Once in WoW. We go through some heroic, in real, a doctor-surgeon on duty, writes in the chat:
We need an AFC urgently.
We wait for 20 minutes.
Priest: - I have not operated appendicitis so quickly, go on!

Admin is burning:
I went to the store to buy something for the server. He is given a check on which instead of letters (see problems with coding) - squares. He looks at him and says:
Have you tried to write in squares?
The provider looks at us with shattered eyes and asks: Odmin? He answered, how did he guess? The seller answered: and our Odmin said the same!

Nothing smiles like a trolleybus trying to overtake a trolleybus!
You know it is %).
It was necessary to see the rod of the driver of the trolleybus repairing horn.

iv>>> Why do you bite my right hand?
Crazy>>> You don’t understand anything!!! This is my rival.
iv>>> o_0

Fuck that I scratched.
It’s not all that you micked, you can fuck.

The most appropriate name for a Russian man is probably: brave breakup.

God give me a job that would make me want to stay home.

Don’t God give me a house that I’d like to stay for.

of work.

A group of auto school students sitting in the corridor of the GIBD department, waiting

The Exam. In the group - a thoughtful personality in glasses, let's call it,

Let us say, Lecha, a terrible pedant and accuratist, and a young girl, let it be.

Olya, a blonde from the category "I give - well, I don't give - I buy". Despite the

This, Olya read the rules in good faith (and not even one).

and once). Here are the answers to the exam tickets.

I have a question about boiling. Something like "What kind of bullshit

Is it allowed in the ice?” There are three types: in

flexible clutch (the most common wire), on a hard clutch (so usually

The trucks are pulled, attaching them to each other with unshakable steel.

pipes) and the partial loading method (this is when the front part

The non-working car is accumulated on the pop pulling, and the rear

wheels on the road.

And here is Olya, not for the sake of profit, but only for the expansion of the horizon for,

He asks:

- Oh, Lechik, and please explain to me in two words, the pullover.

Partial loading method - how is it?

In two words? It clarifies the body.

- Yes, in two words, - asks Olya, in the eyes read "no longer

I will understand.”

Lecha, as has already been said, a man of straightforward precision, and

If he is asked (and repeated) to give an exact description in two words,

This oil needs something. Lisha is immersed in thought, looking for

The correct formulation. Olya again deepens into reading tickets, corridor

for about a minute in silence.

After a moment, Olya remembers his question, or again.

A ticket with a boiler. Of course, she has long forgotten.

He has imposed a cruel restriction on her, and now she is sincere.

Why does this botanic can’t tell her the definition?

“Leshik, so what is “particle loading”?

Lechik raises clear blue eyes on her.

Did you ask in two words? He asks with intonation.

The last word.

- Yes, - the uncertainly replies Olečka, apparently beginning to suspect that

Through this formulation, she has thrown the titan of thought into the splinter of linguistics.

Equilibrium is deep and long.

The thinker deliberately protrudes his beard forward, scratches his fingers.

The chest:

In two words, it is “dogs will be.”

To Mikhalkov approached one of his colleagues-literators and wounded:

Their hymn is shit.

To which Mikhalkov replied:

Don’t be a shit, you’ll be listening.

<sss>: Can I call you and rub on the phone?
Smile is missing.

xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx You cannot get pregnant the first night.
Very even possible. The female body is ready for conception from 11-12 years of age, and plowing in this matter is not an obstacle. There are cases of conception and after oral lusts. Even without a partner.
Yyy without a partner is cool.
xxx what do you think?

Nik> And generally in one book, described such a case. For a long time, it was the case, years 2000 edak with the hook.

is
Did you cook peelings before we were gone?
Daddy
Yes Yes
is
And you ate them, forgive me, where did you come from? From the cage?
Daddy
From the plate.
is
Strange, I didn’t find a single plate with traces of peelings.)
Daddy
) ) )
is
What are you laughing at? :)
is
Was it washed? ?
Daddy
You hear badly.)
Daddy
Looking under the bed?

FrEewAy: We will land on the moon, build our city, we will begin to actively reproduce and soon we will be more than the Chinese. We will crush a huge ship and fly to Earth to capture the world! First we will destroy China (the hardest thing must be done first), and then all the rest as well. By destroying mankind, we will create an entirely new progressive race based on the ideals of goodness and honesty. There will be no wars or other bloodshed in our world. And then, we’ll get bored of it all one day, and we’ll all drink jade, and dinrics will reappear on Earth, because we’ll revive them from the DNA molecule of the now-existent dinosaurs in this miserable UK, in their miserable museums. The Muha.
Milky: A great plan! I am with you ?
FrEewAy: Excuse me, the guy, I smashed it all...

You have a DNS error.
You have a DNA curve.

I forgot my socks at home.
YYY: How did you understand?
XXX: They are the same!

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In the Novgorod region, court officers came to collect the debt to a dead woman. After her death, she walked around the city for two more days in an empty state and abhorred. This was stated by the police.
xxx: and where I only live... >_<

Dialogue of Yandex employees:
We have an employee with the name Gugliel.
Spy is no different ?
- ahah, and now imagine the name of the spy company from yahoo =))

Now I watched a picture at the railway station: the carpenter was trying to drive the water from 3 holes into the well.
The holes were located 1-->2-->3-->Luke
So he first moved the water from hole No. 3 into the hole.
Then from the 2nd to the 3rd, and then into the luck.
And then came the 1st...
This whole process reminded me of the work of our IT department.

In Team Ka
Do I have beautiful ears?

Cartman
beautifully

In Team Ka
There is no rabbit. What a rabbit I was.

In Team Ka
I am not cowardly and I do not eat the bark of trees.

Cartman
Then the cat.

Cartman
Even if you don’t seem to be in the corner.)))

XXX: What are you doing?
SloN: I help people get rid of radioactive, magnetic wave-emitting objects that are also harmful to their health and take a lot of their time!
Are you an environmentalist?
SloN: I am a goop