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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9435
 02.09.2008
Sitting on the bench. The lovers kiss. long and long. I decided to find, wait. After five minutes, they finished and hugged each other. He whispered something gently on her ear. This is a dialogue.
He is a cat.
She is: A?
He is: X#Y on!!! Oh sorry, I didn’t hold up =)
I barely turned around with the shop! O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9434
 02.09.2008
Bear: Yes, of gifts - only presence
XAuTx: to kiss the bride?
Bear: And that
xAuTx: I’ll steal it from you in the park :)
Bear: :) Better a year in two or three, I will say when

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9433
 02.09.2008
Where the inventors-enthusiasts of beautiful dates looked is unclear.
and 07.07.07 and 08.08.08 saw, but 20.08.2008 saw.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9432
 02.09.2008
On the forum of multiple sclerosis (sclerosis.net) there should be no login by password in principle.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9431
 02.09.2008
We go for a friend to him home, we call the home phone and ask if he will go for a walk. The answer was: Yes, and where are you?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9430
 02.09.2008
From the forum:

xxx: Well, if you can, give instructions, but the ones I read did not impress me and I understood little.
YYY: I was not impressed either. Lots of intrigues in our facades lately, little =(

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9429
 02.09.2008
Leshiy: However, how behind compas from humans... the men, for example, two cores began to think from the Stone Age) moreover, we also have a brain in the reserve)))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9428
 02.09.2008
From the forum:

The question:
Does it happen that when you brush your teeth, you accidentally hit your teeth with a toothbrush? I recently changed my toothbrush and noticed that with a new I often hit my toothbrush. Her form is uncomfortable. Is this dangerous for the teeth?

The answer 2:
Beware of M.B. This is a shoe brush.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9427
 02.09.2008
The problem is not to open the third eye, but to

The first two were not closed.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9426
 02.09.2008
http://www.diary.ru/~kulebrin/p47357083.htm



Remember the story that happened in the first series.

Fantastic Star Wars fighter.

Remember, at the beginning of the film, two noble Jedi knights rub enemies.

with laser swords, then the chief says something like, "We are here to do

No matter – we go!“Do they both fall? The Russian director told me.

“Star Wars” by Maria Solovtsova. In the original phrase.

“The forces are equal – let’s run!”

As I heard, I almost fell. I ask the Americans.

It turns out, everything is so. As long as the forces are equal, there is nothing to be born.

climb, and better hit, then call the aircraft, well, and so on, look

News from Iraq.

It was necessary to explain that in Russia the concepts of heroism are different, and,

After seeing such characters, our spectator will just run out of the hall.”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9425
 02.09.2008
The half-life of the banana in nature is 350 years.

The half-life of my VAZ-2112 is 3 months maximum.

It’s strange – and why?! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9424
 02.09.2008
Hey, my name is Denis!
Hello you are burning =)
I love fucking my dog.
1: Chto blyat'?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9423
 02.09.2008
Jigsaw (11:20:01 29/08/2008)
I just pulled my hair out of my nose.

ensemble3 (11:20:42 29/08/2008)
How do you feel after that?

Jigsaw (11:20:47 29/08/2008)
It can be funny how nervous I am.

ensemble3 (11:21:04 29/08/2008)
and Oga. The Moscow.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9422
 02.09.2008
I work as a waitress. There were two guys - thick, grown-up, on the face - a clear lack of communication with women. The first thought is the idols. Then I think, don’t have to be so bad about the Aitishniks, they’re cuddly...in general, I accept the order – the guys are cuddly, the salad compositions were asked up to the circle of tomatoes...in the end, they brought me, they started to cuddle. In retaliation they extend a book open to me "girl, sign, we really need". I turn, I read the name - "This submissive creature woman". I, breaking between righteous anger and whisper, say so wickedly, and even the Aitishniks were like (the one to the other, Sereg, we embarrassed our brave title and left, leaving a large sum of money for tea...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9421
 02.09.2008
The xxx:
What is the name of a woman who sits at home without work?

The Bubbles:
The housewife...

The xxx:
What is the name of a man who sits at home without work?

The Bubbles:
Darmoed, Truten, Saliva and the Undead!

The xxx:
What is the difference?

The Bubbles:
in the breasts.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9420
 02.09.2008
And I still remember this Super Cup by the drum of our fans, which was shown to all of Great Russia on the RTR and on which it was written.

Sissy

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9419
 02.09.2008
From the TC of the Russian Federation: "Payment of wages in the form of alcoholic beverages, narcotic substances, weapons, ammunition is not allowed."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №9418
 02.09.2008
[They are]
[Top of Abyss]
The Best Abyss
(There is no abyss)
The Smile of Abyss
(With a beer you will cross the abyss)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №9417
 01.09.2008
Today is mine:
Do you remember what happened last night?
I am such:
I have slept...
She is:
“You were shouting in a dream, I woke you up and asked, ‘Did you have a nightmare?’ I tell you, say, don’t sleep the shake – otherwise it will continue, and you turn your back to me and answer – I know where the shake lies and you fall asleep.

Fuck, I’m sitting in the rain. ?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №9416
 01.09.2008
Vanya: fucking, you won't find a normal guy, just a pedicure around.
Max: O_O

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