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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №7723
 11.07.2008
My mom sent me a SMS:
Go home buy bread if the SMS arrived call 1 time if not 2 times

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7722
 11.07.2008
My conversation with Adobovsky:

Hello to Michael! Thank you for contacting Adobe Customer Service.
Michael: Hi
Michael: The problem is that I do not hear any sound from YouTube videos
Michael: How can I solve it?
Steve: I would like you to know that you need to increase the volume while the video is played.
Michael: Not funny
I am not an idiot.gif
Steve: I apologize.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7721
 11.07.2008
Excerpt from the official note-
"When the keyboard was opened, the penetration of foreign liquids, taste-like tea" was revealed;


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №7720
 11.07.2008
<Brodya> : Yeah, let’s celebrate our birthday intelligently? What do you do on the weekend?
Mooney : Stop How Intelligent? Did you drink absinthe without me?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №7719
 11.07.2008
Kolobok
What do I have to record on the discs you left?

Max 3D
I forgot them, accidentally, to take them back when there is something useful on them.

Kolobok
I have understood.

Kolobok
Spindle self-reliance

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7718
 11.07.2008
I sit at work for a comp, everyone comes in thinking that I am a programmer of some kind or some other intelligent creature, I sit something with a smart look print...And nobody even suspects that I am a carrier and furniture collector)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №7717
 11.07.2008
Odmin
The gift! How are her affairs? What is new?

Bombing
Hi, fuck it all naked.

Bombing
I understand why weapons are down in Russia.

Odmin
Injury to Hull

Bombing
They would kill each other's fucks naked and most of our fucking fucks of the population would die to dog fucks and the lion fucks of the visitors would not live a fucks and weeks.

Bombing
Oh, and that’s all meant.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7716
 11.07.2008
Evolution of Basha:
The Kullow Period
The bear, the bear, the bear.

The Odmin Period
Schröder, the Cat, the Odin

Collider period
Collider, Montage and Armageddon

Constant of Basha: 0-0

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7715
 11.07.2008
How is the mood?
S.P to sleep...
Alvis to sleep or sneeze?
S.P Yes Yes
Alvis, have you been overpainted?
S.P I love the data type.
S.P I asked myself through OR, this is TRUE and I got it.
Alvis is...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7714
 11.07.2008
But we, in Ukraine, have seeds that are sold in stores. So there are seeds called Zverskie - on one side of the packaging the bear is drawn, on the other - inscriptions in the Albanian type "the bear is singing and killing the wall"! I can't believe I can throw the scan packaging on the soap.:P

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7713
 11.07.2008
XXX is a gift. How is family life?
YYY - yes so... (((
Do you have kids? ?
YYY - I am not in captivity!!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7712
 11.07.2008
Really annoying for the faer :( In fact, it’s a crazy browser. But behind the hentai advertisement, it feels like you are using it. Personally, I have been using it since the days of mozilla, and I have always used the built-in search engine from Google. By the way, if you also place OpenSearch, then you can add any search to the panel. I have WorldArt and a local tracker added. Summary: Yandex drivers - piras. Whoever agrees, let it go.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №7711
 11.07.2008
Hi, I’m back from Uganda!
WOW! how is it there?
Katya: Yes, it’s great! let’s go, I’m sunny on a nudist beach!I even have a picture...
It is a shit! ?
Okay, okay, I’m just covering everything with black squares!! to
Rom: So let’s...
Katya: Listen, I have not finished with Photoshop...Which format is better to save?
Of course in the PSD.
Good luck to the cinema!! to
Let’s go, I look forward to it!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7710
 11.07.2008
Ace: Yesterday instead of his wife went to the first class in the auto school, well there are books to buy, money to pay... )
Linyx: So what?! to
Ace: I came short... I will go to the audience and the whole group has licked out on me and the eyes are not taken away... the girls are looking straight into the width)
Linyx is out? and :)
Ace: I also thought so at first) even the instructor looks at me shortly without taking his eyes away and says: "Well, either you have a question, or you have not understood the nihua from the first time!"
The group falls into the precipice ) and I watch my jeans pull the keys from the car and the magnetol )))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7709
 11.07.2008
Last night with a glass of martini on the Internet read the 3 main reasons for fullness in women - lack of sleep, alcohol, the Internet...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7708
 11.07.2008
Cauperwood F.A.Sira sleeps no one touches, then breaks up begins to scratch under the mattress, gets the hidden stuffy there looks at it, then on me and goes to sleep further, on my question all normally answers - he knows it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7707
 11.07.2008
The little brother (15) is burning! I stayed alone at home and decided to cook peelings. I didn’t know how to do it and I thought! Call the technical support service with this issue! What would you think? He was told!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7706
 11.07.2008
Rager: Hi, you know why Yushchenko has such an apple?
Flying : No!
Stop smoking when you are gasing!
Fly :)0_o :D

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7705
 11.07.2008
c) Part of the forum:
I walk the dog in the morning. Braz (my dog) loves to write in all exotic places. Today there is an open place.
I am standing. Brahma writes in a luck. And then from there, a three-storey mat with a voice full of such despair that I stood, so from the place, and rattled, drowning with a swallow.
Glad he didn’t go out. How would I look this man in the eyes?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7704
 11.07.2008
I know what oxymoron is.
YYY: What shit is that?
xxx: Well, this is a combination of the incompatible, the type, the joyous sadness, the living corpse...
YYY: Is the beetle also an oxymoron?
XXX: Well, then the fucking shit.

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