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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8247
 29.07.2008
xxx: the last video is good
XXX is better than others.
YYY: Is he not losing?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8246
 29.07.2008
Last Friday of July, 18.00. call to technical support.

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technical support (I) - Hi, you want to call a specialist to you now...
YU - Yes
I — let me clarify... you want to call a specialist to come to you now, on Friday.
YU - Yes
On Friday, at 6 p.m.
YU - Yes
I am on Friday at 6 p.m. on the day of the system administrator.
YU - Yes
I’m nnuu... we have one specialist who can walk... but it’s in your interest that he doesn’t come to you today...
YU – thank you

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8245
 29.07.2008
I sit with my friends and friends in the movie theater. A woman passes by with a wifi router. Friend: -Hujace, like a normal girl, and the wify is dragging! My girlfriend: That’s why her dress is ugly!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8244
 28.07.2008
The xxx:
I have an old scanner. In fact, there is no nickel on it. Not my truth, but I have forgotten it all.
YYYY :
The abdomen. Spit for money.
The xxx:
to whom?
YYYY :
Is there little evil?
The xxx:
Will you buy a scanner?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8243
 28.07.2008
CBeTuk - And what kind of disc of such a house lies ANIMEMIX?
Foster – yeah... it looks like there’s an anime...
Foster - and there is a feather for the sweetheart, you better use it as a coffee pad)
Foster – and what else is written on it?
CBeTuk - Not knowing he in the note already
Foster – yeah... well read it.
CBeTuk - I will die
Foster – I don’t remember what’s there... so... I guess... he’s been there for a long time.
CBeTuk - O_O about the hoyaceans you have?
Foster – that’s how I shot a sniper, hurt...)))
here... grit on the price hentai, what Japanese shizes... well he and left to roll in the bag)
CBeTuk – you probably haven’t even looked at it.
Foster - no, well estimate what these ponzi shoes should have been.) I was surprised (not less than yours) and read how then in the woods...shortly so he was there and lost... I don’t remember what she was there.
CBeTuk – it’s not a very decent cartoon and not because there’s a girlfriend, but because she’s HORRORY!!! What kind of monsters!What a stuff!! Horrible what they do!!! to
Foster – not chuts and tantals
Foster - * to... ((


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8242
 28.07.2008
I am angry with my cat when he does something: "Azzskaya cattle, there is no shredder for you!"" When he says "shredder", his ears are pressed and he scratches under the couch.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8241
 28.07.2008
Unk: Broken son came to father
Unk: And he asked the crunch...
UNK:...
Unk: Will there be breaks, Dad?
Let me go, Antonia.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8240
 28.07.2008
<chh> he is so greedy that he probably passed the second quake with the blaster to the end.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8239
 28.07.2008
HHH
How did you know I wasn’t on the phone?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8238
 28.07.2008
1: What will you spend your money on?
2: What kind of money?
Those you gave to Dr....
Which Dr. O?
What you had a week ago...
2 O O O O O O? to
1: Clearly...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8237
 28.07.2008
Even the movie Street Fighter of the 90s looks penetrating and philosophical compared to those films that are now being released.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8236
 28.07.2008
xxx: bugaga))))) happiness on the television showed how sailors marched on the Red Square under the imperial march of Star Wars))))))))
xxx: ppc... survived) there probably then the bear in the mask Darth Vader came out) just didn't show
yyy : ))))
yyy: a Putin next to, with a beard and a sword on the belt) Puty-van Kenobi)))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8235
 28.07.2008
The Prehistory:
I go to bed late at 3-4 o'clock in the morning and, accordingly, get up early so that I shave before bed and how much shave is normal I shave with my old grandfather's machine irritation gesture lotions do not help I had to turn in the end after shaving started to squeeze my head in the freezer helps=)

at 4.35 am as usual a moustache in the freezer here I understand that the kitchen daddy goes and all would have nothing but the refrigerator is so that to see behind him anyone is difficult and daddy light does not include economical in the end he hits the door of the freezer well kicking me her on the back of what I loudly selectively rattled the mother on what daddy rattled loudly on the whole house says to blatantly blatantly the refrigerator matto blatantly and instead to give the door to me Ebanul the door again Truth I at that moment was already deeply choked=)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8234
 28.07.2008
The type told: they had a week almost the balcony did not burn.. grit from the upper floor was thrown "nedopalok". She decided to write all her complexes on paper and burn it)) and the paper fell on the neighboring balcony.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №8233
 28.07.2008
How is your dance?
WOW is no.
in the sense?
Yesterday she reminded me on a romance that I didn’t love her. She struck a scandal, picked up her things and left.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №8232
 28.07.2008
XXX: How tall are you?
YYY: 2.03
XXX How much?! to
YYY: 2 meters with hook
XXX: Do you have a cock 3 centimeters? 0_o

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8231
 28.07.2008
See also: Elephant

Will you come by the jump? I have a wet shit here.

It is: oO

See also: Bella

In the sense of my

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8230
 28.07.2008
RRR
A glass of wine, Abram Durso... and I am in the...
BBB
Are they beating you?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8229
 28.07.2008
Inscription on packaging:
Put it in the microwave and in 5 minutes there will be food.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8228
 28.07.2008
by 111
Do you know how to speed up the refrigerator?
by 222
Get rid of the shit!
by 111
Fuck, that’s me, that’s the bear.
by 111
I open the door and wait.
by 222
and ROFL

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