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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9455
 03.09.2008
I walk with a friend by the pharmacy. Fuck, I wanted to buy an anal lubricant for fun with my girlfriend! A friend on this occasion refused to go with me: "I better wait on the street." "I go in, I patiently wait until the unnecessary witnesses leave, I stretch the money for this, anal," "as two acquaintances enter the pharmacy. Immediately they start to rust, of course... I go out all red, show a friend a bowl, stand together - read, at the same time telling about the incident in the pharmacy. The acquaintances come out, and seeing us two with the bank in their hands, they knock even harder. I without a back-think point to a friend on them: "Here... these guys...". It was "No-No-No-No...!!!and "
ddshad

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9454
 03.09.2008
akaDemon: generation next: we taught to write by writing, and our children - by solo on the keyboard 8.1 ((

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9453
 03.09.2008
XXX is
A dark room illuminated by the white light of the monitor. There is a noise of cars outside the window and a drop on the glass. From the columns lies a quiet melodic song of Zemfira. I warm my fingers about a cup of hot tea.
The Peace.
YYYY
I go to Monaco, I go to Monaco.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9452
 03.09.2008
F. Puffy
In one of the systems, which was sent from the Siberian depths, in the accompanying paper is written: "burned out after the storm." In response, they decided to write: “We are not gorillas, we are criminals.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9451
 03.09.2008
xxx (14:09:48 25/08/2008)
Do you know I was here yesterday?
Yyy (14:09:59 25/08/2008)
So what?
xxx (14:10:11 25/08/2008)
A special street magician.
xxx (14:10:23 25/08/2008)
I have not seen on 2 channels broadcast "phenomenon"?
Yyy (14:10:42 25/08/2008)
NED
xxx (14:11:04 25/08/2008)
There are all sorts of demons shown by magicians, illusionists, etc.
xxx (14:11:26 25/08/2008)
There is such a devil... his name is Uri Geller... a spoonful of oppress! The thought of course... without touching...
xxx (14:12:07 25/08/2008)
Well, I thought it was a lie... I wrote a friend... that it was a lie... then this Geller says, “Take your own books and put them on TV.” Okay, I thought... naika... hole there... took... laid
xxx (14:12:22 25/08/2008)
It is my brain!!! The spoon has folded!!! to
I don’t even understand...that’s for a whore...
xxx (14:12:42 25/08/2008)
I jumped out of the house and smoked.
xxx (14:12:57 25/08/2008)
So fucking bended on the tip...I couldn’t bend her hands there! This damn was boring!... I was so tired all night!
Yyy (14:13:26 25/08/2008)
I think ? ? ? ?
xxx (14:13:27 25/08/2008)
In the next broadcast will say the clocks stopped to start! I will have to sleep on the telecast too.
xxx (14:14:02 25/08/2008)
I never believed it... until I woke up... I couldn’t sleep all night! How is that damn?! She was lying on the TV...he didn’t even touch her...and was bored!!! I missed the cup!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9450
 03.09.2008
From the forum:
XXX is
Industry is performed in many languages. Which language is the most industrialized?
YYYY
The Assembly!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9449
 03.09.2008
At 7 a.m. we walked, found with friends on the street the certificate of Major of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. We approached the entrance, called a man, asked him to open the door (we did not have a key). We decided to cling over him: he opens the door, and we shout to him in the rope "MVD!" and shake a curl. They did so. But who knew that a man would come out in front of our friend? With the cry "Ept!" he fled, and we remained in tears

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9448
 03.09.2008
[Friedrich]: The practical thinking man: Go from where you came means go back.
Creatively thinking man: Go from where you came means - gone to the pit.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9447
 03.09.2008
Matilda
for dinner alone...warm up peppers..or meat fire...there is already cut off.and this will be about 22
The monster
What about Papa?
Matilda
JR is only.
Matilda
I went, I went

The monster

This is my mother! 0 - O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9446
 03.09.2008
crAz - why there is no button on the registration page "forgot my login and password"?? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9445
 03.09.2008
News: "Medvedev congratulated China on first place in medals"
It sounds like "Wow, are you with us if what?and "

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9444
 03.09.2008
I work at Microsoft.

An account from another city.
In the line who - instead of "Microsoft" wrote "Yulcrosoft" :D
Somebody cried, forgot to send, so sent))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9443
 03.09.2008
He: What are you doing in life?
I am currently writing a candidate dissertation.
He says: Nothing to himself! You are not fucking fucking!! to
Yes, there is a small difference. ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9442
 02.09.2008
I like the video on Bash!

Regina Dubovitskaya

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9441
 02.09.2008
I rested in the summer, painting my eyes in the morning. The friend:
“For the first time I see a girl who, while painting her eyelids, doesn’t open her mouth.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9440
 02.09.2008
Steinmeier was skeptical about imposing sanctions on Russia. "Then someone must explain to me what could be a sanction against Russia," he said.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9439
 02.09.2008
Tagged with >hey
bug > yo
Tagged > question
bug > answer
Yellow > well
bug > bad
The > agreed
bug > without b
Elijah > then let’s go.
bug > numbered

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9438
 02.09.2008
Real news headline "In Ukraine went tanks to extinguish fire"...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9437
 02.09.2008
I (00:39:58 31/08/2008)
Go back and jump to the crowd. ;)
MorpheY (00:40:26 31/08/2008)
I will not endure it... by Gaia! Sex symbol of childhood.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9436
 02.09.2008
Imagine a picture briefly.

(The employee writes on the phone while on vacation)

by Kolo
The Belarusian depth. The evening. Quiet and dark. I am standing on the door and smoking. The man approaches and asks for a cigarette. We keep silent, we smoke, we look in the dark.

by Kolo
Suddenly he asks: "Linuxoid?"

by Kolo
I barely swallowed a cigarette. How I burned, I don’t know. The Belarusian depth. 40 km from a city that nobody even knows. "Linuxoid?"

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