If you want to see yourself on the TV, turn it off.

From the newspaper: "Is it true that replacing radiators is better to do in the summer? What are the benefits?" :)

Why do you not hate the Basques? Very attractive pitch.

YYY: You answered the question yourself! =) is

~~_*ViP*_*DeViL*_~~ (00:21:44 24/07/2008)
What do you

delf_Angel (00:22:00 24/07/2008)
What do I do with the compound? :)

delf_Angel (00:22:03 24/07/2008)
I clean my teeth.

There are villages. I thought about the weakness of the body and the strength of the spirit.
Sitting a bitter pepper. I was convinced of the materiality of the body and the weakness of the spirit.

XXX: We have free places in the cemetery.
Yyy: Somebody has resurrected, is it? ?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Vladimir: Where are you?
I am at home, will you go out?
Vladimir: Where are you?
I'm in the metal, I'm out in 20 minutes.
Vladimir: Where are you?
I'm going to walk home, go to the square.
Vladimir: Where are you?
Q: Are you a fool?
Where are you, I’m running after you.
Fuck you fuck idiots.
Vladimir : =))))

There could be a funny quote here.

Do you want to congratulate me on holiday today?
WOW: With which one?
You are gone, yup!
Congratulations to you on the holiday "Lost"!

July 26 – World Day of the Lost!!! to
We bounced!
I will take you, colleagues :)
war10ck

Kiev (23:05:03 26/07/2008)
I’ll tell you a joke – ROFL

Kiev (23:05:14 26/07/2008)
Listen to

muaddyb (23:05:15 26/07/2008)
Give it!!and :-)

muaddyb (23:46:43 26/07/2008)
Write it or I don’t hear it. :D

Extra is
Fuck it yesterday.
Extra is
I came to the girl, talked, then once, kissed, then split her, and she me.
Extra is
Then she hurts, let’s go with the prey... we burn... well, I think pofig, let’s... she hurts all you want from my stuff, she removes the shirt and leaves the shirt, well, I don’t think long to take her shirt, I dress... I find strings, I put them on my head, but I stay in my pants... they are red with a stem pattern.
Extra is
Then, she goes to the kitchen, lays on her breasts instead of a spoonful of cream, takes a champagne and just in the moment she enters the hallway, her dad returns for the money, who has left to rest with his mom...
Extra is
and now the picture: the father returns, sees his daughter without a lifak, but with cream on the chest and champagne with glasses in his hands, suddenly a guy in a lifak, cowards and strings on his head rushes into the room with a cry.
by Dan-666
No fucking yourself.
Extra is
I’ve never seen a father laughing from laughter.
Extra is
I was so caught...
Extra is
and the (
Extra is
Fuck the eggs.

Meanwhile, I like this new fashion. When spam calls you by name.

Do you want to increase your penis?
Something I do not want for now. Thanks for the care.

Write a video about waking up from oral sex.

by Salikumarou:
Spammers are shrinking :)
Here’s what I got now:
This is the real spam message!
If you received this ugly email, it means that when you registered on the forum [here was an ad].com you entered your real mailbox. And in vain. Never do that, otherwise you will get that shit.
By the way, what am I? Aaaah I remembered! Well, if you need antivirus keys or want to write something smart, but you don’t know where, then come in, we’ll be happy and all that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ferroman: o_O Kernel Panic

<: Ogenic threshold is on the phone - at a low level of battery charge the phone begins to power and vibrate

< very comfortable

>: A also includes blues and jprs

< ah, warns everyone around you that you have a low charge

> begins the sending of MMS. and #039; do not call me. I was there'

< Turn on the camera and take photos. Record the last minutes of the body.

> begins to play full-volume tragic music. No possibility of disconnection

I wiped the floors, wiped the dust, washed my clothes, disassembled my dishes, wiped my clothes, washed the bathroom and the toilet.
I want to get married to myself.

SunfoolD
If this quote hits the tower, then I was able to enter two words correctly from the O_o verification code.

“Fuck, I think I think. A stupid fool. and stupid. The cock. A stupid fool. Stupid and suck. of Sukata. “TupajasukatupajaSukatupaja.”

Thus begins not only the work of Max Frey's complaint book, but also my acquaintance with the pre-installed notepad.

1 Come to us!
2 Dick this... No money...
1 to go!
2 is also (