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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9314
 23.08.2008
www.cnn.com and www.bbc.com
They are like the Georgians, like the Georgians before.
2nd, 8th and 8th
at 12.15,18 hours by MSK

I write for days to increase the number of people.
and good luck :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9313
 23.08.2008
<ViktBot> #66: How many plays has Shakespeare written? (Two of the letters)
<Lemieuxe> 41
<Madame> 23
<Russian_Russian> 11
<Russian_Russian> 10
<Madame> 15
<Lemieuxe> 13
<Russia> 12
<Madame> 18
<Lemieuxe> 99
<Russian_Russian> 19
<Lemieuxe> 66
<Russian_Russian> 20
<Russian_Russian> 21
<Russian_Russian> 26
<Russia> 27
<Russian_Russian> 25
<Lemieuxe> 28
<Russian_Russian> 24
<Russian_Russian> 28
<Russian_Russian> 29
<Russian_Russian> 30
<Russian_Russian> 31
<Russia> 23
<Spanish_Spanish> 32
<Russian_Russian> 33
<Russian_Spanish> 34
<Russian_Russian> 36
<Russian_Russian>!hz
<ViktBot> No one answered the question, the correct answer was 37.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9312
 23.08.2008
I ordered a bank card a month ago. SMS is here today:
I’m waiting for you in the bank, I miss you. Their credit card.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9311
 23.08.2008
Smile: After driving from Omsk to Khanty-Mansiysk, I found a way to wake up and not fall asleep.
Smile: He pulled his hair out of his nose, boosts ppc as... o_o

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №9310
 23.08.2008
HHH: Hear, and what is Parkour? I sit on the bench I smoke, I drink beer suitable two boys of 10 years, cultural such say:"5 rubles do not give?" I am in a good mood all such a positive give 5 rubles and say: " for cigarettes heaven?" and they say to me:" not we are engaged in parkour" took the money and left. Parkour, is that Kiddalovo?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9309
 23.08.2008
I lie in a chamber with appendicitis along with an old man who is registered with a disability group.
Doctor: How about health?
Old Man: Not very much
Q: How is your gallbladder?
C: Cut out in the 86th
Q: How is the stomach?
Operation last year?
What are these scars from?
Two hernias in the 57th and 69th?
A: So is it. Show your teeth.
Q: Is the cheek inserted?
The doctor leaves. The old man told me, only appendicitis remained.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9308
 23.08.2008
I went today with a colleague to chat for emmo and organized a competition who will make more to commit suicide, as a result, I met my current girlfriend, who turned out to go to chat with the same purpose)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9307
 23.08.2008
Fucking in the mouth! "Dress" and "Dress" are not the same thing.

1. wearing a sweater
Dress the child and dress.

You can drop everything on the great and powerful Albanian, but your sinful ass will not be saved. Literacy is appreciated everywhere.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9306
 23.08.2008
Slonik: Now I have this black in my bag holds everything I need, plus inside it is a small red cosmetic pharmacy.
In it I have for all cases of life: mezim, Festal, Senade, Citramon, No-shpa, Nurofen, Cetrin, Solpadein, Alka-Zeltzer (all 2-3 tablets) + 3 tampons, cotton discs, cotton sticks, leukoplast.
Can you tell me, maybe I forgot to put something in my pharmacy bag? Per, is there anything extra-important that can happen in the trip besides constipation, hiccups, menstrual and headaches?
Tagged with: Ipad and ROFL
You have forgotten the fire.
This is just the contents of the pharmacy. In addition, there are wipes - ordinary and wet, a spoonful (small, dessert, I don't know why it, maybe yogurt somewhere will have to.....), a mirror, perfumes, phones.....
Believe me, I don’t have the hottest bag.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9305
 23.08.2008
Bejuice
And the most useless thing has already been invented - toilet paper with a flavor. Naomi asks...

silk_brush
Well, what does it mean, it smells, even if it is fried.
And in the bathroom sweet cotton smells from childhood

Poland - Skazka
You had a smell of water in your childhood.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9304
 23.08.2008
CH: I have to do the raid, I am afraid the screws will not be covered
FD: I have film screws on the current, the most important thing on the flash :)
FDs: passwords, bank account numbers, appearances abroad on conspiracy apartments, nuclear subversion points...
CH: Putin Medvedev FSB politics terrorists Chechnya Georgia
CH: Khan of your flash +))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9303
 23.08.2008
Don’t lie to yourself! 😉
and O-)
This is my affair. :R

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9302
 23.08.2008
XXX: I have a depression.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: I learned on the manufacturer’s website what the color of my phone is called.
YYY :?
xxx: Mocha Brown

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9301
 23.08.2008
Slavko: Chet uvas some joke yesterday was, Vitya hour came rugged, could not say anything clearly
K@in: Yes, we walked yesterday at five on the shore, at night, here you can't get six truckers, well, and come there you hear the boys, and so on. 20 minutes argued, they climbed into the fight, not hunting, and the concepts do not allow to disconnect, here I had an idea like let our coolest fighter sweat them, well, they put out the most fuzzy and we moved Faru, you know he is KMS on a handpiece.
K@in: Well, Farah hit him in the drum and it all seemed like nothing if this idiot after dropping this hippocade and sat on top to do before the blow did not announce the FSA teacher FATALITY
Slavko
K@in: Gamer was kidding!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9300
 23.08.2008
I go on a bus... a guy in his headphones goes in, sits down, goes 6 stops, removes his headphones and asks the grandmother sitting next to him:
Where does that bus go?
Metro of Poleshevsk
A man with an annoying voice:
Fuck to Fuck.
Wear the headphones back and go to the subway)))))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9299
 23.08.2008
HHH
What do you love more?
WOWU
More than what?
HHH
More than nature, three things. and fast.
WOWU
themselves
HHH
Okay... well, then...
WOWU
The Banana
HHH
Oh... what else?
WOWU
It is fun 😉
HHH
Have you tried to combine?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9298
 23.08.2008
and Argus:
It is impossible, said the reason. Experience said unconsciously. It has cut off pride. Try a dream whisper.

by Radiocat:
Paddle - Paddle Paddle

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9297
 23.08.2008
Looking at the current KVN, I began to think about whether KVN had existed before.

Was it funny, or was it just stupid?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9296
 23.08.2008
of Rostov. Today I am going to work on one of the Central Prospects.

A childish interruption. Benefit in the extreme left. In front of me Gazelle.

of cargo. And here between us clings a hidden car.

A carpet and a carpet on the roof. Okay, let’s go on. and here

Gazelle driver, apparently charged with traffic jams and heat (we have now under

+40C) unfolds through a double consistent, intending to drive into

in the opposite direction. The hoisters see all this apparently in the full affix,

but completely quietly handed out to the matyugalnik: - The driver of the gazelle medal

For the courage. Slow down at the side - now we deliver!

We have such humorous inspectors.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9295
 23.08.2008
In Poland a holiday: ten missiles were promised to them by the Americans and one -

The Russians.

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