The elevator does not work on the 12th floor. I blinked like a sabbat, I reached up to 11.5, I raised my eyes and saw the inscription with a marker - "Shit?" O_o

XXX: And with memory, I also have problems after the injury, e...
I no longer remember Nikki. Except for the shouting "stage, in the gun!"
I was awakened this day.
YYY: the animals
XXX: The Fucks
XXX: I jumped up and ran.
XXX: in the process I was told "with the day of the border guard"
I woke up and woke up.

The Boss Comes:
That I came? That I came? That I came... I forgot... I forgot...
And he leaves.
It’s a hard day not just for me.

12:01:39) VasT: How do you get - whisper
(12:01:40) VasT: I will remove
(12:32:51) Fantom: Fujujujufu Fujujufu
(12:33:05) VasT: thieves
(12:33:08) VasT: is it ch?
(12:33:38) Phantom: This is me whispering

X: I dreamed of Vitalik tonight.
Oh yeah, okay, I dream almost every night.

I went to a bookstore and picked a book near the box office. Suddenly, a 60-year-old woman appears in the store and asks the seller:
Do you have toilet paper?
Well, almost falling under the table, we have a bookstore, not a business store!
You must have a paper!

YYYY
Take your grandmother with you and go.
YYYY
Find a tent.
XXX is
Where can I find it interesting? :)
YYYY
I will find shit.
XXX is
Give it
YYYY
Stopping, the tent or the grandmother?)))))))
XXX is
Grandma
XXX is
I’ll find the room myself ?

cra : Calls to the sapport are saved in the.wtf format
Alex : ))))
Answers are in.rtfm format.

I’m sitting at the window at night, smoking... Fifth floor. I dook, I throw a puddle, and what would you think? I get to my neighbor’s grandfather right on the baldness! The spark, the mat...
In general, breaking my head running with a wet towel down - apologize... And then this dialogue:
I: Here is the towel Valentine Petrovich, you probably burned
“Thank you, son, how did you get out of that?
I: Yeah, I saw you fall on a frog!
He said, “Don’t say, these are the wicked. Eggs would have been cut off, who knew!
I: They are really idiots! I barely got a bottle recently.

xxx: he has recently purchased
YYYY: Ooo... the beasts, not the beasts. touched him.
XX: Why is it affected?
yyy: by the fact that if you compare a chorus with a cat, you will get this formula:
1 horse = 1 cat * 10

Yyy: Harya needs to:
Wash with special shampoo once every 2 weeks.
2) it is necessary to reliably hide household chemicals, because by nature they are hyper curious chewers. Seeing the open box of the commodity, they lose interest in everything around them. From now on, the whole meaning of life is to get there.
The female hork, for example, is able to climb into a gap of 5x7 cm.
4) They like to store supplies. With such pervasiveness, it is a problem. For example, a piece of sausage in the corner of the room behind the closet. Meat, fruit and smell after a few weeks
YYY: In short, the choir is a piece of curiosity. and concentrated. With all the outdoors.

Tagged: toyota harrie
YYY: O_O

-=Pro®OK=-
in communion with the admin all doezzo with the help of a witty pair
On it, the underwear is dried, it is used as an extender, as a guard.

Slavic
Ebuzzos how are they?
......................

Pletout from the himalayas and in it ibuzzo=)

Is there a car?
Tagged with: X5
She: I don’t know that.
What about the BMW X5?
She is: Nea
He: What do you know?
She is: Nietzsche
He said, “Well then "the car is" going to do it?
She is: Daa

VoRoN: Do you know how to open the flash?
RAM: Yes, you go into my computer, there you find the necessary removable disk. You click on him twice.
Aaaah, I found the hood. thank you!

According to tayga.info:
A stream of water high from a nine-story house crashed on May 27 on the Soviet street in the center of Novosibirsk. As explained in the press center of the city council, thus a defect was detected in the heat networks of the city during the planned tests.
City Council of Novosibirsk. Please conduct a scheduled inspection of the thermonuclear reactor in the vicinity of Washington, District of Columbia... >_<

The parents come home, find the babysitter of their three-year-old child standing on their knees and beating the worship. "WTF isand "
It turns out, usually a whispering and unclearly speaking child stated to the babysitter very clearly: "Pray and repent!!!!"!" - "What is my good??" - "Pray and repent!!" - angrily demanded the carapuz. The babysitter remembered everything about the sinless infants, with whose mouths the truth glossed, was afraid, understood that it was crying and fell down to pray and repent.
After brief discussions it turned out that the child very much wanted to see the cartoon about the Baby and Carlson.

Immortal (00:51:49 28/05/2008)
I’m nervous, I’m upset about everything, Vike is terrible to ride with me

Iridial (00:56:05 28/05/2008)


Iridial (00:56:25 28/05/2008)
Do not forget the window in the other plevatszo

Iridial (00:56:34 28/05/2008)
through the right window.

What IQ do you have?
It is: 5.1
It’s... it’s... it’s seen.

I eat in the electric car, in the passage between the wagons goes a guy, here someone pulls the crane and the guy flies into the car with a fish and with all of it impresses the huge breasts of the lady sitting on the first bench. The grandmother cried, grabbed the iron sink from the bag and let us knock the guy on the forehead... The guy is really sorry, he sits in a tambour, smokes, eyes in a bunch, injury from nipples for a lifetime!

I was convinced that programmers were dumb, unspoken and untouched guys. In one hand they have a beer, and the other hand at the same time writes programs under DOS.

For the first time near the department... computer, I saw such a "programmer" with my own eyes. This child, old, cheerful and well-nourished, dragged a computer mouse down the hallway and talked to her about something touching. Sometimes I am still tormented by the question of whether it was a joke or a temporary obscurity of reason.

c) Guard-marine

youths
By the way

youths
Don’t think about not coming to work tomorrow or being late.

Odeon
Why is?

youths
Because I will not come. Your turn

Odeon
OK is