I decided to joke with my friends, they made a cacao from construction foam.
It was great, I need to paint it.
Yes to Brown
I: I have to do something to make it smell.
He: Yeah, go up from the top.

The New Year 2008. Strong as steel.

As reliable as Chinese condoms
Technology as accounts
Simple as a synchrophasotron

Chel tells how he went to treat his teeth the day before:

4to-to_tam (19:46:19 6/07/2008)
It was fucking yesterday ?
Insane18 (19:46:25 6/07/2008)
? to
4to-to_tam (19:46:28 6/07/2008)
Old woman 60 to 70 years old
4to-to_tam (19:46:53 6/07/2008)
I tell her - you say make me teeth, and I will turn on the music - it will be easier for me)
4to-to_tam (19:47:05 6/07/2008)
Enrolled at maximum)
Insane18 (19:47:13 6/07/2008)
HY is
4to-to_tam (19:47:25 6/07/2008)
I have one ear, and the second one is there to hear what she says.
Insane18 (19:47:34 6/07/2008)
and?
4to-to_tam (19:47:51 6/07/2008)
And she says to her sister, "Light, here I listen to what is being heard from the headphones and I remember how a year ago Rammstein listened to 0_O.

xxx> Girls, and you know you just need to see "My bookmarks" at your guy....

Shit shit shit....

XHH: Listen, and what is called the championship in search in the internet. Yandex conducts it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XHH: It sounds acutely. "Internet search championship Yandex.Sclerosis"

at work :
vtoroe_s4astje
My cheek is scratching. What to do? It is somewhat ugly.

sister
Go to the toilet.

vtoroe_s4astje
and far away. by the law of wickedness she will stop itching until I come.

sister
Go into the closet and get rid of it.

vtoroe_s4astje
That is, it’s okay if I get up, go to the closet of the coupe, open it, go down and after 30 seconds I’ll go out happy?))

sister
Well yes, and what? ?

sister
You can scream! and show in the window, and myself scratch quickly ))) Then you say it seemed to have seen a unicorn )))

in Electricity
Dialogue between father and daughter aged 8-9
by p. We caught the duck in the nest, there were eggs, we took the eggs and roasted them.
D is “You imagine the duck sitting down and tearing, and you came and took the eggs!

I bought a car in Ashan yesterday. Small from the smoker.
The literal instructions:

Compact air compressor "For CAR"
The product is NOT intended for pumping car tires (For CAR!!!!!)
No gabarit lights, not used as a vehicle.

That’s why I love Wikipedia.
dmg: I sit reading articles about all kinds of exotic things, I sit with a serious face, I try to understand something.
dmg: read to the article "Krotovina...
dmg: A passing intra-world crochet hole gives a hypothetical possibility of time travel if, for example, one of its entrances moves relative to the other, or if it is in a strong gravitational field where the course of time slows. The entire population of the Nizhny Novgorod region is waiting for the Volga Telecom office to get into such a ass."

A call to the hotel. Client, C-Customer is accepted:
c: good morning, hotel """""""""" I listen to you...
Responding with such a voice
Q: Is this a zoo?
C is no. This is the hotel """""".
Q: Are you sure?
Q: How do you tell...

We have 4 people in the family.
On the other day "take" came two more people.
Dialogue in the room:
Grandma: I can cook some mushrooms for tomorrow... Mom: in the sense of some? we have become too many, you want to break the rows?and :)

studently
Well, it’s hard... But let’s meet a bunch of jumping elephants.
Bloody
How much is a box, say you?

The situation is vital. My younger sister has a birthday. Quiet family dinner at the restaurant. At first, the conversation did not carry a semantic load, and then a dispute began who the first fate will punish by marriage. After a long quarrel, the sister issued a sentence:
I am the youngest, the ugly one to go to hell!
The father looks sadly out the window, smokes a cigarette and quietly cries:
Dad, you’ve been in hell for 28 years.

I seem to be getting older...I begin to understand why the Mermaid so wanted her legs...

Dogge: When you grow up, you will understand why you wanted to scare Moscow

Dialogue in the bus, 2 girls:
Do you know what applause means?! to
and Nea. What about CHO?
When my husband ends up, he says so.

Provocator
The first time I had sex with three - you, me and the cat bite the leg
ice
How about the group? :D
Provocator
OK, but the cat is still unskilled.
ice
I am upset :D

[23-02] HHHH: to twimate... what is this!!...
[23-05] I knew it would end.
[23-06] xxxh: took a deep breath... started again...
[23-16] WOW: The lac has broken up?
Q: Do you understand the language of women?

Dacia is a marketing manager.

0:47:29 daria: grinding, I set the route
0:47:29 daria: routing prescribe
0:48:10 daria: nod download updates can not
0:47:41 saltanov: o_O
0:48:50 daria: well a hole, life forced
0:49:17 daria: so interesting
0:50:46 daria: I want to be technical
0:50:59 daria: will you take to your trainees?
0:54:13 saltanov: if you can throw through SSH local proxy - I will take
1:32:31 daria: putty.exe -L 8080:127.0.1:80 daria@<domainnamewashere>.ru
1:33:11 saltanov: yeee... jump you want money?

XXX is Hi! How is it? (By the way, I would like to note that the above phrase is not a fucking desire to write a banal shit and get the status of an honorable blonde, as well as not expecting to get in response "normal" and be listed in the list of the blind or simply be a fool, in no way, it is just the first step for the final reduction of our dialogue to the proposal "Do you want to go drink a beer now?")))
YYY: Go to fuck with your spam, we’ve done it!! to
XXX is OK
YYY: Oh no, stand up!! to
YYY: Stay the fuck!! to
YYY: here I am bad ((

I explained to my little sister that eating a single sandwich with raw sausage has a bad effect on the figure. I wanted to show someone fat. In Yandex "the thick aunt" The first reference, titled "RBBW - 3 - 2005 - Totalitarian sect Church of Tolstoy Teti" pleased =)