Fairy: arranged as an English instructor. A small uncontrolled child (6 years) of a neighbor. I sit today in the kitchen, waiting with his mother on the couch to find him on the horizon, to start forcibly pushing knowledge into him... and they just brought a telecome packed all in poppy polyethylene... and here comes out this spinoff, wrapped with polyethylene from the legs to the head and says: "Well, I found myself an occupation for the next 20 years, and you, mom?"
...

I am hysterical. The client came, is signed in the contract....I say to him: "Put another seal", and he says that I forgot, and here I _ balbesina - with a serious face I say to him: "We have a serious organization, then write blood".
The curtain.

In the light of recent events, apparently, the hypnosis still decided to go.

University of Civil Law Examination.
The teacher obviously follows the student, she is terribly nervous.
Talk about bombs.

Students don’t go to the solarium.
Teacher: Are you going?
The student: No.

The audience watched...

Observatory at the University. There the bikers are gathering, you know.
Another stumbling.
On the one hand, real such uncles are bearded, solid. Harley stands in a row shining chrome, all one to one. Uncles stand quietly, rubbing something of their own. All so calm, noble, solid...

On the other side are the athletes. Vzhik-vzhik, there here, constantly whistle, whistle, villa, etc., then go to the store, then come, like a beekeeping shorter.

Here one of them flies to the uncles, stops, smoke from under the wheels... and asks:
The men! Why will you never meet us?
Uncle calmly, splashing to the side:
Why should I meet you? You are new every year...

I went to Aska and asked for permission. She is not known to me.
The Conversation :

I : Hi you. presented

She: Don’t you mind having sex like a thread?

I:Rather, current certificate from CVD, HIV test, clean underwear, McDack bag

I : is it arranging?

Why a bag?

I: Well, you will be a little struggling!

Koliabys
I wonder what kind of exam it will be.

Godcore
I wonder what fucking he would be.

Conversation in the office.
-Nastia, we need programmers, look for, look for
There are no programmers.
You are born! We will help. HYYYYYY
You will have to wait 18 years.
From a young age, I have been teaching him programming. His first word will be... emm... hmm... hello world!!! to

Astra: I am reading the seven tablets of the covenant by Angel de Quatière.
I am Adolf Hitler, and I am Mayn Kampf.
Astra: mmm and who is it?))
I was such a modest writer at the time.)
Astral: Is it about love?
Virt: ohha... to the Jews)))

If we win the Dutch, we’ll be burning.

Thanks to the bilayne of copters all over the country, they are now called accomplices.

258986751: Discuss ways of dating in local locals:

MB: Well why, you come and take the pot off your head, and say:
Sorry for distracting, but can you make me a soup?
You stretch her pot...
Her reaction is understandable, with her eyes shaken, and laughing, she will find nothing to say except:
No is
And here you - throw out the pot and give
“Well, fuck him with the soup, so what’s your name?

And all, it’s yours, the main thing is surprisingDig: :-D so busy
258986751: Strange people live around
Dig: You can also check "Don't help me dry the pasta" with a dumpling.
258986751: a very amazing acquaintance with drilling "sorry girl can you drill anything?"
(11:33:58) 258986751: can you still attach wings to your back and ask "how do you feel about flying?"
258986751: the pedestrian
Dig : :-D
258986751: and you can also arm yourself with a sack and ask "you did not see a butterfly the size of a frog" here, and show a three-litre bowl with cockroaches so that it is clear - that a serious scientist
Dig: And also a whip and in the swamps "you did not cut it down here" and stand on a rubber boat
258986751: and then offer to ride around the pond

M: The diploma is saturated at 96 out of 100!!!!! to
B: What is it?
K: Based on my attempts to analyze the ethymology, I can assume that 96 of the 100 pages of the dimplom are covered with photos of breastfeeding.

The night. 24 hours shop. I choose between good and expensive beer. A man comes in, not very sober, with a cigarette in his mouth and a dog on the lead (a small one). The guard man:

You cannot go here with a cigarette.

The man with a dim look looks at the guard, blows a cigarette on his tongue and... swallows it. Cool of course, but okay. The guard adds:

Not with dogs either.

I thought the dog was getting very bad.

She: Hi Rabbit, you imagine I remembered your number!
He is: Hi, good man
She: How is it?
It is: normal
How did you come to Moscow?
See also: Norma
She: What are you doing now?
I am in the computer.
You do not have a computer.
He: I always had him.
She: Why didn’t you tell me?
He said, “You have not asked.! to
She: What are you going to do tonight?
He: Going with friends
She: You are not drinking!
He: Where did you get it from?? to
She is :????? I thought so!
Can you come to the room today?I have a surprise for you!and ;-)
He: I’m glad but you girl didn’t get there!!! :) :) :)

Forum of Photography
"How to photograph the sun":

Author – Michael –
Date: 10 June 2008 14:12

First, look at the sun carefully, it is small from the earth. Therefore, take a magnifying glass and look at it in good sunny weather. Find the areas you are interested in photographing. First with one eye, then with the other.
After that, I think there will no longer be questions about photographing.

Blessed

by Scratch:
We had street trips under my windows last summer..Well everyone on the wasted nine-two, who is on something cooler. Neon, rectangular, acoustic, all orets so that in the neighboring area can be heard. Well, the ride, the wash, the beech of this type of bootbox with LEDs and the toyota is the same. We drove 200 meters, and here they are both so quietly, modestly, but very, scuco, sharply overtaken by the Lancer Evo IX without too much noise and light. Well, the man hurried to where (We have the whole house who saw drowned simply)

Scratch
No more streets under my windows.

It is good to live on the 5th floor - you go out to smoke, people walk down. Sometimes I don’t see the shit, but today there are so many sicknesses!! to

She: Lana... I’ve gone... I’m about to get rid of... and then she’s killed... dreaming of me?? to

I will try)

He is: Listen

He: And when I'm going to sleep, do I sleep with a condom or without it?

4Polinka > Y)I have a momko chiter)
Rothschild > How is it?
4Polinka > She bought in our subway tokens for 8 rubles and used them in Peter instead of Peter's 18 rubles.