Stealz: healthy as you do
Drimaskus: Yes, the shit was fired from the job :(
Stealz: Why are you so?
Drimaskus: Yes late three times in a row
Stealz: So you work as hard as you can?
Drimaskus: I am surprised how this first day was so hard to mark a new job.
Stealz: Understand all and the rest
Drimaskus: Well, in the second day, and by habit came to the old job, then under the common laughter of former colleagues ran for a new one.
Drimaskus: on the third all hard decided not to be late on any occasion. In order to do this, switch on the alarms in advance wherever they are. The horror did not fall asleep, but the chief thing was on time, came 20 minutes before the opening and who knew that on that day we were working an hour later. As a result, in order not to stand dumb went to the park, he was not far there, sat on the bench and not even noticed how he fell asleep. I feel someone wakes up and the first thought I get up late and I'm going to run and maybe I'd even have time if I wasn't waking up. Eventually I was fired.
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Day as day. I read Bach. I got a funny quote, and I laughed a little, went out to smoke in the entrance. The mood is good, I smoke and quietly chick, remembering the quote. The grandmothers at the entrance strangely touched me. In the poem...
In an hour the door rings. I open – menta, and next to them one of the entrance grandmothers. The dialogue:
Myth is he?
Grandma: Yeah he is! Smoking and Hichikal.
Myth: The young man. Please show the cigarettes you smoked.
And I was on the melli and the third day smoked whiteworm. And the situation was finally worsened by the fact that I began to ride on the floor and roast like a horse on a hemp field.
c) MaratMS
by Milla:
I can too)
The Hunter:
I did not doubt.
by Milla:
The truth is red.
The Hunter:
From what this?
by Milla:
I am ashamed)
The Hunter:
I don’t understand – are you rubbing after the mine, or even by hints on it?
by Milla:
Too late to red.
Today I woke up with the thought: How comfortable to sleep without a lighthouse... Now I am afraid to fall asleep...
He drove in the bus, which he jumped into without looking at the number. All 5 cars on a certain section of the route go to the same stops.
At one of the stops the door opens and a woman from the street asks me: “Will I go to Youth?” and I could only answer this with the question: “What kind of bus is this?”
Have you noticed how children meet and say goodbye?
They meet for the first time as if they knew forever.
Say goodbye forever as if it were tomorrow.
We have something to learn from them.
A direct copy.
A certain "Contact" of a comrade, something there is strongly
The violated. During the search, a large number of people were found in the apartment.
The compact discs.
Among those presented during the operation was a local simple district -
A fairly simple man. He is interested in discos, looks at them.
coverings, on which a colorful large plan depicts men-"cats",
All in the strings, in the muscles, the skin shines.
“Oh! He ticks his finger into the next disk, and this man is straight.
“Our Major is like that!” He said, “Well, this is a copy! He is!” and people
The rest, the discs already looked around from all sides, around almost in the voice.
The rush begins...
Without thinking of anything bad, he opens the disk box and changes his face.
seeing other, more detailed, scenes from the films recorded on the disc.
How could he know that it was a huge collection of Gay's?
The porn...
PS man for his words was not injured, but for the major name is dead
It has grown :)
Saakashvili declared war on Russia and the Georgian army reached the same point
of Moscow.
Give up Russians! Saakashvili cried out from his armor. - Shashik
Delete the Buddha!
What kind of Russian in Moscow, right? The Moscovites were surprised.
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I give an offgenic commercial idea - to make winter hats in view of headscarves... there is a chance that the end user will catch up on the head with the assembly... but this is already a non-guaranteed case then :)
We have to live until winter... Otherwise all the real headscarves will be eaten.
Make a winter jacket from headscarf
Yesterday, descending into the subway, I watched this picture: MENT a Georgian, black as resin, catching and checking documents from Uzbek and Tajik!
Review "The Onion Movie"
One is ahah! And in truth, Seagal never played in comedies.
Stephen Seagal in a comedy. Funny and fun breaking hands.
She: I am dear
And a jump? You have to put it on your back.)
She is : AGA. Hold for the chest a blow on the shells, for the pop a blow on the eggs.
He: Ah, so I went to cook shells and eggs.
She: O_O
SMS sent home with an interval of approximately 15 minutes:
We sit in a boat in the middle of the Gulf of Yobe, we cannot sail to the shore, we keep our course to Hawaii. The republic that we will create there, we will call Shevchenkoland.
“Two on a raft, the third will be eaten.”
Terribly speaking in Korean, the owner of the boat sailed and grabbed us to the shore. I will never see Hawaii :("
Fuck when we have a dog that will go to work and make us money!? to
And the cat that will cook...
Zzz: and hamsters that will wash dishes.
and nines who will open beer and provide services of a different nature.
I do not like such quotes. I live in D.V. Russia, Westerners, do you know that we gave the islands to the Chinese?
Bring to the top, or so quietly and to smoking not far. The media has been upset (
That’s why I like sex, that the press swings and isn’t lazy.
c) Blesgron
EVA is Denise!! Did you go to porn? I have seen you!!! to
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I live in the bedroom area. In the neighboring house a police station.
This night, some two copters (drunk in shit) pursued somebody, for obvious reasons, could not move quickly, but cried very loudly.
3:15 I woke up from all this, and went out to the balcony to smoke and look at these two fools. Looking from the police department comes out a small mint and begins to steal to the screaming.
Apparently one was sober, burned mint and quickly dropped it.
The second was less precipitated.
Mint flies to the second and deftly strikes the hopper on the head.
Then I walked.
Mint puts his foot on a lying body, raises his hands toward the sky and gives out a thunder-like ring.
Vikings are fucking!! to
I'm going to go beyond that shit department!! to
The moon was full, the moon was full. :D
Dr.Pech - I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass
(I am not against)
Everything you want...
BastarD(Dr.Pech) 0_o in my mouth feet!! to
And this too, and this too...