The idiots! The sex of the child is determined by the chromosomes of the father. The temperature of the environment determines the sex of the crocodile.

I’m walking down the street today, there are guys standing by the subway selling Tele2 SIM cards... They approach me and one of them says, “Girl, connect to Tele2!” And don’t think of answering “no” because for every response I kill and eat a cat... and then they join a choir with “HELP TO THE BODY” – Save the Cat!This is something new!"

Yyy: No, I will kill him!!!!! to
XXX: What is it?
YYY: Remember, I told you that every morning we have battles because this lazy ass can’t take off the cheek from the pillow, and is constantly late to work. Sleep until 9, although go out at eight and thirty.
XXX: What Happened?
YYY: And today, he wakes up at eight, and you know why?
Yyy: We have a telephone at work in the morning to wake him up somehow. And you can see in the news was told how the half-naked Italian porn actress stuck, bowed into the parliament, bowed somewhere else. This cat wiped his eyes with the words of OOOOOO!!!!!!! The Syrian!!! to

I go into the room and hear the dialogue:
I love you because you never criticized me.
Dad: What am I, a fool? O_O
This is the guarantee of family happiness =)))) (parents together for 25 years).

8th of March.
[17:22:57] with_a_smile: OUR DIVIS DOES NOT BE WASBUDDY AND NIDADY!!!!!!! to
Frankie: The only thing you can excite is the vomiting reflex, the sunshine...
c) by Mikhail

My friend’s daughter yesterday:
Girlfriend: The best way to prove to me that you’re already an adult is to take on some homework.
I will command and weep!

N@sty@: Do you have any movies?
Fredd: Yes, does she have a flash?
N@ty@:nea ((
Sitting on the bullshit.
N@sty@:Same Bollwan!!!! to
Fredd: The bullshit sit!
N@sty@: WEB WEB
13:21:58 - N@sty@ has logged off

How is this group called? Who is the "feast of the Prayer"?
The Troll Gets El
Oh yeah, of course. I’m in the head "I’m in the head"

“Waler, I’m here Garant opened, it’s written "Platform F1". Press the F1.
by Zmi
I regret
The platform has already gone.

<0000: 52 61 74 48 61> the customer does not provide us with content :(
So I created him here a few items in the restaurant menu on the website...
Pellets of hand glue (sculptor unknown)
The cheesecake
Gnomou baked in its own armor (tools for forging are attached)
"The mistake of sapphera" (meat salad)
Whisky "J Bush the Younger" – Sing and be stupid!
Freezes frozen under the cage
Complex lunch "Artillery" (Peanut soup, salad "Olivier", peanut cake, kefir)
Sandwiches "Admin’s" (bread with mayonnaise)
Cattle "Gopnik on the slide of bikers"
"Crisis Lunch" (yesterday’s cushion and a glass of water from under the crane)
Mushrooms to watermelon (marinated marins)
Cocktail "Vengeance for Minet" (beelis with lemon juice)
Georgian sauces "Satsibeli", "Tkemali", "Shuyali"
Elf ears with garlic
Exhibitionist oysters (without shrimp)

Here is our response to the area of the bead-gopes! Unified team
by ******
Vladimir admin... the wind with the server... the ping out of the thorns... the ping unmeasured... the heavy load fell asleep on the key...
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The AAA! Let it blow!!! to

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Gondons, you must be shot for such things, so that you do not attempt the holy thing.
Shake America and other figs, such as Vista, but don’t touch the classics.)
by ******
Answers (numbered 24 (only in the best), some of them):
Fuck the pirate! "Vladimir Central" - this is not a classic nihuya, but a formerly chancellor!
- Found, fucking, the classics..Sidi admin your KPZ or colony..or hz where you have invaded such a marasma.
The monster, the classic, is Beethoven, Bach, Mozart! And what you called nothing but shit, it can’t be called!
- And whose tongue turned to call it a classic, a fuo, a biddle and a goat, etc. from the basha...
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! to
The urine of the gods!!!!!!!!! to
OOO OOO!!! You are missing the prison, you are missing the prison, you are missing the sky.
Go to the area, classic hooves.
What is holy??? Blatsky, the slander that roars out of all the holes? Fill him up! and :(
- Chuvak, the classics are Glinka, Tchaikovsky, Skryabin... And this is a butterfly.
The flash mob, hole!

X: One of our friends taught his dog to bring a cell phone when it calls.
Then the friend went to the beach with the dog.
Well you can imagine.)
The dog brought him other people’s phones all day, and he ran to the beach and apologized.
Y: It is great. The dog connects to the pipel :)

A lot of anonymous people gathered here. be careful.
In ancient Japan, the rite of decorating a man accused of masculinity (i.e., in a homosiatine) with all sorts of stripes, etc. was called "kavaim". And to drive him out of the city (that is, if he is all like a woman, then we will decorate him with women’s things). And the slaves were obliged to speak as a sign of joy and fear before the lord, who was so generous that he fed them (similar to a cat’s mocking treacherous about the master).
In general, you will make the conclusions yourself. With respect, "Note" on the rites and customs of ancient Japan
P.S Additionally, let the fans of anime swallow the tea :)

He is:
I want to try how you cook.
She is:
Tired of living?

Title of the topic from the forum Nissan Qashqai Club:
Smell in the room after running.

Today my child gave me
Daddy, please, let's take Murchik, he's a decent cat he doesn't meet in the shoes...

At work I went to the sorting room, there were two toilets separated by a thin partition. I sit. Suddenly from the neighboring cabin the rocky "PUC". I think it is necessary to support the comrade in his difficult affair and gave a worthy answer. The wall is even louder. I stood up and gave you a stunning sound. The neighbor is exhausted, or frightened, no longer heard...I am going out and clashing nose to nose with the most beautiful girl of the office, coming out of the neighboring cabin..Now we sit and don't look at each other...Maybe in the movie invite her..we are so connected now...

Working in the OMON.
Bablochert: Some mints are a hernia, here I have a castle (growth 210, weight 150) working with an admin. And I realized this when I stormed the office one...
Bablochert: I was like the worst to attack the server, I flew there, and there he... in shorts and a mask, stuck hard in the microwave. He turns, and such with sad eyes: NO?
and bgg :)
You laugh.... I sneaked in the pants and the machine nahuy dropped :(

We sit with a friend, drink a pigo, talk about Japanese bikes...
Did you know that in Japan after 5 years you can bring a car to the factory and they will give you a new one?? to
2 - Aha, and this is used...
1 - exactly, will be used in Vladivostok...

News on Rambler on Sunday: "Militia detained 300 Zenit fans". On Monday: The militia released 500 Zenit fans. Probably something happened.