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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7003
 19.06.2008
(from the dialogue with the police officer at 3 p.m.)......You can rub your student. The document is only the following 3 things..... passport, military ticket!!! and the Michman certificate!!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №7002
 19.06.2008
xxx(00:34:46 18/06/2008)
They don’t chase the knot, they don’t feed the oatmeal, and when they pasture, they drag seven plugs.
xxx (00:34:48 18/06/2008)
What is it?
yyy (00:35:22 18/06/200
It is a mystery...
xxx (00:35:31 18/06/200)
Authorship
xxx(00:35:38 18/06/200
Teach me to think so.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7001
 19.06.2008
Here I will get old, I will be 60 years old, I will sit near the fireplace in my country, on the streets, snow, a pleasant shake of burning wood from the fireplace, in the room.
slightly dimmed light, a bottle of whisky, behind the shoulders of the year
On the table an old lost laptop and Heroes III... :-)

* the

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №7000
 19.06.2008
I don’t understand my boyfriend. He has three favorite things: me, the car and the dog. When the car is all dirty, he is ready to lick it with his tongue and condemns: "Oh, you are my child." When his creature is cheated by a dog, the eggs of other dogs are laid, he kisses her and lets his nose be licked. But when I am all pure and beautiful, I approach him and kiss him, he says, "Go and grind your lips in a mask."

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №6999
 19.06.2008
About the antibodies:

The Serpent:
One acquaintance slept overnight on the seat with a bag of P/E filled with novocaine.
The Serpent:
When his car was stolen, the menta found her and the crying hijacker a kilometer from the starting point (he thought he was paralyzed).
The Serpent:
In the sense, his ass and legs were numb so he could not even get out and escape.
I am :
You are a terrorist.)
The Serpent:
I am "Leading Engineer "
The Serpent:
It is equally...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6998
 19.06.2008
O Lord!! All the competitions that the channel RTR shows - remain behind us, and on the ORT - will be lost! The match against the Netherlands will be tracked on ORT!!! We need to arrange a flash...drop the ORT box...let it be transferred to the 2nd channel!!!!! Bring it to the top!! Russia is ahead!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6997
 19.06.2008
Interestingly, a tram ticket with the number 666666 can be considered happy?

Azzaki is happy.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6996
 19.06.2008
The Pirate Service:
Can you make fun of yourself?? to
The game: XZ, try
Admin was banned by Admin reasons :
The people will be reading until this fool will think about how to break himself up.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6995
 19.06.2008
Finally, happiness fell on me! In my car was a long-legged blonde in a miniature!
Truth sits in the back seat, my love sits in the front seat.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6994
 19.06.2008
The curves of your body worry me unbearably.
She: These folds worry me too, glad that she is not alone in her experiences.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6993
 19.06.2008
Alexia (09:28:37 17/06/2008)
Oh well... women love banality so much - flowers, champagne, dinner at the flash...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6992
 19.06.2008
Communism will replace socialism when, instead of the columns,

The light bulbs will be spoken by sales managers.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6991
 19.06.2008
There was such a great actress Alexander Alexandrovna Jablochkina. who

Remember the actors of the Little Theatre, still of pre-revolutionary origin,

He probably remembers her too. Alexander Alexandrovna, serving in private and

Emperor theatres, somewhat quietly entered into reality

of the Soviet theatre, being at the same time fantastically naive and accustomed

Say what I thought. When Alexander Alexandrovna was already quite

at age, she came to a party meeting (or it was something like

weekly ideological commitment, not the essence), where asked questions,

At this point of view, frankly, ridiculous, and then completely normal.

Very little, strictly compulsory to answer. She was asked this way:

“Alexandra Alexandrovna, is this how you imagine communism?”

She said, “Well, it will be a wonderful time! There will be everywhere

There will be plenty of food, everyone will have their own houses, no one will rush in.

People will be respectful, polite, on the streets.

Order and cleanliness...In general – as with the king...”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6990
 19.06.2008
U.S. spacecraft sent to Mars has broken contact.

A week later he was found in Uzbekistan with broken numbers.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6989
 19.06.2008
<111> The People! Give me something I can think of with a tap and a hole. I will bring you something useful!
<222> I have some money here...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6988
 19.06.2008
MD: Knowing our department of physics, I wasn’t even surprised to see the switch on the floor.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6987
 19.06.2008
Ladies and gentlemen! Please help me! I struggle with a girl, all I need is to show my feelings to her! write something like "Love Sasha" in contact her id- 640468, thank you in advance!
Z is. If you are not lazy, put a plush, understand! She is very dear to me...

>>> O_o More successful attempt to finally get rid of a girl I have not seen yet!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6986
 19.06.2008
Non Grata: A friend asked seriously on the phone an hour ago:
I was listening to music via Winamp and suddenly my computer stopped working. Could this be due to the fact that the system block fell from the table?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6985
 18.06.2008
Sky the Dragon: gather all the heroes of the Soviet cartoons (everyone there is the columns, carlsons, etc.) and make a parody on Pokémon))) Luckily looking for who can paint it all

Swamplord: Gygygogs))) very cool))))

Sky the Dragon: We even came up with how the sammon of the eggs will look in the fog - under the melody from the introductory roll of the first Silent Hill everything is wrapped in the fog, the depressing eggs come out, inspected, rattled with the groulom "LOSHADKA-A-A-A" the Aztec horse rushes from under the naggula, rattles everyone in the farce and all this disappears)))

Sky the Dragon: There is still a chuburash called rugged will - on the ears to fly

Swamplord: You are the ones)))))))

Sky The Dragon, 21:51:50:
We haven’t smoked for a while!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №6984
 18.06.2008
111: Well... I’m white and furry :)
222: as a mould

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