What does contact with people do?

"Vanka Sergeevich has gotten all difficult with the Schengen Visa."

Yanukovych :
I’m going to break up with my boyfriend.

and Christ:
What is that??? Oh, you had everything written with him!!! to

Yanukovych :
Let’s go, but I came from the south, my pimples came out on my back (acclimatization), so this jerk when I’m fucking with cancer, my pimples on my back presses!!! to

You better ask what she did in the morning at the cemetery with six workers!
What did you do at the cemetery in the morning with six workers?
Zzzz: Why the six? With five!
Was one of them unemployed?

added 2008-10-03 08:13
From the forum:
Brrrr, author, did the school also lack money? I advise from the first revenue to buy yourself a keyboard, in which there are signs of intersection, in particular, spat.
I studied at 10-11 and ptu and in college everywhere I left myself because the head didn’t hit then I thought about another and I regretted this more than once in the number of signs they have me but I don’t know where to put them!! 1

At least one doesn’t joke.
The Respect)

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Do you know what I just read in the UNIX textbook?

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When a process dies, its parent picks up the chid's exit status from the process table and frees the process table entry. However, when the parent doesn’t wait (but is still alive), the child turns into a zombie. A zombie is a harmless dead child that reserves the process table slot. You can't kill a zombie."

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Fuck how scary!

Everyone is dissatisfied with the government. Even if you listen to people: “I’ve not been working for a week, I’m not doing nothing at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work, I’m not doing anything at work.” Same as you are sitting there.

Maybe I don’t understand something in my administrative life, but when the cleaner, having washed the floors in my office, says with a quiet trembling voice – “pass the master,” it’s too much.

by MaxRiver:
beautifully
The parallel:
Ahha
by MaxRiver:
And the five glamorous prostitutes, like you, are friends?
by MaxRiver:
* stucco
by MaxRiver:
The Prostitute
by MaxRiver:
and fucking (

The case of Leticia.

The prince says to the girl: a girl in a striped cockpit, please get out of the office... although not, you will excite all the guys until you get out))

Dad burned... I told him somehow that he should put his socks in his bags and not hide them under the dishwasher )) I found a huge bag in the hallway, you can probably put a box from the monitor in it... so here... I open... and there are two socks... and different about O

We sit with a friend and drink beer. His girlfriend comes. The dialogue:
He-I there computer completely understood, cleaned, when I was gathering-forgot to connect USB on the front panel)
How I forgot it!! I just need a USB!!!! to
Go back then!
Will you go back today?
I didn’t pull her tongue.

xxx: I have today at work the frame was) bought myself for panno glitter they are so positive all colorful) well I am curious, I went to the room decided to look closer to them, I open the bench and here in the hall someone sneezes, delicious so, with the soul, well I am from surprise all glitters on myself)) I stand, I am mother, I am dressed, here my mother calls me well I am so beautiful in the hall and went. There is a woman with a little girl and a girl mother pulls her arm and on me "mama look fairy!!!and "

X: Yes, you’re only 2 years older than me.
Y: All that... it means that when I grew up and developed, you were a single-celled thing with the only function – fertilization!!!! to
Y: In principle, in 25 years the nichu has not changed.

Vichy (21:11:19 3/10/2008)
You think faster than me.

damage (21:12:41 3/10/2008)
Must be so! You are women)

damage (21:13:30 3/10/2008)
Untruth

Vykusya (21:13:31 3/10/2008)
And what?We can think quickly too!!!! to

Vichy (21:13:39 3/10/2008)
O_O

Rimmer: If the creator of DOOM had travelled in the Russian, St. Petersburg subway early in the morning at the peak hour, he would have created a more fun gun instead of a funny BFG...

“In my opinion, it’s the same as being a girl, going to a dark pit, where a company of 5-6 people drinks beer, approaching them, turning your back, pulling off your shirt, getting up with cancer and shouting your thighs to say, ‘Don’t fuck, okay?’”

I woke up with Zhenka... And she told me that I was trying to eat a briket of frozen oil from her refrigerator at night. I couldn’t believe, so she got a piece of oil with my teeth...

... funny veterinarians eat meat. eat so and you know exactly what is called what you chew. even in Latin...

Discussions about Donatello’s book:

Akhal
In fact, it is not possible for me to find out the following: Äàíèëìíìîìáããåèèèèïèèèêéé ñòòòùïîîîèèèèèèéé ñòò Óèèäåää êã îîíííüûãããäíåíèíííííïíííííííííííèèèèèííî Ìîë áóêîêë ãåêî &##238;ñòíîìèëàñüåíÿ åååäíóş What to do, what is wrong with me? Why this Belize? Why not just read?

Stannum
Why Belize? This is author style. Donetsk has always been so.

Kudeta
Stannum, this is the comment of the month, yes :-)

The Prelude:
He is a cyclist. often when riding around the city, it is very convenient to arrange for public transportation, and getting into its airflow you can travel through the whole city without stress.
History of:
HHH
Today, the coral was...

HHH
I go for the bus...

HHH
A few stops.

HHH
The young girl conductor looks at me, smiles, gestures, says something...

HHH
I look at her, I don’t get in.

HHH
Then until now.

HHH
He stumbled into his pockets and showed her the passenger.

HHH
She was there and slipped...