Multi-vector life policy

Now I live in Minsk – I take the final exams, which will decide my fate for the next 5 years.

So here’s the situation: today, two blondes are driving in absolutely the same jeeps near the subway. One speaks on the phone and cuts the other lightheaded person. They were not able to slow down. Unfortunately, an accident happened to them.

They both come out of the car and are beautiful. The one who spoke on the phone, and was actually the culprit of the accident, says to the telephone:

I kissed a blonde here!
–...
So they kissed. The Machines. She has the same as me.
–...
“Don’t scream at me, Rabbit, come here to Frunzenskaya, all by yourself.
You will see...
–...
Is the battery sitting? Come here, I am waiting.

At this time, another girl, not especially loaded with intelligence, approaches the speaker and says:

Don’t scare me with your boyfriend. I have no faults either. Now and mine.
will come!

With these words, she demonstrately gets the exact same phone out of her pocket and in vain tries to call her faithful. Apparently he doesn’t take the phone. The two women begin to talk to each other:

My one is coming, we’ll figure it out.
I'll call my own and we'll deal with it!

In this spirit, five minutes.

A huge jeep is coming in, a macho is not a macho, but what is so certain. In envy of him, the two blondes start flattering at the same time:

and Nicholas! Look at her, this censored.
and Cole! How are you here? I’ve been calling you for 5 minutes, you don’t take the phone.

Then they look at each other, the Col, the cars, the mobile phones they hold in their hands.
In general, Cole led a multi-vector life policy. Well, the fate has failed.

It was a pity that I had the battery on my phone. very sorry.
And since he went one, there was no chance to capture this picture. Please forgive me, readers.

Two friends are talking.
Do you know, Vasa, what kind of shit happened? from the hotel yesterday.
I wrote an e-mail to my friend, like I'm flying tomorrow, missed, very
I want to fuck you.
Only here, drunk in the receiver list instead of one of this friend I
Everyone who was in the address book. I also have school friends there.
and business partners, all my bosses and even familiar menta.
Can you imagine what the answers were?! to
It is scary to imagine.
This is exactly! Most people said, “I’m not against it. I wait.”

My mother and I went on electric. We are waiting for a train on the platform, standing next to it, holding onto a pillar, a greatly drunk grandfather. In general, some worker put him next to us on a bench and called a police officer at the station. He approached, asked for documents and asked:
What happened to you?
– Nothing
Why are you such?
Which one?
and drunk!
I am not drunk, I am rested.

We managed to contain the laughter, but ment even slid.

One employee married her daughter on the weekend. The first wedding night. The bride calls her mother. The daughter asks to drop the keys, the entrance is closed. Mom looks out the window. A girl in a wedding dress stands next to a taxi.
Mother: Did you argue?
This idiot can’t shake the dress, help me!

Do you know how to cook?
Are you cooking cats?
Or at least salad?
She: Why did you stick to me? I put the tea well.

Gosya (23:59:09 16/08/2009)
I have a minute to congratulate you on your birthday.
Gosya (23:59:15 16/08/2009)
I think I’ll go fucking...

Indeed, comrades Aitishniks, you sometimes think of us philologists... Do you think that the buffs are fools? We have almost the whole world.

BEMBINI ‎(13:08):
The child is growing. has written. Wash it off with your clean shirt.

It’s very fun to watch people who despise fiction listen enthusiastically to meteorologists and economists.

Yesterday I went to the toilet, sorry for the delay, for the little need...
xxx: and the toilet crashed in the spot of strike :)
and Chelyabinsk?
XXX: How did you guess? and :(

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It happened to a girlfriend in the fifth grade.
Call her teacher and let Moscow compost:
That’s why you’re such an outsider, why don’t you go with the rest of the children, why are you constantly sitting at the last party, and when all the children get up and go anywhere together, are you the last one going? Do you like it more?
I feel like a shepherd.

My today is going some sad, I ask, say, is that? My light-sweetened gold and says, “You’re so good, and I’m so bad that you’re just angry! " And you’re offended by me...
I’m cuddling with those blondes.

It feels like many modern girls are waiting for a prince to turn them from a frog to a man.

A lost passport or other important document in the meantime is quietly in your scanner.

xxx (01:16:55 17/08/2009)
Blushed

xxx (01:17:15 17/08/2009)
I eat cake, I think something is dry... it turns out, I eat it with a towel X_X

People living in the city of Tchaikovsky of the Perm region! Never see a high salary in a management company!!! These guys will get you to work on their equipment for free!!! And then you will be knocked on by the locals and deprived of the prizes!!! It will be your p. Less than 10 pounds!! Hold on to your previous workplace, learn from the mistakes of others! And you are the chief of the legal department and the financial director - fools and fools!
You are pleased!! Help people not get into the ass!!! to
Cat, admin, hyacinth, shredder, broken in mercury

News in the net:

The most scandalous singer Timati is preparing a new sex project, so to say a gift for his fans. The artist plans to sell his sperm. And already from September any wealthy fan will be able to get pregnant from the idol for just?100 thousand.

0_o
Oyaebou, galactogue real danger, cut him off until the whole world has infected!

Everyone who finds it very stressful, exhausting and distracting from the most important things, the need to go down and press a couple of times a day to the accountant numlock - you would be administered to the IT office for a month, where even the director is able to administer, where everyone is aware of the amount of work you have and what exactly you are currently doing, where learning that you were engaged in an unusually important business a week in a row such as 'setting a routing table' or 'upgrading the firmware in the swipes's, you will be broken up and fired on the same day. So be glad that you are dealing with 'dumb uswires', not with specials.

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The possession of Russian spelling is like the possession of Kung Fu, real masters do not apply it without necessity.

The possession of Russian spelling is like the possession of Kung Fu. No matter how much the master hid his skill, it is visible in every movement.
So is.

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