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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3233
 04.04.2008
Thing
I had an IPTV on both networks immediately broken off.

Solaris
What is there?

Thing
Good jokes

Thing
The song is called (((

Solaris
I can record through the tuner.

Thing
I have a TV... I went and watched it.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3232
 04.04.2008
The Pepper!! In the morning I went on a bus ride. People, all bad guys somehow, dressed somehow, half hungry for the march...and on the radio talk about the harm of excessive overeating of red caviar! Russia is hideous.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3231
 04.04.2008
SEKA: Yesterday’s theme was: the partisans went on the screw... I’m a bad boy, I don’t have cigarettes, I pick up the screw from the wide pants, I roll out the body... I want to smoke shit! I get a screw, I think I’ll put it on the wall. Hooked! Half a pack of Chester falls from it! The first thought: "I thought of the shit?!?!?and "

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3230
 04.04.2008
xxx: names, smsky writes, said he will pursue to lose the pulse, and I gave him that he has one chance to get me back - through the gaps, now I sit and fear that he will agree.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3229
 04.04.2008
InaDequate: Listen to me, Gulen!
InaDequate: I’ll ask you a few questions now.
Aphel: In the essence?
Tagged with: ahahahahah
InaDequate: Here is the first: the creature is called Olya?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3228
 04.04.2008
and Alexander! Come and repair the laminator.
I am not repairing laminators.
ADMIN: Yes, it is not my concern.
Bush: Who is paying? And whose? This is technique...
Admin: When you can play games on the laminators, then it will be my care.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3227
 04.04.2008
of honey. An examination in anatomy. Everyone runs away and pays off debts. The two groups had no final results on topics: "The Upper End" and "The Heart". They come to give:
Question: What do we give?
Hand and heart!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3226
 04.04.2008
Ghost: I work as a tester, I took home work on Tuesday, I went out at night. After the day I go to the subway from work, I sit, camouflage, suddenly I hear the dialogue of a woman (J) and her (J)chad.
Why is my uncle sleeping?
Because my uncle is tired.
Why is my uncle tired?
J: Because my uncle worked a lot... (I think, about me)
Q: Why did my uncle work so much?
Because he needs money.
Q: Why does he have money?
J: (I smiled here) not to drive in the subway, but in the car...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3225
 04.04.2008
From the forum ag.ru, talk about the "ICQ-girls":
ICQ-d: Hi, how are you doing?! to
I am Hi. They seam.
ICQ: What’s funny about it?? to
ICQ-D: What are they sewing?? to
I: Nothing funny. The affairs go.
ICQ-D: The pictures are here.
I: I am pleased.
ICQ: What is it?? to
I: I’m glad, I say you came.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3224
 04.04.2008
ZH
And in general, I am a pig... I changed a loved one...
Vika
Okay, I changed... I got drunk... I too
Vika
It changed when the other person liked it and you begin to feel about it...and what are the feelings here?
ZH
I am not a pig! I am an athlete

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3223
 04.04.2008
Whoever wants to see the admin basha live - plus :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3222
 04.04.2008
From the discussion on the forum website:

What a decent machine (can be)
Ask a nice girl to
up to 8500 U.S. ? to

(After two pages of discussion and controversy)

Wiltorn: In short, a nice girl will be advised
up to 8500 U.E. put in silicone. After that
A decent car will be given! And not B!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3221
 04.04.2008
I go as if at 6 a.m. on December 31, 3 men fly to me and ask for 25 kopecks.I give them 50 kopecks.They gave me a delivery and gave their package of malboro with the words "go buy ice cream and give cigarettes to the folder, tell him that he has a good son."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3220
 03.04.2008
Why did Oleg turn off?
He has a fucking provider.
Kuuuzya: What is his proof?
Matthews: It is shit.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №3219
 03.04.2008
Fortunately the bugs brought a note... broke the brain...
"... and finally tell the programmers what they would do to you. The graphs are such that no new ones are filled every time, but that you can choose, even if it is not there. and what would the program itself choose, when they need them, those you need there..."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №3218
 03.04.2008
The end of the world is soon...
Here is the pchm?
I don’t know, I decided so.
The angel is smart.
Angelica: So why then?
Odin: The unique coincidence of Vanga and Nostradamus about the Third World. War in 2012. In 2008, four assassinations of heads of ministers of different countries. The Muslim revolt in Europe.
For the next 20 years, scientists have compiled a list of potential threats to our planet.
In June this year, a large Hadron Collider is launched, which can create particles that can absorb the entire Earth.
My fish in the aquarium behave strangely.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3217
 03.04.2008
Here is. And immediately after getting into the Abyss all at least some thinking and educated (do you think there are no such in the tower?) People became aware of what the main contingent of Bash was.
"Originals" and "humorists" would ask at least who Rosenthal is. They don’t know the hell, but they get rid of it. The day was ruined, fucking. Enjoy it! Per this is the only way to learn a normal Russian language.

Admin Basha, thank you very much. Very useful.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3216
 03.04.2008
- we have two days on the city running line on one of the channels funny announcement is going)

I sell my house or marry a serious person. Tagged with: "Crazy

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3215
 03.04.2008
Danya: I understand that all girls are either faithful or honest. Until yesterday it was true...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3214
 03.04.2008
From the forum:
1 photo please.
2 - [C:Documents and Settings.jpg]
2 - by debility inserting pictures in the forum works...

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