".
What about quality?
Seller: Yes, good quality, tell me what you aunt stressed
Aunt said something like "completely about_el". She laid a bucket on the bench and left.
The saleswoman in confusion takes the bull and Ohueva simply: in the bull the mouse has bitten the bull and sleeps there.... I cried :D
<redfox> Aha! Do you imagine? Our admin MOH@PX downloads my gay porn! I burned it in 8D.
<lamoss> Hi =) I found the news, ah. You better tell me why? =) is
<redfox> fucking...
<GorSHOK> give a link to the fan site Tokyo wanted, need to drive them to see
<JokeR> GorSHOK: Oh da laaaana...the engine to see...
and Zuzy:
I am happy our cleaner complained that the gastrobeaters from the neighboring office will squeeze her ass with her sex cloth.
Green: Fuck...I already when I ask the admin for some license with a crack, it seems to me that I am buying a drug.
MyLatKa: ah soon they will say "is there чо?":)))
Green: and the eyes on the old ones to burn and whisper "we and the boys need a little wire... literally with the service pack 1 will fit"
jof (23:53:29 5/02/2008)
Measured weight
Kirk (23:53:39 5/02/2008)
And a jump?
jof (23:53:56 5/02/2008)
72 cm
Kirk (23:54:03 5/02/2008)
The Weight?
jof (23:54:26 5/02/2008)
A bit faster, to be honest.
by Dayl:
The cat got infected - it was locked up in the bathroom on the spinach :(((((((
by Dayl:
Now she walks out and can’t get out.
by Darelf:
Is this the case of O_O?? to
by Dayl:
How you see
by Darelf:
Maybe he doesn’t ask for toilet paper.? to
by Darelf:
Or a towel?
by Dayl:
In the bathroom?? to
by Darelf:
Or just singing in the shower?
by Dayl:
You’re funny, but I don’t work because of it :(((
by Darelf:
But knock the door...
by Dayl:
It opened up :(
by Dayl:
And I rented the apartment - tools - I reminded and the neighbors all separated
by Darelf:
Call to the MCS.
by Dayl:
What an emergency - the whole city will rust - let it sit until evening - I will come - I will dig out. Remember for a long time
Sergey
I wiped the pixel with my hand.
Sergey
As expected
I went to a friend and asked about the internet.
The internet is a shit!!! to
I: How much money did you give?? to
he: - at all, the ticket did not come, but I will have little there - I went on free sites and clips were rolled from them
Zibx: I bought soap in the store once. and earthquake. You cannot smell it. In general, it caused me to try to lick him. It tastes like soap. I sit and smell. A second after 15 comes the thought that it could not be so, I probably thought it was a strawberry in its pure form, and I slipped again. After another assessment, I realized that it got me somewhere and did not try again.
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