From the distribution description: "Colored Windows for children. This distribution is a real gift. Make familiarity with the computer and its use more attractive for children!"
Predetermined programs :
Java Runtime Environment 6
Visual C++ 2008
Visual J# 1.1 and 2.0
MSXML 4.0 with SP2
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Inka (17:50:55 30/09/2008)
Paul, to which email can you send a price offer for your management?

Paul (17:51:28 30/09/2008)
...@mail.ru

Inka (17:53:55 30/09/2008)
Study and study))

Paul (18:20:30 30/09/2008)
O O O O O!!!! to
Paul (18:20:42 30/09/2008)
I looked at Inna’s prices and was amazed.

Inka (18:21:25 30/09/2008)
Well, yes... But – (finger in the sky) is the GasProm)))

Paul (18:21:57 30/09/2008)
I am afraid for such prices I will not have a finger and not in the sky))

We sit with friends in the yard, we smoke (it has already darkened), the little ones run (1-2 class):
Give me a secure!
No more there.
So, where is the package then? Give me call!
No money on the phone.
Is there a small thing? Take the lemonade!
I would like to see the fools who raise such children!

All Chinese counterfeits melt before showing a screen in a Chinese cinema.

A funny picture at the supermarket yesterday:
In the line in front of me two guys, the nearby to the box office a simple set - cake, champagne, condoms and careless face, behind him is a guy with beer chips and a playboy magazine - and what is so sad about the neighbor )))

I feel sympathy with the current generation. They will never know the whole charm of rolling the video tape back when the image is still going!

c) NNM

The official website of Israeli intelligence Mossad was found via Wikipedia. And imagine, on the main page is the inscription "Contact us"...I think who to put it...))

I am studying off. There is a guy in the stream, apparently a metrosexual. Well, as it should be - bracelets, shirt only for release, jeans worn, sunglasses on the head, fuck the rain, and everything else in the same style. But I respect him! A bull passes past him, also of a stylish appearance: skin in a sports suit and says:
It’s fucking to be a pirate.
Be a man, be patient.

GRAD (23:34:35 6/10/2008)
I knew the doctors were cynical but not to that extent.After the injection of anesthesia he lay on his back.
Anesthesiologist such approaches me and says crossing me "that you will see that light".
GRAD (23:34:40 6/10/2008)
I shrugged a little.
GRAD (23:34:47 6/10/2008)
But he could do nothing.
GRAD (23:35:04 6/10/2008)
I was turned on my stomach, turned around, and a cock.
GRAD (23:35:24 6/10/2008)
I saw the inscription on the floor "this light" сууууука.I rusted as I could and it was bad)

The last news: Real animists have taken up the construction of a large hentai caveater...
What will come from there? 0 - O

The 111 Rambler design has changed...
222 is not used.
111 Bollinger asked me to do the same thing as before *WALL*

The disastrous consequences of progress are when a day before the exam the teacher writes to you by asking: "I'll swallow you in the exam tomorrow" and then an annoying emoji.

Recently I went to my grandmother in Cheboksara, where the names of the stops are written in 2 languages, Russian and Chuvash. In general, we stop reading, "Student Town" and then "Student Holi". It seems to me that people have more subtly caught the unique student soul)))

TR: We have such a sympathic tooth in the polyklinik

Tr: so liked how he pulled his teeth, 4 teeth pulled out...

Barddy: 0_o

Love until the last tooth.

Lectures in Computer Science!
Prep lists in order of increase: -byte, kilobytes, megabytes, gigabytes.
From the audience: What after a gigabyte?
Prepod in easy confusion. From his face, I understand that this question he has put the current at the moment.
Tagged: terabytes
Tagged with: terabyte
One of the students cried again, “What after the terabytes?”
This question makes him completely confused.
I scream again: -two babytes =)
Prepod quite announces for the entire audience:- two-baby

Father burned... How did I have to grasp that type of cat to hunt for pigeons if we still feed him...

The Father:
-You understand, it's all about instincts, for example, you're trembling, and the baby still pulls...

The most mysterious feeling is the feeling.

One of my acquaintances named Sergey long and scrupulously collected money for

The car, and when the cheap Chinese came, took a loan. stopped

your choice on the jeep "Tigo", externally - a copy of the Japanese Toyota "Rav-4" B

In the process of filing documents, the manager advised: "I would like to change

all liquids: oils, antifreeze and brake liquid. Serena a bit

He stressed, and he continued to write, and continued: "And all the rubber too, they

The Chinese" The buyer began to squeeze. This advice is not

ended, and when the recommendations followed to change the bridges, the box

Transmissions and tires from Toyota, Sergei fell into space and the manager, his

I regretted, advised: "In fact, it is cheaper to buy "Rav-4".

If you can start your day without caffeine,



If you can always be happy and not pay attention to

Pain and discomfort,



If you can refrain from complaining and not tire people of your

The problems,



If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful

for this,



If you can understand a loved one when he is missing

time for you,



If you can miss the accusations from your beloved

When things go wrong, it is not your fault.



If you can calmly accept criticism,



If you can treat your poor friend the same way you can.

to the rich,



If you can do without lies and deceit,



If you can deal with stress without medication,



If you can relax without drinking,



If you can sleep without pills,



If you can honestly say that you have no prejudice

skin color, religious beliefs, sexual orientation or politics,



You have reached the level of development of your dog.

XXX is
I crashed someone’s car yesterday.

XXX is
Oral, that if I marked her, she is now mine.
c) Ctulkhu(r)