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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6433
 05.06.2008
The Spring
Today I came to the universe, saw Lenka with his stomach and realized that he had not been in the universe for a long time.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6432
 05.06.2008
I went out of the balcony.
I hear the thrust.
All lights in the area are turned off.
The fucking shit.
Until I realized that the light had disappeared by itself,
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
XHH: It turned out - to light the beginning simple.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6431
 05.06.2008
Shyshpa (13:21:02 1/06/2008)
A child with a holiday!

E (13:22:04 1/06/2008)
I am an adult already!!! to

Shyshpа (13:22:31 1/06/2008)
In your heart you are a child.

E (13:25:39 1/06/2008)
In the shower yes! When I wash, I always rejoice... like a child!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6430
 05.06.2008
In the compound games all the time strive to make the water realistic and as a result, the heroes in the compound boats swim on the realistic water

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6429
 05.06.2008
XXX I got it all. I dreamed a couple of times of killing my boss. In the details :(
Yyy, so you tell him about the dream, hint on the guy
XXX is a surprise.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6428
 05.06.2008
Three folders on the disk.

Anime - 17.3Gb
Pornography - 10.7 GB
Education - 112 Kb


Question: Which file is better to file from?? to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6427
 05.06.2008
we go to the country to a friend. we come to his house and to us for the meeting joyfully runs out the calf of the shepherd breed.
Oh fuck dog, I’m afraid.
Do not be afraid, he is kind.
No, it just smells of me.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6426
 05.06.2008
What do you know about Pellets? You have a wife.
c) is

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6425
 05.06.2008
Hi, how about a diploma?
GuiLe: Yes, I’m sitting in the department, I’m waiting for the manager (
GuiLe: He’s gone cacao))
You’d let him read with you!:D

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6424
 05.06.2008
<DeMaNN> if you want to break up contact me!!!! In two days I managed and the computer to break and Seregin book raise))
<threeheadmonster> You are the main thing

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6423
 05.06.2008
Inscriptions on the walls of different schools:
Ordinary High School: B + K = L

School with Advanced Language Studies: Vasya + Katya = Love

Physmat Liceu: Love - Vasya = Katya

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6422
 05.06.2008
-Mike- (07:48:21 2/06/2008)
and quietly!! to

-Mike- (07:48:28 2/06/2008)
Valerian is fast.

Linn (07:49:15 2/06/2008)
I don't have a valerian at home, there's some sort of hernia that is drunk with prolonged depression))

-Mike- (07:49:24 2/06/2008)
What about vodka?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6421
 05.06.2008
“God, sooner our wedding would be!”So hunting a white dress, fatou to wear))))
He: What is white, I want red with flowers!
She: Well, it’s your wedding too, you can wear anything!!!!!!!)))))))))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6420
 05.06.2008
Renaissance:... when the orc and the hobbit are crossed, an orbit is obtained

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6419
 05.06.2008
XXX: it doesn’t happen, he probably slept with the daughters of all the teachers.
What are all young and beautiful?
XX: It is not a principle
YYY: And all the daughters?
XXX: It’s not a principle.
YYY: Oh and all agreed?? to
XXX: He is still persistent

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6418
 05.06.2008
night_elf: Fchira watched the picture, I sit in the courtyard, I wait for a person, next to the neighboring drawer are sitting "halfworms"))discuss how they cheated the cashier in the store and stole a bottle of "bacardi"(700-900 p), and here one of them who was silent all the time, gets a soft bag from under the jacket, shows it to the crowd, and proudly exclaims: And I AM ALWAYS DOWN!and ? ? ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6417
 05.06.2008
ZZZG
Types of Jazzy

Bkmz
Differ me in the galva!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6416
 05.06.2008
Pump: Procher, go to the ASU
Tagged: weather, weather
Ashley Shelley?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6415
 05.06.2008
The title on mail.ru:
Dominica Gusharova is Miss Euro 2008

Where, wondering, Dominic got such Czechs?)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6414
 05.06.2008
The girl is going to swim in the bathroom.
I: Where are you? I wanted to wash!
She: I'm not very long, my legs to epilate...
Fuck, again for two hours.! to
She: No, every leg for 10 minutes, so in 40 minutes I'll get out!

She ran into the bathroom and I thought...

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