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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9415
 26.08.2008
If you woke up in the same bed with me in the morning, what would you react?

...

14) x_ḩ o_h O_h (awakened) O_o (looked at you) O_O (looked under the blanket)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9414
 26.08.2008
Mom is right now - says"Sup in the refrigerator?",
I answer: Put it in the refrigerator?
Or put it in the plate, will you eat?
Or put it in the plate.
To put it in the refrigerator or to pour it?! to
I: Put hope in the refrigerator.
The settler.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9413
 26.08.2008
We hanged new electronic dashboards with the station of departure and arrival on electric trucks, so our engineers wrote on the station of arrival "Nothing"... This country will live forever.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9412
 25.08.2008
Ankorol
Everything has to be done.

Ankorol
and tits and ass and mouth

Ankorol
His legs were not short.

Ankorol
The Italian transition was big.

Zak
The Chekhov?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9411
 25.08.2008
Miraemor
Emo Slack
Tweek
Ugo
Miraemor
Emma works with me.
Tweek
EMO programming
Miraemor
Ugo
Miraemor
Written by Aninstaller

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9410
 25.08.2008
If there is sex, it must be beautiful.
AYA: beautiful is how?
You’re more beautiful, that’s for sure.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9409
 25.08.2008
This is what I think...
The unresistant weapons and equipment seized in Georgia must be deliberately sent to Afghanistan or Iraq to the Taliban and other impurities. Imho

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9408
 25.08.2008
from contact: leave an anonymous opinion or confession

I write to a friend:"I want you"

The answer is "Vadik is you))))"

I am scared...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9407
 25.08.2008
strider: drunk now kefir and slightly smashed past the cup so it was wiped out
strider: took a half-sleeping cat, carefully so that his legs do not rush on the table and squeeze it like a vacuum cleaner
The table is clean and the cat is full.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9406
 25.08.2008
Eldorado is burning. Advertising: "Guess what your children measure in school? Think of ambulances? No..." Further I struggle to keep the laughter off the TV and turn away to not bother my mom :D "... they are measured... by moms!". PPC is higher. My mom, ah

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9405
 25.08.2008
My mother complained:
Cut off the bicycle. After that he stopped driving.especially to the right.I pulled him almost on my own in the warranty. When I raised him. The steering wheel moved 360 degrees around his axle, and there were no other injuries.
The Blonde :(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9404
 25.08.2008
Alucard (17:22:28 24/08/2008)
Fuck to live.
Alucard (17:22:35 24/08/2008)
In our office, a living fly fucking dead.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9403
 25.08.2008
The Spam Collection:

Irkutsk misanthrope raped ants

7-month-old boy implanted a water pistol

The State Duma approved the schedule of burning kindergartens

Homes near the railway are most often born gay and astronauts

Instead of the first grade, he grabbed the rosette.

Siberian oil tower has been pumping waste for 5 years

A group of lost schoolchildren brought a rain worm out of the forest

The cat drowned in the menstruation of the hostess

The father forced his daughter to urinate on his hand.

Telepatic child silences radio signals during masturbation

In German camps, people were made for Hitler's table.

At the ISS, astronauts eat each other’s sperm


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9401
 25.08.2008
Fallen Angel: Wasie has 12 apples, Petty has 10, and Vanie has salt in his ass. Who escaped the last.
The Colonial Garden?
Khan->Fallen Angel:> and why does Vani have salt in his ass and the other guys have apples?
Is this an attempt to present the Russian people as perverse?
Klaus->Khan:> well that is understandable. The first two are just gay, and Vanya. Zuko, also a gay masochist!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9400
 25.08.2008
WoRLD ‎(23:49):
This fucking world has been threatened before.
I will kill you!
To kill the goppies.
I walk down the street and next to the phone a guy screams to you that you would get her in a man's shower cock up!

T14@ ‎(23:49):
O_0

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9399
 25.08.2008
Porn advertising on the website:
"Friend stuck her boyfriend for watching porn and..."
And below is a screenshot where a guy sits in front of a comp and shakes at Norton Commander!
This is an unexpected story, Hole.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9398
 25.08.2008
Are you a motorcyclist?
- Yes
What are you going to do in winter, cold and snow?
I will fall asleep

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9397
 25.08.2008
Nes: candy "Gussian foot" Oh well right "in my mouth my legs"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №9396
 25.08.2008
Let’s play in the oval cabinet, I’ll be Clinton and you’ll be Monica Levinsky.
- No, let's play the penguins, you will sow eggs and I will eat.
- O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9395
 25.08.2008
Lack of hot water and student care.

I put the water on the fire to heat up when it boiled up, a sharp question arose, what I want more, peelings or washing.

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