LOL, direct harmful advice! and :)

If you can't invent
A terrible quote.
You are very offended,
of what someone can,
You are a dirty dirt,
Call it an impasse.
And send him to learn.
Let the match go!
Always do so with everyone.
Who threw something funny.
And they will know,
How to make people laugh!

You have the rhythm, go exercise.

You fucking had a childhood.

How do you know, you don’t know...
- you're wrong, I don't know, but yesterday I took Kalgon and now I look like a regular user.

She: Do you take me home, or am I afraid?
He: Of course I’ll go, and I’ll make sure that no one rapes you. Well, if you are raped, I’ll make sure you have fun.

When did we smoke?
2 to 11
1st How much has passed?
2nd Thirty minutes
1st Is time jumping?? to
2nd by Blia. by 11:33

I walk out the street in the morning, the guy from behind says to the girl: "let’s play in the gps"
She: "take it"
Interesting, I turned around. I see, the guy goes with his eyes closed, next to him a girl who says, “10 meters forward, right, 20 meters forward.”

At least for a while... advertise the fox... remove it from the base... her version is very offensive

Anonymous: Instruction from Valeria Illinichna:

> I would like to wish our team a loss. Not to mention the Soviet anthem. I would have lost in their place. And in general, long ago in the place of the athletes of the Russian Federation would lose principally everything.

HadroN: Novodvorska proposing to send to Spain. Suitable for corridors. Especially with her reaction to red.

Dimik
He was tired, I was tired, everyone was stunned, then the news shows how an ordinary man killed 70 people with a toothbrush, and then hanged himself on his ankle hair.)

Girls from Finland. The department burned, asked to send a link on the soap. So these clowns created a Word document, copied the link there, saved it on the desktop, then forwarded it to me!
The Fort Boyard. HY is!! to

Well, but not the label on the document sent))))

This is how "links" do
A colleague was on a trip to the station, needed to connect the chat, where he is - he does not know, called, asked.
Half-hour saucer on a 16 meter letter
in it ZIP archive, in ZIP Word file, in the Word file is inserted a BMP image, the beampucha is scanned from the photo, which is imprinted the door where you need to enter and switch.
The link worked 8-)

Communicate with group members. At some point, everyone began to stumble. The guy says: "Well, again we measure whispers". Girl: "I hope to measure by module".

StShelty
Sold the piano “Destra” black color. In good condition with excellent sound.
The price is contractual.
The 1 floor. Contact here or in person.

Bobkach
" 1st floor"
This is a big plus!!! to

From the contact (on the wall in one of the groups):

I have been interested in anime since I was 6 years old. I like everything, especially the genres about martial arts and fantasy. And what to hide is a little hentai. In general, I have a huge house, I am not afraid of this word, just a magnificent huge collection of anime of different styles. Most of the aforementioned styles. By the way, I have posters and a lot of magnets on the refrigerator that I made from the plaster myself in the form of various characters from the anime. It all started when I was fucked in my head and I became a dalpaeba. It was then that I became fascinated by this shit and watched these fucking cartoons for hours. And this is the beginning :) So bring my brothers :)

Let us be optimistic guys. Better in the semi-final for the Spaniards than in the final for the Germans...Think, right?

Goose

Sex with Ashley:

M: And what are you going to do next?
She: I’ll come to you, I’ll get up on my knees before you... and... your role)))))
I slowly pull my sword out of my knife.
She is: Oh yes! And what will you do with your "sword"?? to
He: I touch with my sword one of your shoulders, then another, and finally I consecrate you to a knight!!!! to

by LegoL@$(©)

Today at 19:56 am:
No is.
0_dimon, Today at 19:56
What is NO?
Today at 19:56 am:
Meu in Japanese
0_dimon, Today at 19:57
O_O
0_dimon, Today at 19:57
Heroes of Animals
Today at 19:57 am:
And you thought it translates as “I love to combine with a bean on a hot noon on the fourth day of the mid-summer month wearing a pink panama?”

When all the girls finally understand how much the guys are angry with a phrase such as "Now tell me anything" or "Don’t be silent", please plush, let them know...

Picture in the reception of the journal MGU. The girl submits documents to the reception committee. The guy (third-year-old) looks at her blank and says, “Girl, well, I asked to write completely where you came from – the city, the region... Well, how can I know where this (theatrical pause) is, forgive God, the Core Shell....!??" The row was crying off...

"Installation, reinstallation and adjustment of the OS" - the Pasechnik extreme.

WebManN: In Colombia, a patrol accidentally found 8 tons of cocaine on the shore.

WebManN: Colombians at the end of the war, accidentally found 8 TONS of cocaine on the.. on the.. on the!

Put in a heated oven. I do not know the temperature regime. The fact is that the plate was replaced just a few weeks ago, and the previous plate had two modes - "burn" and "burn to the ground". Cooked in the first mode :) (no sausages)