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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10878
 08.10.2008
Start of the Mat.Analysis.
Yes, one girl has become less.
From the audience:...and one woman more!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10877
 08.10.2008
Acre Yulko ) (18:28:59 13/09/2008)
I suddenly realized I didn’t need you.
Acre Yulko ) (19:21:49 21/09/2008)
How to extract the file if the password is valid and I don't know it?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10876
 08.10.2008
3: [ 27 ] added 2008-10-03 15:28
X - I am in shock!! to
How do you look in shock?

The EPTA! Beast, what are you?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10875
 08.10.2008
protein
McDonald’s, la la la la, I love it

and green!
McDonald’s, la la la la, I’m already swallowing

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10874
 08.10.2008
light (22:30:42 5/10/2008)
How many boxes of condoms to take?

nenormalnaya 8-) (22:31:04 5/10/2008)
If I don’t think I’m fat, it’s 5.

nenormalnaya 8-) (22:31:11 5/10/2008)
Better than 10

light (22:31:42 5/10/2008)
They are from latex))) will have to chew for a long time))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10873
 08.10.2008
Announcement of the Apartment:

Metal door, phone, home phone, window, vacuum cleaner go out into the yard, quietly and quietly.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10872
 08.10.2008
I watched a minute of fame. A boy of 6 years. He sings a song. Dope, and here Kirkorov gives:

I am your mouse, I will eat you! You woke up in me a terrible desire...to have children!! to

by DiWen

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10871
 08.10.2008
Tomorrow I’m going to Maxim.
Idiot or invited?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10870
 08.10.2008
Why are these scary photos sent to them?
Q. Have you seen the topic?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10869
 08.10.2008
Sash
I'm wondering what to do to give a shell "everything he does - so you need"

HYUQ
51% of votes in the presidential election

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10868
 08.10.2008
The sexy girl:
Welcome to the acquaintance!I am Sasha, I am 15 years old, I am beautiful.
The Chron:
My dear, do you really want to get acquainted with the bastard, for whom WoW is more important than life?Do you want to get acquainted with the Druid who struck Ilidane in the Black Temple, killed Kel'Tassa in the Storm Fortress, and defeated Kil'Jeden?
The sexy girl:
Mahahahaha, you’re a wheat man? so I’ll put you in my shaman’s job.
The Chron:
O_O for now

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10867
 08.10.2008
Lectures in Chemistry. An old, frightened and terrible aunt. Someone distracts her, after a minute she returns to the lecture with the words of the children, and I haven't given you yet...?" and then behind the voice of a friend "god loves you..."
I was crying.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10866
 08.10.2008
News on news ru: "The real estate market is waiting for a collapse in 6 months. Experts advise to buy now, while prices are stable." Fuck experts, they burn....

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10865
 08.10.2008
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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10864
 08.10.2008
Leave it up!
What?
-Sanya today on couples was sad all day sitting, that then in the phone played, not even talking to people.
Well and?
I said to him: go out and say to all the meeting talks - "Let's go, let's go, we fought the shit, so now he sits like this, pretty smiles all, I met already!
- 0_o

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10863
 08.10.2008
What is a kiss in French?
He: What do you not know?
Is it on the letter M?
He is: No! It does not pass!
She is crazy! I have been fooled all my life.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10862
 08.10.2008
From the iPhone forum:

Quote(Shturman8 @ 9.4.2008, 12:58) *
2nd It is impossible to answer the call, if you are in gloves, you need to take a shot - in the winter it was very stressful.

The call can be answered by sliding on the slider with the tongue, sorry canesh

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10861
 08.10.2008
Every girl, hardly getting rid of it,
Until the breasts grow,
He dreams, breathing, of a fairy prince,
Who will find it.

And the princes of these, one or two, fell together,
Especially in our cold areas.
And the girls cry, and the tail is broken,
The divorce is on their cheeks.

The girls of businessmen,
In the ass the masters give up.
There are tens of thousands of them,
Marriage does not take anything.

Time goes by, girls get older.
The pattern of stretches does not please the eye.
Cocktails burned on the herb.
A pattern of old straws fell on the floor.

No need, girls, to aspire to wealth.
The hunt for the prince reminds of the route
A simple, ordinary blasphemy.
Getting married, girls, they don’t take fools.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10860
 08.10.2008
P is
How would you play the role of a lady? All the shoes.)
K is
and negative. I beat the eggs.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10859
 08.10.2008
Excess food displaces the subtleties of the mind. c) Seneca

Excess vodka will fix everything (c) Feek

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