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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7363
 01.07.2008
Al/ now met the girl by inetsu.
When and when a date
I will tell you tomorrow.

for tomorrow

Al/Parkyn and sister met, we two diva...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7362
 01.07.2008
I went for a walk with a friend in Nevsky. The green light signal begins to flash.
She says:
Let us run! We succeed on that side.
I broke... Well, I’m behind her.
And the devil drove me screaming after her:
Hold on to her!! She stole my wallet!!! to
Someone almost rushed to kick her off her feet. I haven’t spoken for three days...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7361
 01.07.2008
Empty
I wonder what will happen if tampaks are dropped in cocaine, and then used as intended?

Bessofka
I am going to come.)

Empty
And the pain will disappear...tampaks...liv in pleasure!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7360
 01.07.2008
KATAFALC : Does anyone have an automatic recipe maker? - a program in which you write an assortment of the refrigerator to get recipes))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7359
 01.07.2008
<Den> Denis vs. beer - 1:0
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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7358
 01.07.2008
I don’t understand people like my mother.
and xxx:?
He calls my phone and asks if I’m at home.
You are not the only one.)
Ricky said no.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Miki: I asked where? I said at school. Stop! you are at home!
I have at least two such moms :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7357
 01.07.2008
Advertising on the door of a mini roulette: do you like chocolate and jokes? Buy 10 liters of beer and win a chocolate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7356
 01.07.2008
If the worst is already behind, it is better to look back less often.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №7355
 01.07.2008
Today is...

My wife is watching a TV show about the Tunguska meteorite. My ml is coming.

and brother.

The further dialogue:

What are you watching?

About the Tunguska meteorite!

Has he fallen again?? to

We found it again!!! to



It smiled.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №7354
 01.07.2008
Scientific Congress on the Origin of Geographical Names.

One scientist says:

We had such a historic event in Moscow. Peter the First with the Switch

He stopped in one village, and at night one soldier fell asleep in the guard. The morning

The chief of the guard asked the king how to punish him. The king was good.

He just said, “Let him go.” The village has since been called

of Astafiev.

Another scientist takes the word:

We had a very similar case in Stalingrad. The King this time.

He was not in spirit, and the soldier was less fortunate. The village has since been called

of Ipatievo.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7353
 30.06.2008
On your birthday, we’ll pull you by the ears to grow up.
She: Stretch better than the breasts.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7352
 30.06.2008
Latest News: 16 June 2008
The quote contest is over! Results will be announced this week. It’s not too late to vote for your favorite quote about software!
R66: It seems to me that a week has passed away. Let us bring them to the top, and remind them of their promises.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7351
 30.06.2008
mr.z0mg: from sho I sometimes just get in my work, it is when you need to build the functionality of something.
Fuck a few days, such wonders of virtuosity you show, as a result you add a new button or another field to enter, when using which all the calculations go not as well as before... and the customer looks at it and says - "tu, and fuck it for so long? This is just a button added".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7350
 30.06.2008
XXX is good!!! I still put the toilet paper in the printer to print the dollar bills on it.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7349
 30.06.2008
YYYY
How fucking are we so angry?

XXX is
I am fucking late!

XXX is
I hate men!

XXX is
They just got up to wash and went.

XXX is
I want to dry and paint.

XXX is
The Peders!

XXX is
Only the pirates understand me.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7348
 30.06.2008
Practice in the Botanical Garden:
Who has experience with gasoline?
I have me! I have!
Experience of what nature?
I played in Doom.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7347
 30.06.2008
Calling up the telephone:
At that end manager (M): where is my mouse?
Where did you leave her last night?
M is no. Mouse on the table. It is not on the monitor.
Do you have electricity?
M: We didn’t have him?
Do you have a computer working?
M: I don’t know... no

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7346
 30.06.2008
zzz: XXX, didn’t you think you were lighting up the ip post here?
XXX: I thought of it. Try to find something about me. And you will understand that I thought it was a lot and productive.
Yyy: Strange, Ipišnik as Ipišnik
XXX: What should it be?
yyy: Well, there is a proxy there, or from a reserved pool, and so - where it is appropriate that we know the provider on the iPixel, and the provider only operates in 6 districts of Moscow. And a girl like you to find among six districts - well, you know, it's not more difficult than the sun in the sky.
Uuuu: That is the trouble. You will be looking for a girl, not a 37-year-old man.
Uuu, don’t touch my naive ideas.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7345
 30.06.2008
[4:43:12] <xxx> Yobani drum, what hero am I getting up at dawn?
[6:54:27] <yyy> Are you a fuck?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №7344
 30.06.2008
Close trousers, clutches
Wrapped with signs
Have you seen fucking?

In the ears of the tunnel.
All the flowers in Macau,
I feel sympathy with his mom and dad.

You may cry,
Easy, without a reason
But in fashion now such "men"

As you want, you can not bring to the top, just a scream of the soul.

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